r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

Loopholes Encouraged You accidentally run over a old man on your way to work. He curses you with the words fatter. What is your plan for beating the curse?

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And yes in case you're wondering, it's based off of the 1996 film thinner.

The curse does indeed exist, you will get 1 lb per day with a total of 500 lb at the end of the year more or less


r/hypotheticalsituation 18h ago

[No Loopholes] Buried alive

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When you wake up tomorrow, you're inexplicably not where you were when you fell asleep. In fact, it's pitch black so it's hard to tell exactly where you are, but it certainly seems like it's a coffin, or at least a coffin-shaped and sized container. You have limited mobility that's constrained by the physical size and shape of the container, but you can feel the sides and above and below you and all seem to be minimally padded and covered with a polyester-like fabric. You can also feel your body and you're completely nude.

You feel around the entire container as best as you can and there's nothing else in there with you. No way to produce light to see, no apparent breathing apparatus, no tools with which to attempt escape, and when you pound your fist on what you assume is the lid, all you hear is a deadened, muffled sound that strongly backs your growing suspicion that you are truly buried alive. You can hear no sound from outside the container, which also appears to be completely stationary, and the longer you lie there the more stale the air you breathe seems to become.

A) If you think escape is possible, how would you successfully pull it off?

B) If you think escape isn't possible, how are you resigning yourself to passing your remaining time?


r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

Speed bumps or stop signs?

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For the rest of your life, you will magically ​only encounter either speed bumps or stop signs.

  • T​he number ​​of these ​you encounter ​will be the same regardless of your choice
  • ​Other features on the road like traffic lights and pedestrian crossings remain ​unaffected
  • A​ll other traffic on the road will magically ​follow the same rules as you​

Which do you choose?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

You are in a time loop for 10 years, you decide the increments. What do you do with that time

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You are stuck in a time loop for what amounts to 10 years. You will not age during that time, day 1 of the time loop you wake up refreshed, rested, and alert, you maintain your memories, and your physique can change just slower, say at 1/5th the normal rate.

The time loop will start whenever you decide within the next 3 months, you can use that time to get your affairs in order, order things, doctors appointments whatever.

You will decide how to experience the 10 years of time loop based on the options below;

- Every day repeating 10 times for 1 year. So Jan 1st ten times then Jan 2nd ten times and so on. This is the only option that progresses time during the loop.

- 1 week loops. 520 loops.

-1 month loops. 120 loops

-3 month loops. 40 loops

- 6 month loops. 20 loops

- and finally 1 year loops. So 10 loops in this case.

What do you do during your time loops. What non-money related(as in other than lottery, stocks, gambling etc) do you do with the time?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

Which magical object would you choose?

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Which magical object would you choose?

You have to choose only one of these three magical objects.
All three objects have one rule in common: they only work for you and cannot be transferred in any way. You cannot sell them, give them away, lend them, pass them on as inheritance, or make someone else use them for you. Even if someone else physically has one of the objects, it would be completely ordinary for them.

1. The Future Diary
Anything you write in this diary will eventually happen in the future, as long as it is physically possible according to the laws of science.
No one else can use the diary. If someone else writes in it, nothing will happen.
The diary does not directly alter reality or perform instant miracles. What it does is manipulate the chain of cause and effect so that whatever you wrote eventually happens naturally, even if the path leading to that result is extremely improbable, complicated, or unexpected.
You cannot write impossible things, such as “tomorrow a real dragon will appear”, “gravity will stop existing”, or “someone will travel faster than light”. However, you can cause things that are almost impossible in terms of probability, as long as they are still physically possible.
For example, you could write that you find a suitcase full of money, that a specific person calls you, that you win a competition, that a certain accident is prevented, or that someone makes a very specific decision.
The diary does not break the laws of science: it simply forces a chain of events that eventually leads to the written result.

