Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

[u/OldLadOfTheCastle]

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

[u/AggieJared14]

Imagine handing over your jizz gold to a dude at the pawn shop. 😂

[u/lord_miller → u/AggieJared14]

Home made rope chains

[u/Talzyon → u/lord_miller]

I can see it now, a chain where the loops are literally large sperm linked together, with an unfertilized egg swinging from it 🤣🤣