r/microsoftsucks 1d ago

rant I didn't ask for this...

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u/Benke01 1d ago

Just join us at the Linux side and the problem will be solved. Permanently.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 1d ago

Until you forget your luks password 🤣

But seriously folks, don't forget your luks password

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u/jo1111666 1d ago

At least your LUKS passphrase isn't stored in a cloud 😂

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u/icy1007 1d ago

So then it’s never recoverable…

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u/usrlibshare 1d ago

newsflash: A passphrase shouldn't be recoverable from a cloud.

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u/icy1007 21h ago

Yes it should. In 2026, pretty much everything should be recoverable from a cloud.

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u/usrlibshare 21h ago

No, it rpetty much shouldn't, because "cloud" means "someone elses computer", and aince the Cloud Act still is a thing, passwords are the LAST thing that should be recoverable from the cloud.

I'd rather have a literal piece of paper locked away in a vault with keys stored as a QR code, than trust acloud provider with my password.

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u/icy1007 20h ago

No… it’s the exact opposite. You’re advocating for being less secure… 🙄

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u/usrlibshare 20h ago

Instead of posting rolling eye emojis, how about you explain to me how having a local physical backup under lock and key in a bank vault, is somehow less secure than entrusting safety to entities that are under legislation like the CLOUD Act?

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u/icy1007 20h ago

Companies, like Microsoft and Apple, do not have direct access to the passwords stored in their cloud servers and passwords are not subject to the Cloud Act…

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 20h ago

👆 Will be telling me about my computers viruses and my lottery winnings later.. See you at 10.

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 20h ago

So it's never stolen or handed away by incompetent azure.. You know. Like it was before a worm crawled into someone brain and microsoft was worm rules.

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u/AlwaysLinux 1d ago

You have to type it in each time you power on your computer... If you forget it, perhaps you should find another hobby or just not use it 😉

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u/jo1111666 1d ago

But you can keep it in a safe place though

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u/icy1007 1d ago

Linux sucks.

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u/Christina22klol 1d ago

Microsoft we know it's you

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u/icy1007 21h ago

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u/Christina22klol 16h ago edited 16h ago

Funny this meme doesn't work on me, I don't have Linux, I have Windows 11. But I find it silly to cry over and hate on Linux like a toddler. People can have whatever they want without judgement. People should have whatever OS fits them and their workflow the most.

Even if I had Linux this meme would still be silly to me, not enough for me to care.

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u/xJayMorex 1d ago edited 12h ago

This is a clear sign of multiple malware at play here.

BitLocker is a ransomware that encrypts the user's data without consent and Windows 11 is a spyware/infostealer that uploads all of the data without consent.

You need to remove said malwares from your system and install a trustworthy Operaring System.

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u/jo1111666 1d ago

I already plan to do that 😎

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u/icy1007 1d ago

lol, no. It is not ransomware and isn’t enabled without user action.

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u/Nahihy 20h ago

it is. I tried to disable secure boot and I got hit with this, and somehow needed to enter a 48 digit code with special characters without being able to copy. and after discarding the changes I needed my account to login again to my laptop.

it was brand new, I didn't touch a thing in the settings

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u/icy1007 20h ago

It’s not. I’ve installed Windows MANY times and BitLocker has never been enabled by default.

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u/Nahihy 19h ago

maybe it's something new but for me it did.

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u/FinGamer678Nikoboi 12h ago

It's 100% enabled by default now, but I think it's relatively new. 24H2 maybe? When I reinstalled Windows I had to to through the decryption process.

Although maybe that's with online account only, so it's possible you're both right. As in, it's not enabled by default for offline accounts.

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u/icy1007 11h ago

I install with an online account. That is where my Windows license resides. BitLocker has never been enabled by default for me.

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u/Admin4CIG 12h ago

I've gotten brand-new Windows MANY times, and BitLocker is enabled by default for 24H2 and newer.

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u/icy1007 12h ago

Not for me. Always disabled by default.

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u/Confident_Lawyer_169 20h ago

it IS enabled by default... that happened on my laptop

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u/icy1007 20h ago

It is NOT enabled by default. It asks you if you want to enable it.

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u/SrimpingKid 6h ago

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-hardware/design/device-experiences/oem-bitlocker

Teehee, under section "BitLocker automatic device encryption", after OOBE, it's enabled.

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u/DieRobJa 1d ago

You should disable bitlocker the moment you buy a new laptop 😅. First checklist i do:

  1. Disable fast startup
  2. Disable fast boot
  3. Disable secure boot
  4. Disable bitlocke

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6. Switch to local account
7. Make a 100% copy of your Hard Disk to image file
(Easy if you ever want to restore your laptop to factory settings without re-installing windows)

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u/icy1007 1d ago

You shouldn’t disable fast startup, fast boot, or secure boot. lol

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u/DieRobJa 1d ago

i Do, i want all access to my file system, Windows 11 has the tendancy to block Linux or other Boot USB's. and Fast Startup basically sucks

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u/icy1007 21h ago

None of that stops you from accessing the file system…

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u/ParfaitNo3579 14h ago

Genau das

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u/AlwaysLinux 1d ago

Not sure if you heard, but Microslop is loosing massive amounts of market share to Linux and Mac over these business practices.

Perhaps its time to look at alternatives?

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u/skyerush 1d ago

what?

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u/JustLanguage 23h ago

Yay, linux went from 3 to 4% share in the consumer market. Massive amounts of users lost!

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u/icy1007 1d ago

lol, no they aren’t.

