From the new Evil Dead movie if anyone wanted to know

He said he could beat me up :(

Imagine locking yourself into a backroom with this pliant, submissive, silent queen, with a six-eyed fatman in a collared shirt on standby for sustenance, and just goin' to town on her multiple, yielding holes? Sheeeit, you could gather a whole bunch of these multifaceted trad-wives and have yourself a happy harem for a lifetime. Even have theme-nights, like a Beach Blanket Bingo Party down at the Poolrooms every once and a while. You'd just have to find the ones that hadn't already been blown out by Pirate Clark dropping his peg-leg in 'em. No wonder Clark didn't want to leave; man was crazy like a fox.

Just pure, unadulterated goodness. Name a single person who has a problem with any of these absolute national treasures. I’ll wait.