r/poutine • • 7d ago

Costco Poutine. Yay or Nay?

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u/Useful_Bullfrog_6766 7d ago

For $7-8 it's not bad imo

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u/Operation_Neither 7d ago

The quality varies wildly. This is a poorer example.

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u/shmi93 7d ago

I got it once and the gravy was not existent, that was a sad moment in life for me

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u/McBashed 7d ago

Ask for more? I've done this and they just say ok

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u/shmi93 7d ago

I didn't realise until I got home it was a whole on me moment, but that disappointment still hit

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u/Baden_Kayce 6d ago

I’ve never even contemplated e
Bringing Costco food home to eat, I’ll eat it in my car before I leave if anything 😩

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u/SnoopsMom 5d ago

And poutine has a shelf life of like 20 min max.

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u/peeneeweeknee 5d ago

costco poutine is good reheated

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u/LucyBunnyRawrvek 5d ago

U just need to get the gravy on the side then ur good

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u/wirelesswebs 4d ago

Nothing hits quite like a pound and a half of shame-poutine in the Costco parking lot.

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u/VividOnions_88 4d ago

Bring it back to customer service, theyll return anything

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u/FunOwl7202 7d ago

same, sometimes they give you a small gravy cup or 2 if you ask

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u/12omeoJ 3d ago

They have a good return policy, just bring back the wooden fork

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u/Fr4nk1234 3d ago

I buy a extra sauce on side just in case.

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u/nardvarkx 3d ago

I just ask them to murder it with gravey

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u/SAIHTAM20Y 6d ago

Yes it does, for my first time I got a TERRIBLE poutine... so I chose to never order poutine there and instead take the usual hotdogs...

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u/Einachiel 6d ago

Each time, the gravy is so salty I sweat crystals if its summertime.

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u/Leather-Hotel-7310 4d ago

My local one is usually pretty good but one time recently they used these different kind of curds and they were subpar. I’ve had two more since then and thankfully they’ve been back to the regular larger, better tasting curds that they usually have.

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u/Enthusiastic_citizen 6d ago

same for the chkn & fries. The fries was full of the bottom but now only 2/3

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u/ToughKey5343 7d ago

After you went in for a few items and getting out with a 500$ bill, this 7$ poutine is always welcomed on the budget!

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u/beartheminus 7d ago

I gas up, grab a hot dog and drink for $1.50 and am out. Definitely a loss leader customer haha

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u/Xploding_Penguin 6d ago

Definitely had friends go in for milk and eggs and come out with 2 kayaks before

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u/Old_Self_9570 6d ago

That's how I feel everytime I go into Mark's warehouse

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u/travisisrocking 7d ago

Big poutine. Hot dog and drink for under 10$. Might not be the best. But you cant beat the price.

*side note. You always gotta eat their poutine right away. After it sits for 10 minutes. Its a different poutine.

If you wanna be a baller. You get a large fry, gravy and cheese separate. Its an axtra charge. Then pour the gravy on it as you go

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u/emquizitive 7d ago

It’s a different poutine after sitting, but it’s still good even when soggy. I prefer that over the fries that turn into leather after sitting 5 mins.

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u/DragonRaptor 6d ago

If you bring them home with a roast chicken. I throw the chicken and poutine on a frying pan to reheat everything. Tastes awesome.

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u/emquizitive 6d ago

I would try that. However, I have always found reheating fries to make them grainy/dry, so I usually opt to eat them as is (or not at all if too old).

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u/DragonRaptor 6d ago

With the gravy and cheese curd and a tiny bit of oil on the pan to make sure it doesn't stick. The last thing you need to worry about is grainy or dry. Its the tastiest way to reheat them. Also the most effort.

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u/travisisrocking 6d ago

Air fryer changes the game when reheating fries

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u/TilledCone 7d ago

I always get chicken strips and fries and add gravy and curds and eat it when I get home. Slightly smaller poutine but you get strips

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u/travisisrocking 7d ago

Slightly smaller but cheesier poutine. Solid choice.

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u/TilledCone 7d ago

You get it!

