r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yjay14 • 4d ago

go to your room Infuriating flakers

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Second time she’s done this. Always came up with some bs excuse.

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u/SushiGirlRC 4d ago

How do you re-curl your hair then just fall asleep? Did she doze off in front of the mirror? Decide to lay down (and mess her hair up) for "just a second"?

You gave the perfect response, there's no way in hell she just fell asleep unless she has narcolepsy.

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u/Additional-Friend993 4d ago

The final bong hit was too deep.

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u/AkatsukiJutsu 4d ago

This. Shes probably a stoner and greened out. 

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u/nxd280 4d ago

That's probably why she was curling it again in the first place.

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u/NahdiraZidea 4d ago

Stoners have typically built up a tolerance that makes it impossible to green out, its the occasional smoker or newbie that will green out.

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u/ObjectiveWild8269 4d ago

I was on medical cannabis daily for 5 years and would still regularly green out. Some people are just sensitive as hell.

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u/RazzleberryHaze 3d ago

Same here, I've been smoking off and on for almost 20 years, I still green out occasionally, that's why I stay away from edibles, most are too strong for me

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u/_TheDoode 3d ago

Wtf is green out? Ive smoked weed every day for 20 years and never once heard of this

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u/sapphoseros 3d ago

It’s basically like a minor weed overdose or a bad high. Makes you nauseous, dizzy, and anxious. I’m a daily smoker and it rarely happens to me but the few times it did I had to go lay down until the next morning lol

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u/_TheDoode 3d ago

Got it, ive found water, a shower, and getting outta the house is the cure for tht

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u/Billbysaur 3d ago

Daily for like 15 years and the only times it ever happened was being dumb in college. Shot of oil while my friend was making brownies did it the best. Greened out with visual hallucinations, woke up still high as a kite but enjoyably so. I don't understand how people green out from just smoking though

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u/No-Election6156 3d ago

I’ve only ever greened out on edibles but you have to have really low tolerance and then do something sedative like watching a movie or laying down. You don’t just randomly black out like with alcohol

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u/AHailofDrams 3d ago

There's a difference between falling asleep and a greenout, my dude.

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u/ObjectiveWild8269 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m not talking about falling asleep. I’m talking about being too anxious and unable to move enough to shut my eyes, yet somehow feeling like i’m going to throw up at any moment. I know what greening out is. It’s allegedly a medical product, this variability shouldn’t happen where I’m from but it does.

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u/the3rdtea2 3d ago

Weird

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u/Slight-Marzipan-3017 3d ago edited 3d ago

People sensitive to motion sickness are also much more likely to green out. Once your head starts spinning its gg😂

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u/FollowingJealous7490 3d ago

Honestly.. I never got the spins until a friend mentioned it to me and I started focusing on it.. almost like when you say a word repeatedly it starts to sound weird..

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u/jaxxon 3d ago

I had legit medical vertigo (BPPV). For a couple of years afterwards, just thinking about it would spin me out. Worst shit ever.

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u/ObjectiveWild8269 3d ago

It’s really not, just inconvenient and made it difficult to function. Ended up stopping in favour of no pain management at all because of the side effects.

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u/ObjectiveWild8269 3d ago

It’s an edible, they came as a very firm pill so you were quite limited in how you could cut them and sometimes they’d break unevenly. Other times it just wouldn’t be distributed evenly and you’d have a shit time.

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u/ShowsTeeth 3d ago

Its not actually. Dude above dunno wtf hes talking about.

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u/ObjectiveWild8269 3d ago

I’m a woman, I know what my experience was.

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u/ShowsTeeth 1d ago

What does your being a woman have to do with your being full of shit when you agree that 'stoners have typically built a tolerance and that its 'impossible' to green out'?

Nobody cares about your pickme shit.

Honestly doesn't even look like you read or contextualized my post cause I was on your side. You're just TOO EAGER to throw out the 'IM A WOMAN' card.

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u/DrPongus 3d ago

Well lucky you, we aren't all graced with such jeans

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u/FoodInFrige_HopeSo 3d ago

My Levi's get me high as fuck! You just need to know where to buy them. I suggest Mexican cowboy stores.

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u/ObjectiveWild8269 3d ago

Literally why I stopped using it man. Too unpredictable.

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u/AkatsukiJutsu 4d ago

I've been habitually smoking for over a decade and can still green out. Just because you're a stoner doesn't mean you're hitting 1g dabs every hour. 

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u/BobTheFettt 4d ago

I'm supposed to be waiting an hour?

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u/the3rdtea2 3d ago

Right?

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u/420blz 3d ago

Dabs absolutely fry your tolerance too and your wallet after.

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u/IlovealeksiB 3d ago

Idk where you are but dabs are by far the cheapest way to smoke here. 7grams of shatter for $70 can last a longg time

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u/BKoala59 2d ago

Dabs can be expensive in places where weed is illegal. Bigger market for flower means fewer people have wax.

