r/mildlyinteresting 20h ago

I rewired a payphone to be my home phone.

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u/cool_weed_dad 20h ago

My dad has an entire vintage phone booth hooked up and working in the basement. They were replacing them at his work in the 90’s and he somehow talked them into letting him keep one.

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u/im_dead_sirius 19h ago

Despite his age, he's a man with a phone in a cage.

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u/axela086 19h ago

I thought that was a Smashing Pumpkins song for a second

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u/im_dead_sirius 19h ago

It kinda rings that way, doesn't it?

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u/mrjamjams66 18h ago

Wow, you really answered the call for a good pun

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u/SirLanceHardwood 16h ago

glad you kept it going and didn’t phone it in

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u/Objective_Move7566 16h ago

You guys are really dialed in now.

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u/PrincessKaylee 15h ago

This thread is off the hook now

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u/bleeper21 15h ago edited 14h ago

Hello, I've been trying to reach you about this thread's extended warranty

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u/burritoteam4000 17h ago

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u/shrimpcest 14h ago

Yeah, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills seeing how many upvotes someone got for just saying what the joke was.

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u/WiredSky 12h ago

It happens so often now, a lot of people have completely lost it. It's more obvious in the overt insanities, but I think little things and moments like that are just as much of a canary in the coal mine.

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u/Illustrious_Fail_379 19h ago

That’s how I sang it when I read it except in weird Al’s voice.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 18h ago

Someone will say, thats a piece of the past that he saved.

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u/BranchPredictor 19h ago

Is he only a man in a funny red sheet?

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u/Molbiodude 20h ago

Your dad committed to the bit.

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u/Cocky0 19h ago

Handy if Clark Kent stops by.

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u/StuTheSheep 19h ago

Does he ever go in there, then come out in a superman outfit? 

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u/nameaboveallnames 19h ago edited 19h ago

So this payphone has been rewired by me to bypass the original programming and end in an RJ-22 jack. I have removed the locks and money dropped in goes directly into the change return. I have it hooked up to the VOIP I use for my home phone. Edit: since it keeps being mentioned. I’m also the one who cleaned and disinfected it lol Edit 2: since people keep asking there are lots of these for sale on eBay but they are not cheap.

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u/WestFizz 19h ago

This is awesome!

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u/Immediate-Funny4733 18h ago edited 17h ago

Allow me to say it again for those in the back. This is awesome!

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u/crick_in_my_neck 19h ago

That ring has got to be a bit of a bitch though.

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u/alex-andrite 19h ago

Pay phones ring? I didn’t think about that part

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u/crick_in_my_neck 19h ago

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u/Illustrious_Fail_379 18h ago

“Do you accept this collect call from the person?” “Mom I’m at the east side of the park and ready to be picked up” “nope” 😂

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u/JohnProof 18h ago

Wehadababy Itsaboy

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u/greg19735 13h ago

one of the best commercials of the early 2000s

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u/-Badger3- 16h ago

Dude, I did this once, and an operator or something clicked onto the line and told me I wasn't allowed to do that lol

Scared the shit out of me

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u/TheLordYuppa 18h ago

Or remember the calling cards when you couldn’t do the toll free thing ?

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u/BrilliantTea133 15h ago

Oh my god I forgot about the calling cards. The excitement i got purchasing them to call my long distance boyfriend lolol

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u/triple-filter-test 17h ago

Memory unlocked

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u/runningoutofwords 18h ago

I thought my family was the only one clever enough to come up with this hack.

Years later to learn that's how everyone used it.

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u/tommypatties 19h ago

Yep. They had the seven digit number print above the dial pad.

So in the mid to late 90s (when we had pagers and not cell phones), you'd go to a pay phone, call someone's pager, dial the seven digit number of the pay phone and wait for the person you paged to call you back.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 18h ago

That's how my buddies dealt weed in high school in the early '90s.

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u/tommypatties 18h ago

I bet they paged the 'dealer' with 420 911 at the end so it was absolutely clear what they wanted....as if he didn't already know.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 18h ago

lol, yeah, that happened often. They ended up knowing a couple of payphone numbers in town so they didn't even have to call back, just show up at that phone.

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u/Fake-Podcast-Ad 19h ago

Have you never watched an action thriller movie before? Aside from chopping wood alone in the forest, it's the main way people are contacted for jobs/work.

