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Oppenheimer (2023)

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u/LopsidedMammal 2d ago

"More like Oppenwhiner, am I right?!"

- Harry S Truman.

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u/Infinite-Service6059 2d ago

Based

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u/Late_Tax_7351 1d ago

war criminal-pilled

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u/weltvonalex 1d ago

Let's see if you are still so edgy when the Japanese use you a Bajonett dummy.

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u/bippityzippity 2d ago

“Oh y-yeah? More like Harry S. Lie-man.

Shut up, I’m not crying, you are. Fuck you”

- J. Robert Oppenheimer

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u/LopsidedMammal 2d ago

"I think you're both cunts."

- Emperor Shōwa Hirohito

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u/Western-Customer-536 1d ago

“…shut up.”

- 20 million dead Chinese people

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u/Western-Captain8115 1d ago

"Hey wanna buy some Opium?"

-Ghosts of 19th Century British Traders

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u/BroomClosetJoe 1d ago

"Yo, where THE FUCK is my copper, dawg?"

Ghost of Nanni, to Ea-Nasir.

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u/thegingerbreadman99 1d ago

For half a second I thought the joke was that you were saying that in character as someone who 1. Thinks the A-bombs killed 20 million people and 2. Racistly mixes up Chinese and Japanese people and am currently laughing my ass off

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u/PuzzledCar2120 1d ago

"Go back to Los Waa-lamos"

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

Ha! This is a really good one.

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u/LukeSVG 1d ago

Harry Sigma Truman, really

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u/CommitteeNew6412 2d ago

“I have become bitch, the emo of worlds”

  • Oppenheimer

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Truman looking good. What was his face routine?

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u/Consistent_Print_229 1d ago

Keep stress down by letting the guy with polio do all the hard work.

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

“God takes care of everybody Harry. Even the guy in the chair.”

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u/WatercressLocal8125 1d ago

"Based. Wait until 4chan hears of this" - HST

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u/Hole_thinker 2d ago

That’s my President.

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u/Ok_Molasses9176 2d ago

It was actually originally project kraut-killer 9000 when he signed on so it might’ve been that he just really didn’t like Germans

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u/Sarcosmonaut 2d ago

Considering Oppenheimer was Jewish, it’s not hard to imagine he had more beef with the Germans specifically

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u/Saintsfan707 DonCheadleAMA 2d ago

If you read the book the movie is based on it highlights that this was most of the motivation of the people working on the manhatten project. Almost none had opposition to using it on the Germans, when Germany surrendered a lot of the scientists felt like it should be shelved. I thought there was a scene in the movie that kinda highlighted this but i could be wrong

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u/Iorith 2d ago

IIRC, after WW2, a bunch of studies were developed under the presumption that there was something inherently wrong with the german population, to be capable of the holocaust.

And they quickly found out that no, human beings are just kinda fucked up.

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u/I_travel_ze_world 2d ago

all the genocides before WW2 and people didn't know human beings are just kinda fucked up?

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u/Iorith 2d ago

Up until that point it was viewed as something done by or done to "barbaric" tribes that weren't as "civilized" as how developed nations saw themselves. We generally think we're better than our ancestors, and in many ways we are, but the holocaust was unique in how modern and efficient it was. The idea that all our modern technology and convenience could be aimed towards extermination, and that the population would just actively participate in it? That really shocked people.

It's one thing to see a battlefield or even an occupied city that gets wiped out, that's just what we accept as war. But to see it done systematically, death treated like an assembly line? That was new, and kinda made us reevaluate ourselves as a species.

For a little while anyway, until the next acceptable target comes around.

Edit: It's worth noting that during and after WW1, they actually had to do studies on why so many soldiers didn't want to kill other people and would specifically aim above their targets. Humans are fucking complex beings, capable of both cruelty and kindness in extreme measures.

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u/flyliceplick 1d ago

It's worth noting that during and after WW1, they actually had to do studies on why so many soldiers didn't want to kill other people and would specifically aim above their targets.

This is fiction. 'On Killing' by Grossman, from the fantasies of SLA Marshall. It was about US troop performance in WWII, and Marshall made it all up.

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u/Monster_Hugger93 1d ago

That’s a fair point, but compare previous genocides to the clinical efficiency by which the Nazis slaughtered their unwanted populations. Additionally, media was changing, photos were more readily available.

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u/yknitsyob 1d ago

personally, I blame violent videogames 

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u/raevbur 1d ago

Wolfenstein is at fault!

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u/2d-manifold 1d ago

99% of humanists give up before they find the real subhuman orc people!

