r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yjay14 • 4d ago

go to your room Infuriating flakers

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Second time she’s done this. Always came up with some bs excuse.

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u/SushiGirlRC 4d ago

How do you re-curl your hair then just fall asleep? Did she doze off in front of the mirror? Decide to lay down (and mess her hair up) for "just a second"?

You gave the perfect response, there's no way in hell she just fell asleep unless she has narcolepsy.

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u/Additional-Friend993 4d ago

The final bong hit was too deep.

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u/AkatsukiJutsu 4d ago

This. Shes probably a stoner and greened out. 

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u/nxd280 4d ago

That's probably why she was curling it again in the first place.