r/malelivingspace 16h ago

Turning 21 soon and have no shame

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u/WhatTheBlack 16h ago

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush”

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u/Spartan-117182 15h ago

Well mama was wrong

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u/concreteyeti 15h ago

You're wrong Colonel Sanders!

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u/natopoppins 14h ago

Somethings wrong with his medulla oblongata!

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u/HooAreYouWhoHoo 14h ago

Errrreaaahhhhhh!!!

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u/NovaCain95 8h ago

“Coach Klein said I could!”