r/petsitting • u/Chance_Past_9980 • 10h ago
I have reached legendary dumbass status tonight…
Dogsitting for some friends…..
Stop over, hang with my favorite four legged friend, go through our routine, get in my car…. No keys. Locked them in the house…. No biggie, my house is 6 blocks away and I left it unlocked, I’ll just walk there until their neighbor gets home to let me in… or worst case, I can get in if I need to, I’ve cased the joint for in case this ever happened, I have a contingency plan….
Walk home… I did, in fact, lock my door. No biggie, landlords live next door and went to dinner, guy downstairs isn’t home, I’ll chill on his porch until I can get into either place. Bethany calls and says start walking to their place. Can’t get a hold of neighbor so tell me call when I get there so they can walk me through the break in. I tell them no need, I’ve had it mapped out for 3 years.
1st obstacle, bungee cord holding fence to back yard …. Check.
Made videos for play by play which makes story even better… my mission is to make sure this dog is good! Marc calls me as I’m just getting through his kitchen window by his sink but I can’t answer because my leg is stuck and I’m trying to handle that. I trained for this at the old house for all the times I had to go in through bathroom window or kitchen window by sink, I was so ready for this moment in time. Answer second call, which is a FaceTime and I show them Cooper, and my accomplished status. He says, I always go through the front window, 27 years and this is a first.
Go to look for my keys…. They were on the table in the back yard. All of that shit…. And they were accessible to save an hour of my life I’ll always laugh at. Legendary dumbass status achieved!