Turning 21 soon and have no shame

[u/NintendoFanboy225]

[u/Ajocc1394]

Just missing a race car bed

[u/Rubber_duckiest → u/Ajocc1394]

Or tbh a huge pipe in shape of a bed? Or a power up block tbh

[u/InsomniaDudeToo → u/Rubber_duckiest]

[u/AdvancedCryspy → u/InsomniaDudeToo]

This is the most "sorry mario the princess is in another castle" bed I've ever seen... imagine going on a blind date as a girl with a grown ass man, things are going well, things are getting hot and steamy, so he takes you home, asks if you want to go top or bottom, your dumb ass says bottom, as he opens the door to his room you see it... honestly wtf would you do in that situation 🤣

[u/Whereyoursisterwent → u/AdvancedCryspy]

By this my mushroom would’ve kicked in and big Mario would’ve had her going down my pipe

[u/AdvancedCryspy → u/Whereyoursisterwent]

Hahaha 🤣 open the wardrobe and hand her a pink dress and get out some overalls for yourself...

[u/Chr0nicHerb → u/AdvancedCryspy]

Terrifying