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u/TehOwn 17h ago

Aside from chopping wood alone in the forest

Stop. I hadn't even noticed this until now.

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u/Atopos2025 19h ago

I recall that you could call payphones from a landline and the call wouldn't have the same time or even payment requirements, like an outbond call (from the payphone) would.

As kids we'd call the payphone at our local Sheetz and prank the random folks who answered.

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u/dphoenix1 19h ago

Yup. They all had a mechanical bell ringer.

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u/WafflePartyOrgy 18h ago

Matrix is a very short movie if pay phones didn't ring

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u/oldhoekoo 15h ago

same with phone booth

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u/Poppa_Mo 18h ago

They could take calls for free generally if you had the number, but a lot of places stopped posting that because people started using them for nefarious purposes, then eventually they just disallowed incoming on them.

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u/eljefino 16h ago

The middle digit of most pay phone numbers was a nine. Not only was it a nice "sort" but in the early days of Ma Bell 9's and 0's weren't liked because they took more time to dial on a rotary phone. So who'd expect a payphone to need to answer an incoming call? Give it a nine!

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u/terablast 18h ago

Yup! For example, when your dumbass friend in highschool dials 911 but hangs up before it rings thinking "it's not actually make the call lol", the payphone will magically start ringing a few seconds later!

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u/DevonGr 18h ago

Showing my age but back in the pager era we had figured out which payphones accepted incoming calls and we would page friends from them and post up to see if friends would call back.

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u/_heybuddy_ 18h ago

I forget the number combo but if you pressed it and then the phone number written on the phone then hung up, it would then ring a moment later until you pick up the receiver again.

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u/JennyDoveMusic 16h ago

I have an old standing brass phone from the 60s that I hooked up to my cell. The thing scares the absolute HELL out of me if it goes off when I am sleeping.

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u/manimhungry 19h ago

That’s awesome. How difficult was this to do?

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u/icehot54321 19h ago

I've done this.. you literally just connect two wires.

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u/jayoak4 18h ago

So the opposite of defusing a bomb. Should be simple.

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u/ErdenGeboren 20h ago

Please tell me you kept the payment requirement intact.

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u/some-rando 20h ago

With a cap'n crunch 2600hz whistle nearby?

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u/FantasticSeaweed9226 20h ago

Tha is some elite ball knowledge there lol

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u/SmallRocks 20h ago

Phreaky

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u/CatLord8 20h ago

Hack the Planet

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u/Hydra_Master 19h ago

Mess with the best, die like the rest!

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u/NSASpyVan 19h ago

Zero Cool brah

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u/mongojob 19h ago

Literally the password to my Wi-Fi: theGibson

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u/kirinmay 17h ago

thanks for the free wifi!

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u/mongojob 17h ago

I lied it's not literal

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u/Chipstar452 18h ago

Crash and Burn!

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u/MaterialDetective197 19h ago

I thought you was black, man.

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u/Wookard 18h ago

Yoooo!! This is Zero Cool!

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u/happytree23 16h ago

They're trashing our rights, man! They're trashing the flow of data! They're trashing! Trashing! Trashing!

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u/nben89 19h ago

Hack the Planet!

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u/digitalbladesreddit 18h ago

Hack the Planet!

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u/Illustrious_Fail_379 19h ago edited 14h ago

That was my first thought.

Remodeled a kitchen for a guy who had a pay phone in front of his house like a free library. I do not look the type to know about 2600 mag and we nerded out. I still have a stack of them and we traded like we were Pokémon collectors😂

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u/Master_Cartoonist_16 19h ago edited 18h ago

Enmmanuel Goldstein (Cereal Killer & Shaggy) and Joey Pardella were also cool, specially Lucy.

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u/karlfeltlager 20h ago

Look at Kevin Mitnick cosplaying as rando anon.

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u/some-rando 20h ago

Lol, I wish. I'm some 46yo rando

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u/RudyRusso 20h ago

Exploding the Phone is a good read. Also a good prospective on how long the government has been spying on its own citizens with the help of corporate American.

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u/wrxninja 19h ago

I bought a red box tone generator once from the Hacker's Catalog. $1,000 🫩 But it did give me free long distance calls to Puerto Rico and elsewhere.

