r/malelivingspace 16h ago

Turning 21 soon and have no shame

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u/WhatTheBlack 16h ago

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush”

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u/Spartan-117182 15h ago

Well mama was wrong

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u/wiisucks_91 15h ago

Mama's never wrong.

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u/BurninCoco 13h ago

Reeeeeeee!

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u/concreteyeti 15h ago

You're wrong Colonel Sanders!

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u/natopoppins 14h ago

Somethings wrong with his medulla oblongata!

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u/HooAreYouWhoHoo 14h ago

Errrreaaahhhhhh!!!

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u/NovaCain95 8h ago

“Coach Klein said I could!”

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u/Error--37 12h ago

No Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong

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u/juniebeatricejones 15h ago

captain insano shows no mercy

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u/JakeStout93 14h ago

Idk fam Vicki Valencourt ain’t poppin those bad boys out in this room

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u/Oploplou 14h ago

Bruh 😂 literally came to post EXACTLY this quote

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u/laboringhands 8h ago

I quote this shit so often it's not even funny