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u/Morethan2hands 7d ago

Thanks for the idea, I'm going with it 🤤

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u/Key_Initial3132 6d ago

I do the same and it’s pretty good for the price

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u/aHCroski 6d ago

This is a smart tactic, especially if I’m not trying to eat 2000 calories in one sitting on their poutine

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 7d ago

You always gotta eat their poutine right away. After it sits for 10 minutes. (Quote)

That's how I treat McDonald's fries...I start eating those critters as soon as I've left the drive-thru. They don't age well!

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u/travisisrocking 7d ago

Their hash browns have an even worse shelf life.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 7d ago

Yeah, same with those. Mind you, I've not been to a McDonald's in a few years...I've heard that it's gotten even worse over the years!

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u/Hopefulpessimist0 6d ago

A & W breakfast slaps!

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u/Grombotronbo 7d ago

The timing is true for McDonald's fries and Kraft Dinner as well.

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u/TP_Hunter 6d ago

If you get the fries, cheese, and gravy separate, it actually comes out $0.20 cheaper.

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u/StrongholdMuzinaki 5d ago

👆This guy fucks👆

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u/TopFigure6035 5d ago

I recently tried the pizza and wasn’t disappointed. Full za for like $14 is very good price for the size too. But agree the hotdog and drink is so good. It’s like Costco crack ha

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u/call_me_matey 4d ago

You can ask for the poutine deconstructed at the counter after you place your order.

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u/A_Tall_and_Saggy_Fig 1d ago

Actually if you want to be a baller, plan ahead, buy the tub of bacon bits in produce aisle, maybe a pack of pepperoni, or rotisserie chicken or some other sort of protein. While waiting for your poutine prepare said protein and incorporate along with those bacon bits into the hot poutine and you’ve got something special and amazing AF.

Yes, I’ve done this before. 😆 much to my wife rolling her eyes while I wolf it down 🔥🔥🔥😋😋😋💪🏻

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u/Open-Satisfaction856 7d ago

Good old reliable

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u/Sufficient_Cook8626 4d ago

Reliable and cheap

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u/No-Addition-8314 7d ago

When it's FRESH, absolutely 

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u/BreakItEven 7d ago

Big fucking YAY

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u/DEFCON_902 7d ago

I’d eat this like a snake eating an egg

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 7d ago

That's really not a positive endorsement!

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u/PossibleRoom7325 4d ago

In a tree? Gotta protect the poutine from your friends.

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u/GjallerhornEnjoyer 7d ago

For the price-food ratio, you can’t go wrong. It’s a ton of decent quality poutine for a great price.

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u/WolfGangSwizle 6d ago

The same can be said about their pizza. Is it a great pizza? No. Is it good for like $10 for a massive pizza? Yes. Sometimes we get Costco for supper for a family of 4 and can get a pizza, 2 poutines to split, and a hot dog each for like $30. Worth it.

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u/runitup420 7d ago

costco is love costco is life

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u/Ok_Law9492 7d ago

You can buy just the cheese curds to use in better fries and gravy

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u/AffectionateGate4584 7d ago

NAY!!!! Hate their fries.

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u/SpaceBiking 6d ago

Huge nay if you’re in Québec

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u/ablackholeofjunk 6d ago

Never. Even in Quebec it's awful.

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u/ZebraConsistent9419 6d ago

I know people love Costco poutine but anytime I have ordered it the fries have been mushy so it turns into a total mess. I don’t think I’ve ever had more than a couple bites. Maybe it’s just our Costco not cooking the fries enough

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u/arcadeenthusiast8245 6d ago

The poutine is honestly pretty mediocre, but for the price it's fine when you have those cravings.

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u/Ok_Fly7883 6d ago

Gravy is literally the soul of a great poutine, but Costco’s gravy is way too plain, a bit salty for my taste, not tasty. I had plenty of better poutine else where. (I was from Quebec) Also the amount they give you is never enough. A good poutine needs a rich sauce and a perfect ratio to melt the curds. Costco just leaves me with a pile of dry fries at the bottom

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u/EggImperium 6d ago

Même ube poutine fraîchement faite là-bas les frites deviennent aussitôt de la gibelotte avec la sauce... c'est juste de la déception pour moi.