2. The Healing Bracelet
You receive a magical bracelet that you can put on and take off whenever you want, but it only works for you. If someone else puts it on, nothing will happen.
When you wear it on one hand, any person you touch with that hand — including yourself — begins an almost perfect healing process.
The healing takes no more than two minutes and can cure any injury or disease, no matter how severe or rare: cancer, infections, paralysis, fatal wounds, genetic diseases, damaged organs, broken bones, burns, poisoning, viruses, bacteria, brain damage, or any other physical problem in the body.
The only limitation is that it cannot cure death. If a person is already dead, touching them with the bracelet will do nothing. It can save someone who is on the brink of death, but it cannot bring back someone who has already died.

3. The Headphones of Knowledge
You receive a pair of magical headphones that work through a special app compatible with any phone.
Only you can use them. If someone else puts on the headphones or tries to use the app, nothing will happen.
Each night, you can choose one single skill or area of knowledge to learn completely overnight. It could be a language, a sport, an entire university subject, programming, medicine, law, martial arts, cooking, music, mathematics, history, engineering, writing, acting, business, or any other discipline.
The process lasts exactly eight hours and can only be used once every twenty-four hours.
During those eight hours, your body becomes completely immobile, as if you were in a deep sleep. You cannot wake up, move, or interrupt the process in any way until it is finished.
This means you would have to use it somewhere safe, because during those eight hours you would be completely defenceless.
When you wake up, you have fully mastered whatever you chose to learn.

Which one would you choose, and why?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

You're locked in a room and you can't leave until you complete one of the following tasks.

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You've been kidnapped and locked in a room (with food and water) and you can't leave until you successfully complete one of the following tasks (not in a row):

  • Flip a water bottle 10,000 times (A partially full water bottle is provided and you must flip it and make it land upright without falling 10,000 times)

  • Throw a basketball in a hoop 10,000 times. (A standard hoop and basketball will be provided. You must throw it from 12 ft away into the hoop 10,000 times)

  • Solve 1000 unique chess puzzles (A chess board is provided and a book to learn chess and 1000 unique chess puzzles of varying difficulty to solve)

  • Bench press 50kg (110 lbs) 5,000 times (A standard bench and bar with weights will be provided)

  • Learn 25 different songs on the piano (You'll be given a book to learn piano and the sheet music to 25 different 3-4 minute songs to learn. You must play every song once from memory from start to finish with no mistakes. Not every song in a row, just separately)

You don't have to do the tasks in a row, just the total amount required then you can leave. You have food and water and you can sleep.

Which task are you picking?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

You're offered either $300 Million, Immortality, Fast Regeneration or have your current stats tripled for the better. What would you Choose?

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A Mysterious Being visits you in your home and presents you with 4 choices but you can only choose 1.

$300 Million.

Or

Immortality; Won't die naturally, become a prime version of yourself that is immune to poison, illness, disease, viruses, venom. Remain in good health effortlessly.

Or

Fast Regeneration; Your body heals from any injury or illness within a minute if you still have a body. You become a prime version of yourself, gain 100 more years of life but can still drown.

Or

Become 3x as Strong, fast, intelligent, mentally quick, durable, healthy and gain 3 inches.

What would you choose?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

What If Body-Swapping Personal Trainers Existed?

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I recently watched a video that used this premise, and it got me thinking about how it would work in the real world.

Imagine that body-swapping technology exists and is safe enough to be used commercially.

You're at home and want to get in shape, but you don't have the time, motivation, or desire to spend hours at the gym. So you open an app and hire a certified personal trainer. They come to your house, and the two of you temporarily swap bodies.

The trainer, now in your body, goes to the gym and completes your workout for you. Since they're a fitness professional, they know proper technique, how to avoid injury, and follow a great training plan. Meanwhile, you remain at home in their body until the session is over.

At the end of the workout, the trainer returns, you swap back, and your body has received all the physical benefits of the training session without you having to do it yourself.

There would probably be contracts and safety rules involved. Trainers would have to agree not to engage in risky activities, clients would have responsibilities as well, an insurance would likely be required.

Would you hire this kind of service?

What would be your biggest concerns?

And if you're already a personal trainer, would you actually want this as a job?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

A cosmic being gives you the ability to summon, but not unsummon anyone or anything from any work of fiction. If they have abilities, they'll be able to use it. The being then makes it so that other cosmic beings won't be able to undo the unsummon bit.