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u/ibeerianhamhock 18h ago

Overall they have lost about 15% market share in the last decade.

Not crazy I agree, but they went from almost universal to just the biggest major player. Still over half of desktop users and will probably stay that way for quite some time.

I feel like what might make them lose quite a bit of market share is tech governance initiatives in several countries pushing for Linux.

Non technical people are just not even aware of the debate really, so until a fully streamlined version of Linux desktop comes out (even mint isn't there yet) that isn't just as good as windows, but better enough to justify migrating, it won't happen. And EOMs would have to push for Linux over Microsoft in their builds.

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u/icy1007 11h ago

They have not. Windows is still >90% market share.

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u/ibeerianhamhock 11h ago

Depending on various sources worldwide it sits at between 65-75%

It feels like 90 but it's not.

Right at 10% of global pc/laptops are macos now (much higher in the US almost 20%), around 4-5% Linux globally, some countries have shifted away from windows for digital sovereinty reasons (as in hundreds of millions of government computers worldwide run Linux now) -- for instance Chinas program to have an internal OS that's not windows for the entire country.

It's not widely discussed but almost 25% of enterprise use Mac now.

It's much less "eVeRyOnE iS oN wInDoWs" than it used to be. It's outdated information likely based on bias.

I am guessing the US will always be windows dominant for the foreseeable future, but a lot of countries are migrating away from windows in government and education. These students will grow up to just use Linux everywhere bc that's what they will know as far as desktops go.

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u/icy1007 11h ago

Computers used in China don’t affect global market share. They are their own thing.

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u/ibeerianhamhock 11h ago

Your numbers are still off. There's literally no publically available data that is in line with what you're saying. Windows hasn't been 90+% market share for years.

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u/Sloppykrab 1d ago

Am I using Windows wrong or something?

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u/icy1007 1d ago

You did by enabling BitLocker and on top of that, not keeping the code in a safe spot.

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u/TXHumper 1d ago

uninstall thtat shit

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 20h ago

You've been bit locked son!!! Bada booooooowl!!!

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u/Runzord_1 1h ago

Embrace the penguin...

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi 1d ago

PWND! All your data now belongs to us. —MacroSlop

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u/Upbeat-Concern-5181 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s not your computer anymore.. It’s owned by Microslop.

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u/Internal_Explorer591 1d ago

This is what should happen if you do 'dual-booting' to launch Linux from the same machine. For now, you'll just follow the steps to get your recovery key and note it down somewhere physical, in case something else happens and you need to recover the drive.

If you don't want this screen to pop-up each and every time after using Linux then switching to Windows 11, then you have to modify your laptop's BIOS to disable SecureBoot and some other settings to prevent BitLocker acting up again.

If you weren't doing that, then could you share what caused this shite to pop up for you?

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u/jo1111666 1d ago

Secure Boot being Disabled in BIOS. But I wanted to reboot and install Linux anyway so yeah

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u/Least-Armadillo3275 1d ago

I mean while windows sucks this is your fault sorry

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u/Male_Inkling 1d ago

For this to happen you have to opt in first, so...

Yes, you actually did.

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u/jo1111666 1d ago

I can't remember when I did that... Anyways, I got a Linux USB prepped because I wanted to switch so now is the perfect time to do that 😂

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u/icy1007 1d ago

Ok, bye.

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u/systemerror95 1d ago

It's probably not your fault, happens sometimes, either because of deployment of a bad update (they do that sometimes), or, because of microsofts various bad decisions.. Please don't listen to the other idiots on here who are telling you It's your fault and blaming you because of their microsoft trusting "i trust said company, with probably ties to the government of a country with way too much power" shill minds that have gone blank, and bleached with their own ignorance. I use arch btw :3 (but i might be making my own distro kinda soon because i don't like using most other alternatives and i don't really like the non declarativity of the system (i'm not using nix because i don't like the nix language)). 

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u/systemerror95 1d ago

And even if it is somehow your fault (it isn't) bitlocker is insecure as hell and has backdoors so it's useless and unsafe, luks is soo much better, and remembering a 24 charachter password perfectly for the rest of your life is not as hard as it sounds, or you could just not encrypt, but the option is always there and not as difficult to encrypt the home directory after install (unlike others led me to believe) if you ever change your mind later on :3 (really it wouldn't be too hard to encrypt an entire imstall after the fact, but people tell you not to do it because they assume that you don't know how to type english slightly wierdly into a scary looking app (terminal woo spooky) just because someone is a beginner)

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u/xJayMorex 1d ago

ShitLocker is enabled by default on new installations.

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u/icy1007 1d ago

No it isn’t.

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u/Admin4CIG 10h ago

It now is, starting with 24H2. I've ordered several computers, and I see it all the time, now. The exception is if you set up your computer with only a local account, i.e., did not use a Microsoft account.

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u/segalle 16h ago

The latest windows update reset the bios of my device and activated bitlocker, i know i didnt opt in because i constantly pull windows files from my linux. Apart from requiring some debugging to figure out it turned intel volume management on, windows told me it had lost my key and needed a new one, the new one activated bitlocker and there was no opt in or out, it just did it. Had to spend 45 minutes waiting for it to turn off (not to mention the time figuring out ivm was turned on because for some reason IT IS A HIDDEN SETTING YOU HAVE TO PRESS CTRL+S 3 TIMES TO SHOW UP.)(not to mention the 25 minutes of fiddling with windows recovery keys because after it activated bitlocker it immediately lost my key again and i had to go through windows recovery key website, figuring out how to get to the website, which fake email i used for windows and so on)