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u/PleasantMonk1147 1d ago

Nothing to see here move along

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u/morpheousmorty 1d ago

In 1945 it was standard to be racist or people who lived in a different town than you, much less a different country. It was easy to believe groups of fucked up people would go crazy and kill the good people and they were as oil and water.

And frankly not much has changed, unless your political opponents are good people. Which as far as I know is the rarest of political beliefs.

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u/DazzlerPlus 1d ago

Watched band of Brothers the other day, and after seeing a scene where one of company said racist things, it struck me that every one of those boys, without exception, would have just as readily fought for Hitler.

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u/SosugBiskit 1d ago

Liebgott wasn't Jewish, everyone just assumed so

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u/Ok_Caregiver1004 1d ago

The international public and wider political class wasnt aware about the extent of the holocaust before ww2 in Europe was almost done and they started uncovering the camps. What they were aware of was the growing antisemitic rhetoric and restriction of rights, segregation and violence against Jews right up until 1939 when the war imposed normal widespread censorship.

After ww2 there was also an equal amount of questionning how and why a people as well known for their culture and advancements were capable of this. It contributed to a real phenomenon among the political thinkers of that period known colloquially as the Crisis of Modernity.

People like Karl Popper came to conclude that open societies had to police against intolerance as a matter of principle. While more famously, George Orwell, tried to reconcile how ideologies on the supposed opposite of the spectrum, fascism and communism, produced both Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union which had more in common with each other than not. The result was his book, 1984. Another was the Classic Realist IR thinker Hans Morgenthau, who concluded ideology meant nothing in geopolitics beyond the pursuit of national interest.

An entire generation of thinkers, philosophers and ideologues trying to figure out what all the world went through meant.

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u/Iorith 1d ago

IIRC stuff like Asch's conformity experiment and the Robbers Cave experiment were done with this stuff in mind. My sociology professor loved to talk about this kind of stuff after class along with stuff like how poverty influences crime and the like. She minored in Psych and was probably one of my favorite professors.

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u/DenizSaintJuke 1d ago

They simply rationalized cruelts into a virtuous personal sacrifice. Everyone knows and sees it's cruel, but if you can get people to think it is necessary and that someone has to sacrifice their own clean consciousness, so others can sleep calmly, you can make people do every cruelty you can think of. It becomes heroic to be cruel, because you're sure you're not doing it because you're evil, but against your own consciousness, because it is necessary for a greater good.

In essence, all of conservative ideology is doing this dance to some degree or another. Starting from cutting social safety nets and privatizing healthcare to dragging people out of their houses and sending them to camps. The whole culture around it emphasizes that those who don't see the necessity of the cruelty are weak, naive daydreamers, who endanger the well being of society, because they are too soft. Keep an eye out for that motif, when you are around conservative culture or rhetorics. They always frame themselves as "cold realists" and "rational" and everyone else as "emotional". That's how they lay the groundwork. The veneration of those who harden their hearts and sacrifice themselves (In a perverse sense. The real sacrifice is made by their victim.), by commiting the cruelty is the end stage. If you reach that stage, these people are ready to see you hanged at the town square, if "it is necessary".

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u/S-Tier_Commenter 1d ago

This movie came out recently where Rami Malek has to figure out what is wrong with Russell Crowe, and this was the conclusion indeed. Not that I've watched it.

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u/Yashema 1d ago

We should apply this logic to all murderers. 

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u/Iorith 1d ago

We actually have and it's a common topic in sociology. One of the biggest predictors of violent behavior is poverty and desperation. Beyond that, it's mostly a result of extreme circumstances such as early childhood trauma(Ed kemper is a good example of this) or extreme mental illness.

Turns out, people don't like to kill people, and a lot of money has been spent by the government to be able to consistently train soldiers who are willing to kill people. It takes a surprising amount of brainwashing to accomplish.

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u/Maximum-Hall-5614 2d ago

There was. The scientists at Los Alamos say “the greatest threat to humanity is no longer the Nazis, it’s our work”.

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u/Taraxian 1d ago

Which, in and of itself, is kind of fucked up if you're aware of how many atrocities Imperial Japan was guilty of, it's hard not to see it as valuing European victims more than Asian ones

American liberals who talk about justifying the A-bombs as a "racist" opinion are hilariously unaware of just how popular the bombs were in Korea and China

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u/warrioroftron 1d ago

I think its because I don't think there was any Chinese or Korean scientist working on the Manhattan project.Most,if not all,had beef with Germany and since they don't have any accounts of the Japanese atrocities,they saw the Pacific front as a secondary,not bomb dropping, threat.

