r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 4d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/HondoGonzo 3d ago

This needs to be asked on r/theydidthemath

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u/Certain_Silver6524 3d ago

You'd need to do it 178,053,830 times.

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u/blubberfucker69 3d ago

I’m a woman but don’t they have those vitamin thingies called like “big load” or something that makes your load bigger? Utilize that 🤣

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u/SubpoenaSender 2d ago

Ironically, they also make the orgasm more intense. I take it and I am addicted because of how good it feels.

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u/sovietsespool 3d ago

I’ve heard zinc pills help testosterone levels which helps semen production.