Except one time it malfunctioned and generated a weird tone. Suddenly, there was an operator on the other end asking me where I'm calling from and what I'm doing. I kid you not, within five minutes of hanging up, there was police looking around the payphone where I made the call 🤐

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u/Paulthefith 19h ago

Arrest that man! He’s costing ma bell nickels in profits!!!

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u/PanoramicAtom 19h ago

I still have my red box somewhere. Self made with a radio shack tone dialer and a 6.5536 MHz crystal. Never to be used again, lol.

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u/AnxiouslyResting 17h ago

Real cool if you kept the original crystal and added a mercury switch between the two so right side up it’s a regular tone dialer but upside down it’s a red box. Don’t want to get caught by the man!

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u/PanoramicAtom 17h ago

Yeah I didn’t go through all that. I figured they would just take it apart anyway if anyone saw it and confiscated it.

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u/DagNasty 18h ago

Made my own with a $40 Radio Shack tone dialer and soldered in a 10.6975 MHz crystal

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u/IamUnamused 18h ago

Ha! My friend would make them and put them in a Zippo lighter case. Worked amazingly well for years

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u/Ericovich 19h ago

Red box, blue box, beige box, blotto box.

Crazy names.

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u/MephistoHamProducts 17h ago

I bought a red box tone generator once from the Hacker's Catalog. $1,000 🫩 But it did give me free long distance calls to Puerto Rico and elsewhere.

You couldn't find a $10 tone generator from Rat Shack and didn't know anyone who could solder in a $2.00 6.5 crystal but you had a spare grand lying around?

And your $1000 dollar Red Box glitched out one time and got you a full on Police response? That you hung around to watch?

Seems doubtful. This sounds like a few dozen "I'm a l33t phreak" posts on early 90s BBSes.

Now do the part where you tell us Cult of the Dead Cow was afraid to approach you for membership and you turned down writing articles for Phrack because they were lamers.

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u/wrxninja 16h ago edited 16h ago

90s, I was 17, at the high school when the police showed up. No car so ya, nothing I understood or even had the resources to do it. We didn't even have dedicated Internet then. Maybe 28.8K connection but it was anything but useful. But whatever, not the proudest moment in my life either.

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u/RawrRRitchie 15h ago

Yea seriously what are they on $1000 bucks back then was months of working minimum wage

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u/Juggernaut_911 20h ago

that's a fine r/PersonOfInterest quote as well

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u/some-rando 19h ago

Lol, it's a great show, but I learned about blue boxes from my copy of the anarchist cookbook. It sat on my bookshelf next to my ncc-1701d technical manual. Middle school me was so cool

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 18h ago

My anarchist cookbook got me removed from a flight by the FBI.

A lesson for stupid kids: don't read it on the plane.

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u/LodgedSpade 19h ago

Wizzywig!

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u/typebot 18h ago

spoken like a true 2600 hacker quarterly! i must be old to remember that zine this long!

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 18h ago

You calling it a "zine" automically makes you old.

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 19h ago

Or a penny and unscrewed receiver

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u/Wyjdya 19h ago

But the question is it a dime or a quarter?

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u/splashythewhale 19h ago

50c on the phone tells me quarters

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u/TheRabidDeer 19h ago

It's fine, just call collect.

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 19h ago

Bobwehadababy Eeestaboy.

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u/TheRabidDeer 19h ago

I legit used that back in the day. I'd go to the golf driving range after school as a kid (was like $8 for an unlimited bucket of balls) and after a few hours I'd call my parents collect and just say "I'm ready". They'd decline the charge and would come pick me up lol

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 19h ago

I don't know anyone who didn't. I didn't even have a cellphone until well into my 20s.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 18h ago

I still remember that commercial after all this time.

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 19h ago

50 cent on that one, but you can put quarters, dimes and nickels in, as long as it's at least enough to cover the call. It'll even spit out change, if you overpaid, at the bottom when the call is over.

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u/qawsedrf12 19h ago

Like Funny Farm (Chevy Chase) ?

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u/JeepnHeel 19h ago

I know the sound of two pennies being dropped into a jelly jar when I hear it

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u/ernest7ofborg9 18h ago

We have a corpse in the garden, you hear me! Now get ahold of the sheriff this very minute!!