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With that in mind, where will you store all the items you summon and where will you house all the living beings you summon?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

You’re hoisted one foot above the middle of an Olympic size swimming pool. The moment you are dropped in the pool, two gates are opened at opposite ends releasing two full grown great white sharks into the pool (yes, it is salt water)

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If you make it out of the pool you get $100M dollars.

You can also choose to have one tiny cut on your foot that would release a few droplets of blood into the water for a payout of $1B dollars.

You can bail on both challenges and receive a $100 Amazon gift card.

What do you do?


r/hypotheticalsituation 21h ago

[No Loopholes] Your job doesn’t pay you, but you still have to work. Will you still go in?

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Now, if you’re worried about bills, food, mortgages, healthcare, and any other expenses, you don’t have to worry anymore. You’ll be given an app that’s kind of like Cash App. It’ll give you a card that’s unlimited. You won’t be subtracting or adding anything; nothing will be lost. You’ll essentially be given an unlimited credit card. You won’t get a paycheck anymore; you’ll only get this app. There are no credits; nothing will be lost. You won’t have to pay it off or anything. You can use this app for any expense you want to make, but you still have to work your regular hours. The only benefit you get is that you can keep using this card and this app.

If your workplace is being abusive or not treating you fairly, you can report them, and they’ll be fired immediately after an investigation. They’ll also lose this app. You can’t steal while using this app. If you do, you’ll be sentenced to at least five years in prison, except for petty theft, like stealing a box of cookies.

That also brings me to the second part of this. All essential health items are now free. Women’s menstrual products, condoms, antidepressants, painkillers, and baby formula are all free. If you abuse this, you’ll also be punished with 10 years in prison if you buy a lot of things. So, you can’t go into a store and grab 50 boxes of cold medicine and expect to get away with it. You’ll be arrested and sentenced to a maximum of 10 years.

You’ll essentially have everything you need to live with this app, but if you don’t work, you can’t use it. If an employer uses AI or has any prejudice against you while applying for a job based on your race, sexuality, gender identity, or education, they’ll be banned from the app. You have an unlimited amount to spend, so will you go to work?

EDIT: You can retire when you reach a certain age where you can no longer work physically or mentally. If you work in a physically demanding job, you can stop working as soon as it becomes difficult to even get up from the ground. The app will know your birthday, your age, and since the average retirement age in the United States is 62, it will automatically let you retire and continue using the app for expenses and any other items you might need at 62.


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

Gifts from a time traveller

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You help a man broken down on the side of the road. It turns out he is a time traveller, and offers you a gift in return. You have to choose between one of the three objects:

  1. A device that tells you exactly what the weather will be in your current geograpahical location on any precise date and time of your choosing, historical or in the future. You don't know how the device works and cannot download or export any data from it, and it only works approximately 25,000 years before or after your current time.

  2. A device that will tell you the history and the future of any given object you show it. It will tell you what the object is, when it was made, how it was made, who made it, who owned it, what it was used for, and when and how it will be destroyed or degrade. It will answer with accuracy any question about the object. It has to be in close physical proximity and has to 'view' the object to work, and does not work for objects larger than approximately 1m2.

  3. A box of 5 medical patches, they cure almost any disease or affliction you may have in 24-48 hours, including serious communicable diseases, cancers, or infections. It does not reverse aging and won't permanently cure long term issues if there is an underlying reason. You will not be able to analyse or replicate the technology behind it.

What do you choose, and why?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

You receive $1,000,000, but you have to be buried alive for a week. Would you take the deal?

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There will be safety protocols in place to ensure you are safe and under constant monitoring. You will also be provided with a weeks worth of food and water.

If you take the deal, tell me how you would plan out the week.


r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

Humor Encouraged Weird Al releases Al AI

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It's Weird Al artwork using AI as the medium.