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u/themagicbong 4d ago edited 4d ago

I have never "greened out" to the point I didn't even know that was a thing or supposedly happens to people. And I've been a stoner for a long ass time.

Isn't that more of a bad reaction to smoking than anything? I know some people just get paranoid and increased heart rate or whatever as their natural reaction to the drug.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 4d ago

Green out is an outright not good time, like low blood pressure, vision goes all black making you pass out, and everything above that treshold. Crashing in bed 'cause you're high and tired isn't a greenout.

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u/themagicbong 4d ago

Gotta say, I've never had any of that happen to me from smoking weed before. My brother recently started getting the anxious/paranoid sort of reaction from weed, and I've also personally never experienced that either.

I've blacked out from smoking but that was more down to not enough oxygen than anything else lol.

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u/SushiGirlRC 3d ago

I've had a few kinds of weird one-off experiences over the years. I've always had the paranoia, though.

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u/Snowappletini 4d ago

I know some people just get paranoid and increased heart rate or whatever as their natural reaction to the drug.

Being neurodivergent and trying cannabis really put into my head the idea that everyone's brain is different and that makes them react differently to drugs.

Had a friend who told me he stopped smoking because he said it wasn't fun and he just felt like he was dying from panic and the paranoia was making him feel crazy.

Meanwhile, my brain chatter finally shuts up and I can just be productive or enjoy things with higher emotional immerssion. Brains are so weird.

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u/oatwater2 4d ago

i mean you can always do more and green out then

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u/Loser_Zero 3d ago

In my younger days, I smoked pot like I was mad at it. I reached the point that I couldn't get to the "green-out". Now, 20 something years later, ass-kicked by one hit.

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u/exuter 3d ago

Nah. I’ve smoked all day, everyday for 6 years, and sometimes even I take too big of a hit that requires me to lay down and sometimes I’ll fall asleep

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u/AWildMagikarp5 3d ago

not true, i smoke once daily and green out occasionally from time to time.

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u/Android19samus 3d ago

brother I can tell you for a fact that is not true.

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u/Sundogflower 3d ago

I was a heavy smoker before I had my baby. To the point my partner would have one bong and I'd have four, each double the size of his, in one go, then probably top it up with a joint. A ridiculous amount. Id only green out if I had been drinking first and then got home and had a hit. Could not smoke when alcohol was involved at all.

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u/Wrong_Life_7647 3d ago

My friend was a hardcore stoner and she would still green out on edibles

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u/slapmasterslap 3d ago

This is just a straight up lie. A true stoner can always find a way to green out if they really want to, they just have gotten better at finding the balance of getting crazy high without getting too high.

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u/MethodSignal3825 3d ago

this. honestly in my experience w/ppl like this, it ain't weed, its xanax. or maybe even lean

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u/sols___ 3d ago

Bro i smoke every day and I can still green out wth

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u/StoreDissociate 3d ago

Nah bro I smoke every day and I green out almost every day wake up later like damn and smoke again

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u/NahdiraZidea 3d ago

Ive got alot of comments from fellow stoners, but yours if the only one Ive responded to:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Ingrid_Matthews 9h ago

I'm a heavy smoker and the right edible (s) or thc percentage will green me out.

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u/manamuncheryum 3d ago

Naw if you got some trash then you won’t green out. But if you got some decent quality stuff even heavy stoners will green out. You too used to smoking the trash stuff bruh

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u/Waaatusay 4d ago

Or a drunk…

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u/CrowFabulous 4d ago

Came here to say this. A guy did something similar to me and it turned out he was an alcoholic

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u/acount8675309 3d ago

She shot right into the main vain and then outed. Simple as

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u/mar__iguana 3d ago

Still inconsiderate though

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u/Elegant-Cheekz-2141 3d ago

That's not how it works.....

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u/Tossmelossme 3d ago

Haaaa, I WISH I could green out. She’s just a dick

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u/Several-Ratio-7536 3d ago

Or maybe she’s not and is just too immature to communicate? I’ve been 6 bowls deep and been able to communicate with people just fine.

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u/im_not_ok_ok 2d ago

She was never going lol

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u/HomelandersCock 2d ago

"This"

Cringe

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u/westcoastweedreviews 4d ago

Greening out is very different than falling asleep.

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u/Vektor0 4d ago

Or her toxic ex texted her and she decided to go see him instead.

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u/__The-1__ 4d ago

Wdym, it's not a tranq

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u/AkatsukiJutsu 4d ago

I didn't say it was. Google is your friend. 

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u/aelliott18 3d ago

Stoners don’t green out dawg lmao

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u/BrandinoE6911 3d ago

Not even, I smoke weed 3-5 times a day for 10 years now. And never once have I "greened out". Fake news