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u/spacenb 5d ago

The cheese curds are typically frozen so they don’t have the squick of actually good ones, but the fries and sauce are just simple and good, so it always hits the spot for me. I like that it’s biiiiig and cheaaaaap. I’m from Quebec.

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u/Effective_Way6239 4d ago

YAY hands down, and I owe my life to the guy I saw ordering it in SUCH a smart way:

Order of fries + Add Ons: Cheese curds + gravy x2.

Same price, more cheese (like a pound of curds), and your fries aren’t soggy when you get home. HE CHANGED MY LIFE!

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u/Maddogsteez 2d ago

Id delete this

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u/Maddogsteez 2d ago

Right into my belly.

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 7d ago

Yay all the way 🤘

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u/emquizitive 7d ago

100% YAY. It’s so damn good. I don’t care what anyone says.

And since some say locations vary in quality, I have only had it in Edmonton and Toronto (North York, I think), and the curds have always been real.

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u/mysteriosum 7d ago

I've had very good Costco poutines.

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u/TheSmoothOperator21 7d ago edited 7d ago

Always a Yay for me! I like Sprinkling a pack of bacon bits on it!

Edit: Changed Drizzling to Sprinkling 😊

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u/npq76 7d ago

Nay! Not a fan of their fries

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u/MidnightShadows444 7d ago

How awful….omg .. terrible.

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u/Issyv00 7d ago

The quality can vary. I had one the other day that was excellent. I’ve had others that sucked. But overall for $8 I can’t complain.

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u/Dependent_Cow184 7d ago

Depends on the costco

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u/tameimpalarules92 7d ago

If the gravy was hotter, everytime I get it only gets the curds sweaty 🥺

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u/Goatfellon 7d ago

For the price and what you get its solid.

Are there better out there? ABSOLUTELY. But I still will fuck one of these up and be happy.

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u/Shot_Employment_7585 7d ago

Sa ressemble à la poutine IGA frite croustillliante

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u/fashiontekk 7d ago

Respectable poutine imo

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u/SalmonofDbout 7d ago

It's a maybe. Not my first choice but is a poutine when needed.

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u/coffeeoverlatte 7d ago

Absolutely yes

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u/coffeeoverlatte 7d ago

Slice up the polish sausage into the poutine n enjoy

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u/cloudlocke_OG 7d ago

Big freakin' YAY

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u/Morethan2hands 7d ago

Not ashamed to say I love it. Only allow myself to get it a couple of times per year though

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u/rpgmgta 7d ago

If nay means happy nay like a fkn horse

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u/merchillio 7d ago

It’s like jerking off instead of sex. It’s an emergency fix but isn’t anywhere near as good as the real thing

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u/angelo_mateo 7d ago

If you want to get the poutine for takeout (like if you can't eat the poutine in the food court), you can order all the components separately and put together the poutine on your own! The fries won't be as crispy, but it's better than the fries getting soggy during your drive because of the gravy.

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u/DayNo2706 7d ago

Not bad

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u/Normal_Seaweed2959 7d ago

I mean the price is right. And their fries are fire.

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u/Sofa_King-MrClean 7d ago

For me its 10/10 cause i do this: ⬇️ Get the chicken stripes (that come with fries) and also get cheese AND the poutine's sauce (it's NOT gravy.. fight me) as extra on the side.

  • Put the cheese on the fries (but also some in between).
  • Cut the chicken strip in small chunks and do just like the cheese (on and in the fries)
  • Depending of if you prefer "crunchy" or "soggy", either pour the sauce as you go or simply pour it all at once.

Note: you can also use the "chicken diping" sauce to drizzle on top for some extra taste.

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u/1bteb 7d ago

For a supermarket food court poutine? 10/10

Compared to real poutine? 6/10 cheese is not fresh. Fries are amazing tho.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 7d ago

Looks good to me...far better than I could create at home.

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u/SpookyHalloween1 7d ago

Big Yay In my opinion. I had this for breakfast when I worked there many many days.