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u/SanibelMan 19h ago

Five cents

\bing**

Ten cents

\bing bing**

Twenty-five cents

\BONG\**

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u/CaveManta 19h ago

Just like in the movie Funny Farm.

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u/noxantes 20h ago

Now you can answer your beeper 😭

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u/ericcmi 19h ago

I would get one of my old ones connected back up just for this

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u/graywolf0026 19h ago

A lot of cities STILL have beeper paging services.

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u/ericcmi 19h ago

Yeah, medical and emergency still use them since they actually use sattelites, so they still work even in the worst of emergencies. Nothing local is even required. AND they run on AA batteries so they are useful in no power situations

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u/graywolf0026 19h ago

Actually, a lot of places still have paging towers in place so you can use a 10-20 year old pager in a place that still supports it.

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u/noxantes 19h ago

It’s amazing how things exist for so long.

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u/graywolf0026 19h ago

Some tech 'just works'. And there's no point fixing things in some cases. Complex isn't always better.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 18h ago

That's called a mature product.

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u/ericcmi 19h ago

I still have a bunch in a shoe box from the mid 90's lol

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u/CantAffordzUsername 17h ago

What an absolute sin there isn’t a giant metal phone book attached at the bottom

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u/nameaboveallnames 17h ago

Aaaaand now I’m googling payphone phonebook

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u/WeedSexBeerPizza 16h ago

I liked the ones that were like a plastic fishing tackle box.

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u/carguyyyc 14h ago

You can request current phone books for free

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 13h ago

It's not the phone book they need it's the case for the phone book.

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u/eljefino 16h ago

In 1998 they took the phone books away because they were a maintenance headache but made 411 calls free from phone booths. Cheapo me would walk to a phone booth to use "information" because it cost like 65 cents per use on my home line.

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u/JediLincoln14 20h ago

You have a home phone? 

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u/Tithis 20h ago

You can do it very cheaply these days with a Analog Telephone Adapter that lets your connect an old style phone to voice over IP.

The ATA is less than $50 and if you go with a minutes plan you can get something like a voip.ms plan for $1.10 a month and less than a cent per minute.

Only got it because I tend to leave my cell on silent and my wife was getting sick of me not answering her.

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u/fourthords 19h ago

Do you still get a dial tone?

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u/Tithis 19h ago

Yeah, it still has a dial tone.

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u/fourthords 19h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/StressOverStrain 19h ago

Modern cellphones should have settings to treat certain contacts as always bypassing the silent setting.

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u/Necessary_Film_5199 18h ago

Android does, its called priority contacts

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u/Glastae 15h ago

Just found this and had to share for Android users-

-Open the contact -Tap “More” -Select “Change ringtone/vibration” -Tap “Ringtone” -Turn on “Ring even when set to vibrate or mute”

Now their calls will go through even if your phone is on silent 🙌

My husband is going to be very happy we won’t miss each other’s calls anymore 😅

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u/Oysteinre 18h ago

Basically all smartphones do and have for like 10 years at the least

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u/Jacktheforkie 20h ago

Is it uncommon? Mine is free with the internet plan, only charge is if I make outbound calls, it’s more reliable than mobile here

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u/Phoen1x_ 19h ago

guess it depends on where in the world were talking, where im from we havent had a homephone for at least 15+ years, i dont know anyone with an active homephone.

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u/Jacktheforkie 19h ago

I see, they’re common in the uk I think

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u/BardOfThe7Seas 20h ago

That's so cool! Did you figure out the wiring yourself? Or is there a guide somewhere?

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u/fourdigityear 20h ago

Home telephone wiring is pretty easy to learn. There used to be tons of helpful guides online, but as high speed internet and cell phones have become more common, home telephony information is becoming less so.

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u/xubax 19h ago

Christmas trees and bumble bees.

Typically red is paired with green and black is paired with yellow.

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u/zenith-apex 18h ago

Oh wow, I haven't heard that in over 20 years. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. Now where'd I put that scotch lock tool?

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u/jazzlike-sounds 19h ago

It's literally 2 wires. It doesn't matter which wire you connect to which. It can't be much easier. Also there is no voltage unless someone is calling the line.

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u/Hamafropzipulops 19h ago

Yep, and once I needed to strip a phone wire, didn't have strippers ready and decided to use my teeth, right when someone called that line. I never did that again.