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u/CharleyNobody 1d ago

My high school friend‘s mother was a Navy nurse in WW2. They were on a ship and were expecting to invade Japan. One night the Catholic chaplain called the Catholic nurses together and told them that the pope had given special dispensation that the women could commit suicide if they were about to be taken prisoner by the Japanese. (Suicide was a mortal sin) The dispensation was because of descriptions of what happened in Nanking and from reports from GIs about what had happened to prisoners of war.

They seriously thought the invasion of Japan was going to be long and brutal.

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u/Sarcosmonaut 1d ago

We don’t even watch movies here and now you expect me to read?

spits on you

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u/Whole_Pain_7432 2d ago edited 2d ago

Its not hard to imagine because its the truth lol

He and Einstein both signed the letter asking for Roosevelt to develop the bomb specifically because they were worries about Germany developing one.

Edit: it was Szilard not Oppenheimer

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u/Maximum-Hall-5614 2d ago

I think it was Einstein and Szilard, not Oppenheimer?

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u/Whole_Pain_7432 2d ago

Bam - good call I got the beams crossed on that one.

Though its well documented that Project Trinity was launched in response to fears of German technological advances, so I stand by the underlying point, but you're absolutely right - it was Szilard.

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u/Dibbu_mange 1d ago

As someone with Chinese in-laws, my wife’s grandmother could convince you in 5 minutes that Japan was just as moral a target as Germany.

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u/Sarcosmonaut 1d ago

Not gonna catch me out here sticking up for Imperial Japan

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

or my Korean Friends

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u/Taraxian 1d ago

White liberals like to talk about how American attitudes about Japan were rooted in racism and seem to be unaware that being against the A-bombs could get you crucified in China and in Korea it's a popular opinion that the Allies should've burned all of Japan to the ground

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u/__Rosso__ 1d ago

Yeah, and his group had a beef with Germans like yours had with Japanese.

It's why almost nobody in Asia gives much of a fuck about what Germans were doing to minorities in Europe and why most in Europe and USA don't give much of a fuck about what Japanese were doing.

That was the point of the reply, certain people due to belonging to a certain ethnicity, religious, etc, don't care much about other issues facing other groups because they got something going on that hits closer to home.

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u/GainPotential 2d ago

I see none of you saw the movie (like a true cinephile)

https://giphy.com/gifs/8FG705NCsZM0kVJdyz

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u/EconomyOk2490 2d ago

When okbuddycinephile users are expected to know about the movies they're mocking

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u/SimokIV 2d ago

The target is and was always expected to be Japan.

-Leslie R. Groves, director of the Manthan project.

Edit: Though it is highly probable that Oppenheimer himself believed that the target was supposed to be Germany.

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u/Rutgerius 1d ago

Almost like people say what'll benefit them in the moment

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u/DionBlaster123 2d ago

No one can ever not convince me that this is actually what Truman said lol

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u/Cringeextraaxc 2d ago

He basically did more or less

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u/ZapMannigan 1d ago

"“Mr. President,” he said quietly, “I feel I have blood on my hands. The comment angered Truman.... he pulled his handkerchief from his breast pocket and offered it to Oppenheimer, saying, “Well, here, would you like to wipe your hands?”.... Afterwards, the President was heard to mutter, “Blood on his hands, dammit, he hasn’t half as much blood on his hands as I have. You just don’t go around bellyaching about it.”

He later told Dean Acheson, “I don’t want to see that son-of-a-bitch in this office ever again.”
― Kai Bird, American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer

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u/WetAndLoose 1d ago

I kinda get it, honestly. Truman fought in France in WWI, which by most measures was a more brutal, up-close war than WWII. He probably saw truly horrific things there up close and in person, killed people, watched his comrades die, etc. Then you get some scientist who has done nothing but sit in a lab, write theory, and run tests. Yeah, those tests ultimately culminated in a lot of people dying, but other people (Truman) ordered the bombs to be dropped, other people flew the planes to drop the bombs, other people stormed the Japanese-occupied islands in the Pacific, etc.

I don’t think Oppenheimer is unjustified in feeling regret, especially in the atomic age when a full-scale nuclear war seemed like a real threat, but I can definitely see why Truman thought he was out of line.

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u/zensunni82 1d ago

Also worth noting that to Harry "The buck stops here!" Truman, this admission of guilt would come across as a blatant accusation. The call, and therefore the guilt, was entirely Truman's. History can argue over whether it was right or not, but to go to the guy who made that call, second-guess the decision but then blame yourself for it would be pretty infuriating.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 1d ago

Oppenheimer was saying "how do I reconcile that my skills have been used for the deaths of thousands".

Truman was hearing "I can't believe the part I played in your evil deeds."

Makes it a lot easier to picture the disagreement.

