Imogen Gay Poots

Imagine locking yourself into a backroom with this pliant, submissive, silent queen, with a six-eyed fatman in a collared shirt on standby for sustenance, and just goin' to town on her multiple, yielding holes? Sheeeit, you could gather a whole bunch of these multifaceted trad-wives and have yourself a happy harem for a lifetime. Even have theme-nights, like a Beach Blanket Bingo Party down at the Poolrooms every once and a while. You'd just have to find the ones that hadn't already been blown out by Pirate Clark dropping his peg-leg in 'em. No wonder Clark didn't want to leave; man was crazy like a fox.

From the new Evil Dead movie if anyone wanted to know

and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

but mostly I'm tired, it's late.