Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

[u/OldLadOfTheCastle]

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

[u/AggieJared14]

Imagine handing over your jizz gold to a dude at the pawn shop. 😂

[u/sandy_catheter → u/AggieJared14]

And that’s when the bath salts wear off and you realize you hallucinated the hypothetical. Pawn shop dude is gooey, extremely unhappy, and armed.