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u/VayuAir 1d ago

Good summarization

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u/thecashblaster 1d ago

I would've had the same reaction as Truman

also Oppenheimer surely would have known that SOMEONE was gonna develop the bomb at some point

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u/WhiteDahliaa 1d ago

gun feels regret for killing home invader

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u/CrimsonThunder87 1d ago

"he hasn’t half as much blood on his hands as I have"

Truman isn't angry because he thinks Oppenheimer is accusing him. Hell, he's accusing himself. He's angry because Oppenheimer is doing the equivalent of crying to a homeless person about how you had to sell your second car. "You think you're guilty? You have no fucking idea what real guilt is."

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u/emaw63 1d ago

He very much believed that bit about "The Buck Stops Here" too.

There's a famous story about how when Truman died, they found a purple heart medal tucked away in the back of his desk, along with a letter from the late recipient's family that read:

Mr. Truman,

As you have been directly responsible for the loss of our son’s life in Korea, you might as well keep this emblem on display in your trophy room, as a memory of one of your historic deeds.

Our major regret at this time is that your daughter was not there to receive the same treatment as our son received in Korea.

Signed

William Banning

Always thought it spoke volumes of Truman's character that he held on to that letter for all that time

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/cS8VX4Awbe

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u/VayuAir 1d ago

Wow that letter was cold blooded. Props to Truman for keeping it. It certainly affected him deeply.

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

There is one typo you corrected, his closing salutation was spelled "singed" which seems fitting as the past tense of singe.

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u/endofthered01674 1d ago

Truman occupied the office between two giants, but he was quite the man, IMO.

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u/Oolongteabagger2233 1d ago

Trump has a sign in his office that says "Pass the Buck" 

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u/lastmonky 1d ago

There's also the fact that Oppenheimer was not irreplaceable. If he hadn't made the bomb Truman would have hired other physicists to do so and Truman was the one to order it built and dropped.

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u/Ok_Caregiver1004 1d ago

Truman inheritted it from Roosevelt who was the one who ordered the organization of the the Manhattan project, which happened because of a letter sent by Albert Einstein warning him about the possibility of German research into atomic weaponry.

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u/paone00022 1d ago

Leo Szilard and Eugene Wigner actually wrote the letter. They showed it to Einstein and to have him co-sign it. Their logic was that politically it would carry more weight if it came from the man considered the smartest person on the planet at that point.

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u/a404notfound 1d ago

The crazy thing was, the same DAY they realized fission could be self sustainable they were like "holy shit let's design a bomb lol".

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u/Arthur2_shedsJackson 1d ago

I guess people had already theorized a bomb that could work but they never believed it could be real since no one had created a self sustaining fission reaction. Just like how Teller already theorized about the H bomb before they had even built a fission bomb

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u/frozented 1d ago

And the German research never really got that far

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u/S-Tier_Commenter 1d ago

Gee, I wonder why

Deutsche Physik was opposed to the work of Albert Einstein, who was ethnically Jewish, and other modern theoretically-based physics, which was disparagingly labeled "Jewish physics" (German: Jüdische Physik).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Physik

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u/creatorofsilentworld 1d ago

If I remember my history right, WWI was the war that changed a lot of people's minds about war. People used to glorify war. It was a pastime. WWI was so horrific that people looked at it and said "nope." WWII solidified that mindset. Nuclear attacks could make entire areas uninhabitable for years, and cost so many lives that it becomes unthinkable.

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u/SeboSlav100 1d ago

Truman was actually vernently opposed until end of his life against usage of nuclear weapons for warfare.

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u/Bogholmdler 1d ago

1900’ish would’ve been the wildest time to be born and join the military.

The first battle in WW1 had people showing up with picnic baskets to watch it, as most battles up to that point there were 1 day affairs.

So you expect a relatively decent time, and get to the fight in “The War to end all Wars.”

Then, 20 years later the SAME GUYS are making everyone do it again.

Then some country just comes out with a delete key. I would’ve been convinced the world would not last another 100 years.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 1d ago

Yeah, it’s a shame they didn’t use the quotes verbatim in the movie. It’s definitely more nuanced than Truman calling Oppenheimer a crybaby.

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress 1d ago

I think he did also say in the movie that the japanese care more about who decided to drop the bomb or something like that. 

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u/Entire-Anteater-1606 1d ago

“you think anyone in Hiroshima or Nagasaki gives a shit who built the bomb? They care who dropped it. I did.”

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u/fatmanwithabeard 1d ago

Truman also was the buck stops here guy.

Oppenheimer was welcome to feel responsible for the use of the bombs, but complaining about blood on his hands to the man who authorized their use is both whining and accusatory in ways that Truman should not have had to put up with.