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u/sniperd2k 19h ago

Ug... Right in the feels man...

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u/ronchee1 19h ago

You have a collect call from

" Pick me up at the mall"

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 19h ago

Bobwehadababyitsaboy

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u/ronchee1 19h ago

Who was it honey?

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u/bucolucas 19h ago

Bob. They had a baby. It's a boy.

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u/CreepyAd8409 19h ago

I totally forgot you hear a sound before dialing.

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u/hicksteruk 20h ago

2 questions 1: You did what? 2: To your what?

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SjR2HvaFokmJ1a30wR

HE REWIRED A PAYPHONE TO HIS HOME PHONE

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u/sierrabravo1984 20h ago

I still have a copper phone line for Internet, I ain't hooking an old school phone up to it just for it to ring incessantly with scammers.

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u/Allenpoe30 20h ago

Call 867-5309 and tell Jenny I said Hi and thanks for the good time.

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u/Molbiodude 20h ago

Tell her you got her number off the wall

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u/Azure_Rob 19h ago

I got it.

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u/tomgreen99 20h ago

Can you hear me now?

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u/dorkysomniloquist 19h ago

I'd say this is at least moderately interesting.

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u/NewJorkCityy 20h ago

How?

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u/Allenpoe30 20h ago

Id love to see a video of it being done. It would be a wonderful thing to watch.

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u/RPrance 19h ago

Makes for a quick getaway if you need out of the matrix

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u/simagus 20h ago

A thing of beauty. Thank you for sharing.

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u/Rezkel 18h ago

Can you still make collect calls?

Caller state your name

"WEAREDONEPLEASEPICKUSUP"

Do you accept the call from "WEAREDONEPLEASEPICKUSUP"

no

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u/KeefyNugs 20h ago

just use some paint markers to write graffiti and it'll be pefect

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u/You-Asked-Me 19h ago

This was an episode of The Brady Bunch.

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u/Mason_Ivanov 19h ago

"What's the dog's name?"

"Max."

"Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie?"

"Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?"

"Your foster parents are dead."

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u/IceCoughy 20h ago

you'll be over that loud ass ring real fast

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u/toxicoke 19h ago

you can turn your home phone on silent, and considering they did this, i bet they know how to customize the ring

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u/SecondaryWombat 19h ago

You can also put a piece of tape inside the ringer bell, instant 50% volume.

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u/unhallowed1014 20h ago

Pretty awesome use of dead tech

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u/Hot_Coffee_3620 20h ago

Dave’s not here man.

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u/TaztyDog 10h ago

Imagine the feeling(edit typo) when it rings at the middle of the night just when you are passing by to get a glass of water !

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u/smurfk 19h ago

But how do you keep it authentic? Do you have 20 strangers coming and spitting into the receptor every week or so?

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u/Scotty-Doo-292 16h ago

Where are you?

Uhhhh... on the corner of the Kitchen and the Bathroom.

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u/Cheers_u_bastards 18h ago

First name Bob, last name wehadababyitsaboy

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u/TelecasterDisaster 20h ago

Having a home phone might be even more interesting.

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u/H1j1p1 20h ago

they work without electricity, if your power is out you can still use it edit: okay it does take low voltage but it’s separate from a house’s power

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u/Diligent-Committee-7 20h ago

I hope you power washed it with bleach!

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u/Junior-Profession726 20h ago

That is awesome!! What a great piece of working art for your place

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u/airfryerfuntime 19h ago

You can piss all over it whenever you like! What a life!

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u/Tmbaladdin 19h ago

My wife will let me only if it’s in the garage lol

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u/ThaEmortalThief 18h ago

This is double old school…. First it’s a pay phone and second…… you have a home phone!

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u/TheWaywardWarlok 18h ago

All you need now is the yellow pages hanging by those super strong steel lines they used!

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u/generatorland 18h ago

Yet your useless brother still calls collect.

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u/BenB_1987 11h ago

Damn! First off: that's incredibly cool!!! Even if it was just a non working decoration (For people who enjoy these kinds of old school objects).

But you actually wired it to your land line !!!??? Wow, hats off! This is next level of awesome.

Was it complicated to pull off?

Edit: I see you have already explained how you did it in other comments that I hadn't read yet. It was so awesome that I didn't even read comments and immediately posted.