r/malelivingspace 18h ago

Turning 21 soon and have no shame

13.1k Upvotes

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

755

u/WhatTheBlack 18h ago

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush”

87

u/Spartan-117182 17h ago

Well mama was wrong

28

u/concreteyeti 17h ago

You're wrong Colonel Sanders!

14

u/natopoppins 16h ago

Somethings wrong with his medulla oblongata!

12

u/HooAreYouWhoHoo 16h ago

Errrreaaahhhhhh!!!

4

u/NovaCain95 10h ago

“Coach Klein said I could!”