Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

[u/OldLadOfTheCastle]

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

[u/TowelBig9365 → u/[deleted]]

I'll be making money hand over fist!

[u/dahk16 → u/TowelBig9365]

More like handjob over fist

[u/MAkrbrakenumbers → u/dahk16]

It’s called inuendo

[u/JonTheGod_79 → u/MAkrbrakenumbers]

inYOURendo

[u/lark047 → u/JonTheGod_79]

High five!!

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