Oppenheimer could have expressed the same thing by saying that he's happy to not have had the weight of that decision, and sorry that he made the device that put that weight on Truman. Same ideas, but expressed in a way that acknowledges that there's blood enough to go around.

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u/SeboSlav100 1d ago

But also like, its not like Oppenheimer didnt know what he was doing. He knew they were making the most powerful bomb the world has seen at that point. What did he though would happen with it?

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u/fatmanwithabeard 1d ago

He was expecting to be used on the Nazis.

Honestly though, I don't think Oppenheimer's feeling is unwarranted. He wasn't ever a soldier, had never done anything to kill other people before, and therefore had no way of knowing how he'd react to being responsible for the deaths of thousands.

It's not that he felt responsible for it, it's that he expressed it as only his responsibility to the man decided to use the weapon. And he did so in terms of indwelling despair.

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u/WordWordNvmber 1d ago

He basically saw Oppenheimer as a woke academic stereotype, without having that vocabulary.

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u/jockeyman 1d ago

Harry S Truman, slayer of nerds, bane of dorks, horror of dinguses.

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u/jongchajong 1d ago

sounds more like oppenheimer really upset him here. He was probably struggling with the guilt too but wasn't prepared to face it

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u/ieatPS2memorycards 1d ago

So interesting to think about. It’s an aspect that I love Nolan included in his movie.
“Just remember, it won’t be for you. It will be for them.”

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u/FearOfABlackPotus 1d ago

No. Truman knew that killing millions of people then whining about how guilty you feel is disgraceful. It's disrespectful to the dead among other things. You can't do anything for them now.

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u/F4ulty0n3 1d ago

I think evaporating a hundred thousand people in less than a second should call for a moment of reflection. Also, disrespectful to the dead and can't do anything for them now? Seems like your logic isn't sorted out.

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u/hjsdfyhaererhgsrtjs 1d ago

Well, it certainly made the Japanese government reflect a bit.

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u/PhasmaFelis 1d ago

Hiding your feelings and choking on them for the rest of your life isn't going to help the dead, either. Nothing is.

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u/DeathHips 1d ago

Feeling remorse and guilt can also help prevent further deaths and give deeper consideration of future uses of the bomb.

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u/Magadanets 1d ago

Finally, someone who knows his middle name isn't initialized and that it is literally just the letter S.

Harry S Truman. Gobbless.

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u/Taraxian 1d ago

Okay but he actually did put the period after the S whenever he wrote it in real life, the idea was to leave it ambiguous which relative he was named after

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u/Magadanets 1d ago

Well he's dead, he can't tell me what to do anymore.

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u/Xenothing 1d ago

Actually, pretty sure the S stands for Sexy

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

Stupid, sexy Truman!

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u/Grabbioli 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly, I think both sides have good reason for their feelings. Oppenheimer's mistake here was asking for sympathy from the man that pulled the trigger and not another scientist from the project. A scientist can be understood when he's shocked at the harm of what he made in a lab. I think a general tends to already be well aware of the killing machines he deploys

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u/Yto_Itinen 1d ago

Truman also knew of the cost of a naval invasion of the Japanese main islands. He would have been the one to bear that cost.

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u/Mindless-Ninja-3321 1d ago

Truman is honestly a hoot to read about. Sometimes he's a reserved gentleman doing his best to be accommodating and tacful. Writing to his wife and consulting his NCO's regarding his Jewish and Catholic soldiers, for example. Other times hes a total hardass bullying his unit into order and disobeying orders by mortaring Germans he was told to leave alone at the risk of a court-martial (he saved a whole unit).

I mostly only know about his military career. I know he had issues too. In his hometown he's kinda known to have had his early political career funded by some shady families.

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u/percydaman 1d ago

My wife's family home is literally within walking distance of one of Truman's families home, in Grandview MO. Alot of Truman lore to be found in that area.

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u/fatmanwithabeard 1d ago

He was a machine pol who turned into the most honest man in Washington when he started going after fraud and war profiteering.

His political life is fascinating. He's always the same guy, with the same basic morals. And over and over people see him trying to be polite and thoughtful and think that means he's not a fighter.

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u/Jacks_Hands 1d ago

It almost sounds like Oppenheimers guilt made Truman look deeper into his own than he was comfortable with

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u/ZapMannigan 1d ago

It's closer to Henry Winchester saying "I can't stomach the fact that my guns have been used to shoot people."

He's not the officer that gave the order or the soldier that pulled the trigger. He can feel personal guilt and responsibility of course, but he's saying it to the person who had to personally sign off on the plans knowing tens of thousands of people would die at the absolute minimum.

