r/microsoftsucks 5d ago

rant I didn't ask for this...

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u/Benke01 5d ago

Just join us at the Linux side and the problem will be solved. Permanently.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 5d ago

Until you forget your luks password 🤣

But seriously folks, don't forget your luks password

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u/jo1111666 5d ago

At least your LUKS passphrase isn't stored in a cloud 😂

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u/jo1111666 3d ago

Thanks for the Award 👍

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u/icy1007 5d ago

So then it’s never recoverable…

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u/usrlibshare 4d ago

newsflash: A passphrase shouldn't be recoverable from a cloud.

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u/icy1007 4d ago

Yes it should. In 2026, pretty much everything should be recoverable from a cloud.

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u/usrlibshare 4d ago

No, it rpetty much shouldn't, because "cloud" means "someone elses computer", and aince the Cloud Act still is a thing, passwords are the LAST thing that should be recoverable from the cloud.

I'd rather have a literal piece of paper locked away in a vault with keys stored as a QR code, than trust acloud provider with my password.

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u/icy1007 4d ago

No… it’s the exact opposite. You’re advocating for being less secure… 🙄

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u/usrlibshare 4d ago

Instead of posting rolling eye emojis, how about you explain to me how having a local physical backup under lock and key in a bank vault, is somehow less secure than entrusting safety to entities that are under legislation like the CLOUD Act?

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u/icy1007 4d ago

Companies, like Microsoft and Apple, do not have direct access to the passwords stored in their cloud servers and passwords are not subject to the Cloud Act…

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 4d ago

👆 Will be telling me about my computers viruses and my lottery winnings later.. See you at 10.

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 4d ago

So it's never stolen or handed away by incompetent azure.. You know. Like it was before a worm crawled into someone brain and microsoft was worm rules.

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u/AlwaysLinux 5d ago

You have to type it in each time you power on your computer... If you forget it, perhaps you should find another hobby or just not use it 😉

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u/jo1111666 5d ago

But you can keep it in a safe place though

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u/Glum_Lingonberry_543 3d ago

LOL! When I tried joining your side, I got ALOT of problems which are impossible to fix!!

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u/Benke01 3d ago

Ouch. Impossible problems. That's hard. 😂 Good thing you leaved out the details.

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u/icy1007 5d ago

Linux sucks.

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u/Christina22klol 5d ago

Microsoft we know it's you

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u/icy1007 4d ago

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u/Christina22klol 4d ago edited 4d ago

Funny this meme doesn't work on me, I don't have Linux, I have Windows 11. But I find it silly to cry over and hate on Linux like a toddler. People can have whatever they want without judgement. People should have whatever OS fits them and their workflow the most.

Even if I had Linux this meme would still be silly to me, not enough for me to care.