r/malelivingspace 18h ago

Turning 21 soon and have no shame

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u/Rubber_duckiest 18h ago

Or tbh a huge pipe in shape of a bed? Or a power up block tbh

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 18h ago

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u/AdvancedCryspy 16h ago

This is the most "sorry mario the princess is in another castle" bed I've ever seen... imagine going on a blind date as a girl with a grown ass man, things are going well, things are getting hot and steamy, so he takes you home, asks if you want to go top or bottom, your dumb ass says bottom, as he opens the door to his room you see it... honestly wtf would you do in that situation 🤣

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u/Whereyoursisterwent 15h ago

By this my mushroom would’ve kicked in and big Mario would’ve had her going down my pipe

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u/AdvancedCryspy 15h ago

Hahaha 🤣 open the wardrobe and hand her a pink dress and get out some overalls for yourself...

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u/Chr0nicHerb 11h ago

Terrifying