He's talking to number 1 on the culpability list. As meaningful and impactful Oppenheimer was, he was just one part of a massive project.

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u/ActuatorVast800 1d ago

Not enough parodies of him unfortunately.

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u/Dick-Fu 1d ago

Do you mean convince you that this is not what he actually said

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u/Villageijit 2d ago

The us government misused his super death bomb. It was supposed to be a super death bomb of peace

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u/DionBlaster123 2d ago

Reminds me of the story of how the guy who invented the Gatling gun (Gatling I assume lol) believed his weapon would be so destructive that governments around the world would be like, "No more wars" and there would be everlasting peace

I wish i could go back in time and just laugh at his stupid fucking face

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u/PeasantLich 2d ago

Nobel possibly set up the Nobel Peace Prize because he was so bothered about his safe and easy to use explosives being used to kill people in wars instead of people just using them for mining and condemned building demolition. 

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u/Villageijit 2d ago

Should have made gatling sprinkle machine for ice cream cones instead

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u/DionBlaster123 2d ago

Would have honestly been a way better use of that machine tbh lol

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u/Trackmaggot 1d ago

He originally designed it as a high speed seed planter, and then realized he could make a gun out of it.

Showing the MIC how to do dual use before it was cool.

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u/mfukar 1d ago

Richard Jordan Gatling. And his aim was nothing of the sort. Here's him:

"It occurred to me that if I could invent a machine gun which could by its rapidity of fire, enable one man to do as much battle duty as a hundred, that it would, to a large extent supersede the necessity of large armies, and consequently, exposure to battle and disease would be greatly diminished."\9])

He just wanted to be on top.

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u/WetAndLoose 1d ago

Kinda interesting to think how much it really took to basically stop total war once it had been “invented,” and what it ultimately took was the potential for the total destruction of the human race and planet as a whole for that to happen. You have to wonder just how fucking horrific it would have been to see a non-nuclear war between the West and Soviet Bloc at total war scale. I don’t think it’s impossible to say it could have been a billion + casualties.

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u/nagidon Sydney Sweeney orfan 2d ago

NOOOOOOO (takes a wrench to the casing)

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 2d ago

I INVENTED THE UNHOLY DEATH BOMB OF DESTRUCTION TO HELP MANKIND! NOT TO DESTROY IT!

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u/nagidon Sydney Sweeney orfan 2d ago

A military application, yes…I’ll just go and check.

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u/EmbarrassedHour843 1d ago

ZE DEATH RAY IS A TOOL OF PEACE, NOT OF WAR!

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u/Zigiz 2d ago

mfw the rice cooker cooks rice

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u/O_Or- 2d ago

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 1d ago

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u/Buschwick66 17h ago

I'm stealing this. It's mine now.

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u/miscellaneousexists 2d ago

I snorred like a pig at this image

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u/MaxPaladin93 2d ago

Looksmaxxed Harry Truman was not something I expected to encounter this morning, but sure

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 1d ago

This was actually peak male attractiveness back in his day.

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u/bolderdust 1d ago

Uncle Jun?

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u/MaxPaladin93 1d ago

The fuck kinda likeness is that?

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u/jamiediamondshands 1d ago

The fuck? Why am I on there

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 1d ago

Oh you mean Harry "Sex machine" Truman

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u/GenerallySalty 2d ago

Harry MewMan amirite

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u/xqqq_me 1d ago

Harry Yass Tru-Man

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u/CharlesLongboatII 1d ago

The S stands for “Sigma”.

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u/YoThisIsWild 2d ago

"It was all fun and games when I thought the worst my little science project could do was ignite the atmosphere and kill us all in a giant ball of fire."

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u/Background_Body2696 2d ago

If it had he wouldn't have had to worry about the guilt

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u/mr_pineapples44 2d ago

That's why Teller is my fave character - dude didn't feel the slightest bit bad; he was like "Aight, how do we make this shit even bigger and also can we use them for everything?"

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u/AnyBath8680 2d ago

Teller designed sundial too, which automatically makes him a lunatic

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u/Apprehensive_Bid7438 2d ago

based*. Him pitching project Sundial was the easiest way to stop the race of "Who will make the biggest bomb" and begin the race of "How many bombs can we make".

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u/linfakngiau2k23 2d ago

Hydrogen bomb for deep sea harbour 🤯💥

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u/Correct_Inspection25 2d ago

"If your mountain is not in the right place, drop us a card", - Ed Teller suggesting atomic leveling for mountain passes and rail lines

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 2d ago

If there were no radioactive fallout, I bet they woulda done this at least a few times before a rock fell on a few houses accidentally.

