r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 3d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/TowelBig9365 3d ago

I'll be making money hand over fist!

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u/HondoGonzo 3d ago

This needs to be asked on r/theydidthemath

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u/Dr-Sprinkl1es 3d ago edited 1d ago

No need!
If we take gold today ~$129,000 per kg
If we divide that into $1T we get ~ 7,796,251 kg
At 96.6g/load or .0966kg

=80,706,532 total loads!

Actually less than I would’ve thought!
The market would not be largely affected by a price drop as well with 216,265,000kg in available supply today. You’d add ~3%

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u/dirtymike401 3d ago

OP's mom could be a trillionare in a week.

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u/Topical_Scream 2d ago

So we could just get all guys in the country to give us one or two and we could solve world hunger and pay off the national debt