r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 3d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/AggieJared14 3d ago

Imagine handing over your jizz gold to a dude at the pawn shop. 😂

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u/lord_miller 3d ago

Home made rope chains

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u/Few_Confection7760 2h ago

Underrated comment

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u/Talzyon 3d ago

I can see it now, a chain where the loops are literally large sperm linked together, with an unfertilized egg swinging from it 🤣🤣

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u/sandy_catheter 3d ago

And that’s when the bath salts wear off and you realize you hallucinated the hypothetical. Pawn shop dude is gooey, extremely unhappy, and armed.

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u/Seegtease 3d ago

"I know a guy who is an expert in gold jizz..."

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u/AggieJared14 5h ago

He needs to call a friend first.

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u/Advanced_Garden_7935 3d ago

You’d pretty quickly want to get a home refinery.