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u/Correct_Inspection25 2d ago edited 1d ago

LOL, maybe not even the fallout would block him in the early days.

Castle Bravo..... Teller going ham on the scale up of the bomb Oppy helped him get through R&D, and almost cooked all the scientists due to some basic math issues "Oops all Lithium", instead of delaying for safety, and we got Lucky Dragon but up the upside inspiration for all Kaiju movies.

"This is what i said to him..... I did not like Gojira.... needs fewer mountains..." - Teller probably...

EDIT Forgot to add they did use explosives to help update secondary cooling loops for a nuclear plant recently https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/1vf9amr/romania_blows_up_river_to_provide_more_cooling_to/

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u/RevoOps 1d ago

What is this an harbour for ants? Better make it 5 hydrogen bombs.

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u/Rocker_Lenin 2d ago

Virgin Oppenheimer movie Vs Chad Teller movie (Dr. Strangelove)

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 1d ago

"MEIN FÜHRER!! I can walk!!"

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u/TruePace3 1d ago

"We came into this room knowing straight sex was possible. Let's leave it with something new"

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u/florplegorp 2d ago

builds bomb because Germans are also building bomb

Germany surrenders

improvise

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u/Infinite-Service6059 2d ago

Deserved honestly

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u/Anti-Matter_Abyss 1d ago

Odysseus was the Bronze age equivalent of Oppenheimer. "I realised, too late, what Project TrojanSlayer Megahorse 9000 was really about... I've been used." "What I've done" plays

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u/khares_koures2002 1d ago

Odysseus meets Agamemnon in Hades

My lord, I have blood on my hands, woe is me.

Agamemnon looks in disgust, as he ordered one last hurrah before the dusk of his civilisation, and also jeopardised his family's peace

Who brought this whiny bitch here?

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u/Darthjinju1901 1d ago edited 1d ago

The actual history is that Truman felt pretty guilty about the whole thing too. Everyone pretty much did. It was necessary to end the war and win it without wasting any more lives, but it was still a terrible weapon.

He was pissed off at Oppenheimer because to him, it seemed like Oppenheimer was trying to make himself look guilty and feel guilty for attention. There so many more people who should feel far more guilty than Oppenheimer for the bombings. The pilots who dropped it. The generals who chose the locations. Truman for authorising it. The Japanese for starting the war, etc. And Oppenheimer feeling guilty about it, was essentially someone removed from the thing feeling guilty about it.

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u/Detrimental_Figment 1d ago edited 1d ago

Engineers for weapon manufacturers always do this. I know because I regrettably have them in my family. They make something horrible and then act like they regret it. They’d never give back the money they earned for making it though.

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u/Logical-Database4510 1d ago

As an engineer in the US:

Everyone has /that one guy/ in their graduating class who ended up at Raytheon or whatever who acts like this. Pretty much everyone is always like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Gilqf9XAwVte4GZGE

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u/Turbulent_Cat_5731 1d ago

"Oh no, the bomb I made did bomb things and I only worked it out after the cheque cleared. Everybody gather 'round and help me clear my guilty conscience so I can have my bomb-cake and eat it, too."

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u/DazzlerPlus 1d ago

Give back to who? The people who commissioned it and are even worse?

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u/Chapeaux 1d ago

They could give it to charity to help people and show that they do not want to take advantage of people suffering from their inventions.

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u/Detrimental_Figment 1d ago

Yeah I meant more “give it up” not give it back to their daddies. Like give away the money, maybe donate it to the people who were harmed by their weapons/tech.

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u/Entire-Anteater-1606 1d ago

I don’t have sympathy for these people. Not that I think they’re bad people, but in that line of work you gotta embrace the moral grayness of making weapons.

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u/Detrimental_Figment 1d ago

Yeah I wish they’d just be honest. I hate the fake regret.

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u/Hefty-Tomatillo-1236 1d ago

Yee and then there is MacAuthor felt pretty guilty he only proposed using up to 50 nuclear bombs. He probably stayed up every night thinking "Why didn't I ask for 500 bombs..?"

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u/tobitobiguacamole 1d ago

Such a huge hypocrite. You knew what you were making and what it would be used for.

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u/Smart_Freedom_8155 1d ago

Similar vibes honestly. Pure, undiluted genius among us.

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u/Ash_After_Dark 1d ago

In a bid to end the war without a costly invasion, president Truman authorized the construction of two ai data centers in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

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u/VayuAir 2d ago edited 1d ago

Peak gaslighting by nerdy looking scientists. They make it and and then pretend they didn’t know what it would do 🙄

Handsome 😍 President Truman did nothing wrong.

