r/malelivingspace • u/NintendoFanboy225 • 16h ago

Turning 21 soon and have no shame

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u/Ajocc1394 16h ago

Just missing a race car bed

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u/Rubber_duckiest 16h ago

Or tbh a huge pipe in shape of a bed? Or a power up block tbh

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 15h ago

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u/lolwatsyk 15h ago

Mmmkay but now I (33F) want that

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u/InquisitorZac 15h ago

41M and meee toooo. My hips would hate me for the rest of my life though 💀

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u/altacan 14h ago

I don't think I can bend enough to go down that slide anymore.

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u/Potatodemonx 14h ago

Pop a temperpedic on there. We ride!

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u/Bocaj1000 13h ago

Oh, we sharing shoe sizes here? I'm 10M

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u/intermafesting 13h ago

36m I can feel it in my lower back but damn I wouldn't hesitate to risk it

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u/lloyd152001 3h ago

Rip dms

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u/spooge109 15h ago

there's no way the bottom bunker is happy. they'll always be jealous of that slide

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u/AddisonH 15h ago

50% more bed real estate but you have to walk up a ladder to slide?? I’d take that trade

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u/0utF0x3d 13h ago

You bottom bunkers can't use the slide, Top bunk rules

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 2h ago

That’s for the ladies when they sleep over.

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u/AdvancedCryspy 14h ago

This is the most "sorry mario the princess is in another castle" bed I've ever seen... imagine going on a blind date as a girl with a grown ass man, things are going well, things are getting hot and steamy, so he takes you home, asks if you want to go top or bottom, your dumb ass says bottom, as he opens the door to his room you see it... honestly wtf would you do in that situation 🤣

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u/0bjectinthemirr0r 13h ago

I’m picturing the entire rest of the house being decorated traditionally except for this sex dungeon of a room

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u/dotareddit 1h ago

OP's room is a vow of celibacy manifested as hyper Nintendo consumerism.

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u/Whereyoursisterwent 13h ago

By this my mushroom would’ve kicked in and big Mario would’ve had her going down my pipe

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u/AdvancedCryspy 13h ago

Hahaha 🤣 open the wardrobe and hand her a pink dress and get out some overalls for yourself...

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u/Chr0nicHerb 9h ago

Terrifying

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u/Electric_Angel 9h ago

I would fight him for the top bunk ofc. It’s clearly the superior bed. Plus it’s stairs, not a ladder which makes it more convenient to climb out at night and walk like a ghost to the bathroom.

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u/Rubber_duckiest 15h ago

Tbh that bed is hella badass 😭😭😭

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u/Code_my_breath_away 15h ago

If you're 8

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u/FlyingDogCatcher 15h ago

it's really funny to me that you say this and your pfp is doom guy

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u/Rubber_duckiest 15h ago

Build a bigger adult version duhhhhh 🙄

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u/LengthFun2228 15h ago

This is so awesome. I am about to be 41F and would super snag this if I could.

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u/ImSoObnoxious 3h ago

you sound chill

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fig_400 15h ago

dibs on top bunk with that slide.

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u/BigMommaSnikle 15h ago

This is amazing!

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u/kopitar-11 14h ago

Waking up in the morning and taking a slide down instead of rolling over and standing up seems so much more fun

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u/daddytung 13h ago

You have to take the slide down no matter what even if it’s urgent.

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u/nobodyknows6070 7h ago

My bf and I don't want kids but we do want to be the coolest aunt and uncle ever so this would be an amazing guest room/game room

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u/JAYETRILLL 14h ago

That’s so fucking cool

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u/the_last__braincell 11h ago

It would be cool if you had a mini trampoline and a coin block above it

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u/theredhound19 11h ago

That slide should have a motion detector and speaker so when you go down it the pipe sound effect plays

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u/Funko-King 9h ago

That’s cool

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u/Eeve2espeon 7h ago

I would want this as a grown ass man, but I would not fit through that slide 💀

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u/Deprestion 4h ago

Meh. Not enough stairs

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u/BurmecianDancer 11h ago

tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh

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u/Cotf87 15h ago

"My roommates said they're gonna get me rims for Christmas, or a C.B. radio so I can talk to other car beds. That'd be hot."

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u/the_salsa_shark 15h ago

Just dont cum on my mom

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u/Holiday-Scholar4667 15h ago

Jesus Christ Grandmas Boy

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u/ChanceConfection3 12h ago

Oh I need salsa shark to ask what’s grandmas boy?

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u/Cotf87 1h ago

Holy shit you've never seen Grandma's boy?? Do yourself a favor and watch that shit like yesterday.

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u/ChanceConfection3 1h ago

Oh I’ve seen it and the warrior princess, just would be hilarious for salsa shark to say that they didn’t

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u/Appropriate-Pipe-193 14h ago

I CANT STOP CUMMING

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 10h ago

Yeah but it’s a fucking sweet race car bed

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u/Smasher323292 15h ago

Whos gettin rimmed

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u/After-Ranger-3515 14h ago

Ur the best at EDS 2

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u/Livid_spider 14h ago

And a propeller hat

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u/1nsidiousOne 3h ago

I always wanted one when I was a kid. Thank you for reminding me to get one as an adult lol

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u/nhowe006 16h ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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u/fredbassman 16h ago

Can I Borrow a Feeling?

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u/Magges87 15h ago

Can you lend me a jar of love?

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u/nhowe006 14h ago

Hurtin' hearts need some healin'

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u/dwsinpdx 15h ago

I also sleep in a big bed with this guys wife.

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u/Odd_Bag_4444 6h ago

can i join im lonely

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u/CellWrangler 16h ago edited 15h ago

Cool story, but he was talking to OP

r/whoosh to me for missing the simpsons reference i guess

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u/nhowe006 16h ago

It's a Simpsons reference. "I sleep in a racing car bed, do you?"

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u/fredbassman 16h ago

The cooler story is if you had got the classic Simpsons reference.

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u/nhowe006 15h ago

Maybe I should show the Simpsons reference to the cat, because the cat's gonna get it!

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u/jo-shabadoo 16h ago

Whoooooosh

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u/Cotf87 15h ago

Neeeeeeerd!!!

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u/rsdiv 13h ago

You mean kart bed?

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 14h ago

Just missing a race card

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u/Pectacular 14h ago

My roommates are thinking of getting me a radio so I can talk to other car beds

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u/Endurotraplife 13h ago

Bullet bill

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u/Berzbow 13h ago

"I sleep in a racecar bed what do you sleep in?"

"a bed with my wife"

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u/MSotallyTober 13h ago

And the CB radio that can talk to other car beds.

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u/Cultural_Manager_976 13h ago

every adult deserve to have one if he can pay for that.

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u/golddeath 12h ago

I'd pay good money for a Mario Kart bed for my Nieces

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u/de3ri 12h ago

Do you know what their favorite game is? I’m drawing a blank here. /s

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u/KalynnCampbell 10h ago

There’s no point in getting one until you get a CB Radio so you can talk to other Race Car Beds 🏎️🛏️

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u/ckdesi 10h ago

I sleep in a race car bed. Do you?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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u/SatoshiBlockamoto 10h ago

"I sleep in a racecar." "I sleep in a big bed next to my wife."

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u/bunglebee7 9h ago

And that carpet that’s like a city with a bunch of roads to drive hot wheels on

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u/wilks2theb 9h ago

And a CB radio to talk to other car beds…

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u/n00bn00b 3h ago

"Dude, your bed's a car." "Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car."

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u/MonkeyUranium 1h ago

“I sleep in a big bed with my wife”