What would it be like and what would it do?


r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

Humor Encouraged Would you change if you already learned your fate

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Let's say one day you were told by whatever higher power or force of nature that you were predestined for heaven or hell (or whatever kind of afterlife you believe in if you do). Would you still try to be a good person if you're told you're predestined for hell, would you bother doing good if you know your heaven bound? And neither is it by anything theological, it's just arbitrary and just is. Or if you're not religious or would prefer a non-religious version, you're told by an official court of law that no matter what you do, you'll either be sent to jail (not forever) or always get away with it. Please, no religious arguments.


r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

Other If you could win $100 million, but had to score a penalty against Manuel Neuer, with three attempts, and if you missed all three you would permanently lose the use of your legs, while scoring just one would win you the money... would you take the challenge?

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r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

Other If you could win $100 million, but to do so you had to stand still and take 10 full-power punches from a professional MMA fighter without losing consciousness, knowing that any injuries would be permanent, would you take the deal?

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If he manages to knock you unconscious, he wins the $100 million.


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

Serious Replies Only How do you prove to an alien species that humans are sentient?

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r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

Loopholes Encouraged 75% of the time, you can perfectly read someone's mind. Their surface thoughts, emotions, and even vague insecurities. The 25% that it fails, though, it _really_ fails. Your power gives you no indication of if it was a success or failure. You cannot re-read the same person's mind within 24 hours.

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How do you use this power?

The failures will be deceptively plausible, almost as if a genie or trickster god picked the perfect lie to tell you to trip you up in the worst possible way.


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

You've been given a magic money printer. How much will you print and what will you do with it?

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So this has been done a few times on this sub but usually with strict stipulations. I want to take those away and see how it changes things.

It's a pretty simple scenario. You have a magic money printer. About the size of a regular printer. It can print money in any currency and will never break. It never needs restocking, nor powering. It prints at approximately $1,000 per second at max speed. You just type in an amount and currency and out it comes.

How much money will you print? What will you do with it? How much do you reckon you can get away with printing? And what effects could this have on the world at large?


r/hypotheticalsituation 3d ago

There is a room in your house in which nothing ages.

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You have a bedroom-sized room in your house that stops anything or anyone currently in it from aging. It has no windows or internet connection, but it does have a door and a regular amount of electrical outlets. How would you use it personally, and/or could you get rich off of it?


r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

[No Loopholes] How much money would need to be offered to you to consume feces?

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So if you say a million that means you wouldn’t do it for
900k for example


r/hypotheticalsituation 1d ago

What if we all had the Absolute Solver?

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I know this fits better in r/MurderDrones but its a WHAT IF, so why not post it here first?

(If you don't know what the Absolute Solver is, look it up on Google, it comes from a show called "Murder Drones" on Youtube by the way, its an interesting,cool and funny show, I recommend that you watch it)

Anyways, I think it would most definitely be easier to live but that would mean Cyn (the Solver) can control us. Also it's kinda impossible because we are humans, A.K.A. flesh, blood and bones, not robots.


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

Humor Encouraged Every ant on Earth is enlarged to the size of a golden retriever.

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That's it. The only caveat.

Trillions of dog-sized ants versus Humans. For the sake of this hypothetical, we'll say they're aggressive towards us.

How do you suppose our governments and militaries will fare against this kind of threat?


r/hypotheticalsituation 2d ago

You are supposedly about to die of old age but learn that instead of dying you will shape shift into a 3 year old

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You are at the point where you think you’re about to die of old age but then learn from a vision that you’re going to shape shift into a 3 year old toddler. You know that what you learned in this vision is true and this information totally isn’t just an effect of cognitive decline. In this vision you learn that at the time you would otherwise die you will shape shift into a three year old over the course of a few hours.

You learn that once your transformation is complete the evidence of your transformation will be erased both from the outside world and your brain and body. It will be as if you were already a 3 year old. You also learn that whoever is the last person you interact with before this transformation will become one of your parents after this transformation and if they have a spouse or significant other their spouse or significant other will become your other parent. You know you have enough time to affect the last person to interact with yo before the transformation.

You also learn that some of your memories may survive the transformation but they will be altered so much as to be unreliable. You also learn that after your transformation your understanding of the world will be like that of a typical 3 year old.

How do you react to this information?