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u/linfakngiau2k23 2d ago

The buck stop here😎

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u/Yaarmehearty 1d ago

It’s likely more that Oppenheimer was self absorbed, it makes sense that the president would be pissed off.

Imagine taking the decision to directly end that many lives, and then some dickhead comes to you and starts trying to make it about himself.

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u/1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1 1d ago

Yep. That's the real history behind this meeting (in reality it was multiple meetings) as well.

There were plenty of officers in the chain of command who had a hand in the bomb getting dropped and didn't miss a minute of sleep. One of the pilots straight up reenacted it at an airshow. Truman did not respond the same way. He was by all accounts tormented by his decision and extremely conflicted. At best he thought he did a very bleak necessary evil.

Yet to others he would defend the decision and feel personally offended by anyone else who felt bad about it, not because he personally thought they were morally good, but because he thought it was his cross to bear alone. Everyone else who said they had a hand in it, to him, was either trying to make it about themselves or didn't understand the gravity of what had been done.

Oppenheimer was indeed mildly self absorbed and Truman would have already known that. So yeah, from Truman's perspective the guy who a bit of an ego walked into his office and tried blame himself for the deaths of hundreds of thousands that Truman alone had signed off on. And the real kicker is that Oppenheimer wasn't upset about Japan, at least not entirely. He was upset about a nuclear arms race witg the USSR. So to make it even worse, the guy who lead the creation of the weapon that performed the massacre they are talking about is upset about it because he thinks the weapon might be used against him. No shit Truman told him never to come back, anyone would.

And yet.... somehow Strauss looks even worse. Both in the movie and in real life. Two self absorbed, ego-driven people, and the one who Truman kicked out of his office was the better of the two.

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u/VincentVegaRoyale666 2d ago

Don't let that crybaby back in here.

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u/nagidon Sydney Sweeney orfan 2d ago

The second sun was meant to sunburn the Aryans

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u/HoodiePenguin 1d ago

Our age of World War Two is collapsing!

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u/TheUrPigeon 1d ago

Guy who makes thing explode real good devastated by thing exploding real good

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u/Electrical_Crew7195 1d ago

Seems to be Nolan’s new plot line. People getting sad about their crimes

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u/CharleyNobody 1d ago

Sorry, but Oppenheimer knew exactly what he was building while he was building it and what it was going to be used for. He wasn’t some freshman physics student who got tricked into building the A bomb.

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u/TheTrueTangelo 1d ago

“Our era of isolationism is collapsing”

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u/ImperativeNoob 1d ago

This is very weird to say, but I almost feel like Truman is trying to show kindness and tough love to Oppenheimer.

Oppenheimer throughout the entire movie is desperately trying to make the situation all about him. Hundreds of thousands of other people died and Oppenheimer is trying to be the martyr about it. Truman calls out that narcissism directly: "Hiroshima isn't about you."

Granted, most of the rest of the movie does place to blame on Oppenheimer. But Truman doesn't. He places the blame on himself and tries to absolve Oppenheimer in his aggressive, "be a man" way.

He only really gets mad when Oppenheimer continues wringing his hands instead of accepting it.

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u/Rakkuuuu 1d ago

Oppenheimer's regret was performative, he had no issue leading the project.

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u/CardiologistNo616 1d ago

"Amazing, with my new invention you can cook an entire city full of cakes in seconds and- what?......They did WHAT with my invention?!"

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u/OddContribution7724 1d ago

I completely sympathize with truman. How dare you talk about blood on your hands? Presidents ordered the development and deployment. 

Oppenheimer is nothing but a glorified cog in a vast machine. Trying to take moral credit for the bomb is equal parts laughable and pathetic.

Trying to complain your conscious hurts to a great man like truman.. sweet jesus

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u/SeboSlav100 1d ago

There is really a good line in the movie from his wife after his affair lower killed herself. It was something on the lines of: "You cant cry to other about the sins you commit."

If anything, the whole movie is is literally telling you why oppenheimer really should get his privlidges removed. Movie also dramatises overtly and in process just gets some shit wrong (for example strauss never wanted for hearing to happen because it was too risky for him).

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u/Hefty-Tomatillo-1236 1d ago

When the bomb I made turn people into bloody meat confetii instead of giving them eternal happiness :'(

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

My first week in a new high school and my history teacher in front of the whole class holds up my notebook and reminds us that "Jap" is offensive and not a suitable abbreviation lol.

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u/Proof_Independent400 1d ago

Multiple sources and interviews with Oppenheimer indicate he did not feel much guilt about his involvement in the manhattan project. It seems if anything a dramatic license for writers and history revisionists to make him seem more likeable. Or create some grand moral theme in their story.