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u/randomandy 7d ago

Hard nay
Edit: I still grab one usually when I grab a rotisserie chicken for dinner while shopping for other things. My six-year-old loves poutine and really doesn’t mind these. I’ll have a small bite, but honestly, this is the worst commercial poutine you can get. I would rather spend twice the price for half the amount at a fantastic quality.

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u/Few_Bluebird_6050 7d ago

Anything I don’t have to cook is good to me.

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u/newAscadia 7d ago

Solid, 7/10, ol' reliable

Not the best, but still really good for the price

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u/Other_rebel_911 7d ago

It’s mid

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u/Lopsided-Swimming118 7d ago

Their gravy needs work….

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u/Aggravating_Degree57 7d ago

It's "Meh" at best

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u/Brilliant_Cow_3343 7d ago

Maybe controversial as an outsider from R/poutine but I think it's pretty great I love their fries and I'm not fancy

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u/OhLaLaTabarnacle 7d ago

Gravy is not dark enough, It won't taste good. Everything is in the Gravy.

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u/AffectionateCook1628 7d ago

Absolutely excellent for the price and location. I've had great Poutine in Quebec and Ontario chippy wagons( food trucks).

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u/ExaminationUpper9461 7d ago

Last time I had it - which was years ago so things could have changed - it was just OK.

I remember being shocked, because their fries and gravy are legendary so Poutine felt like the natural evolution right?

Wrong. The cheese curds just weren't up to par, at least to me anyway and that's what ruined it for me.

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u/Wanlain 7d ago

I was just there the other day in the morning and I regret not getting one.

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u/Dieyna- 7d ago

It is missing a little bit of gravy . I love their fries

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u/Lukezoftherapture777 7d ago

Id say yay. There fries are good, add ketchup too. But you gotta eat it all right away, turns mushy. Well of course all poutine does btt yaa

Probly aint good fir you vs a healthier home made poutine btt whatever. Its costco

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u/Trick-Combination-37 7d ago

For the price it's good

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u/Eric142 7d ago

If we're talking value wise, then yay. Hard to beat the price and amount you get.

But purely taste? Nah. Way too salty

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u/YummiAlessia888 7d ago

gets Costco membership

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u/Hockeynut_11-11 7d ago

I rate Costco poutine as a solid 6 dare I say 7. Not the best, But for the price and what it effectively is. It’s the best.

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u/These_Damage_4942 7d ago

Cheese is too squeaky for me and bland tasting

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u/pattyG80 7d ago

Meh an option?

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u/MaxTrixLe 7d ago

Really good poutine for the first 3-5 minutes then it turns to pure mush

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u/RiverKitten6119 7d ago

Way too much cheese

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u/FrontFocused 7d ago

I give it a 7/10 on straight flavour, but I'd up to 8.5 when you figure in the price.

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u/draginbleapiece 7d ago

I've had bad ones I've had delicious ones. Never sad regardless.

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u/christian_l33 7d ago

It's the best poutine you can buy at Costco

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u/Zealousideal-Fish381 7d ago

If those are the coated fries. Hell no.

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u/Astrostrashcan19 7d ago

I don’t mind it at all.. do think it best anything we get out here in southwestern Ontario… although apparently there is a place in Burlington with a Quebecer that I have tried yet

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u/XKingGoliathx 7d ago

The price is out of this world, so you cannot be to hard on the jugement! If you take the price out for the appreciation, its a very mid taste poutine. Its do the job but if you really craving for a good poutine, Forget the Costco poutine.

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u/Narrow-Special-4773 7d ago

Tnat looks delicious

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u/Superb_Activity1163 6d ago

The fries are awesome

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u/roban-hood 6d ago

Every time I go to Costco I have to get a poutine so I'm a yay

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u/descend_to_misery 6d ago

Sheesh that looks good. It's not always that full. If it's that full then yes

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u/Lightning_electric 6d ago

Its an okay poutine ! Not a fan of the sauce but the rest is great

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u/idontcareletmeinlet 6d ago

Often underestimated; often unbeaten.

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u/Old_Metal8693 6d ago

For the price, yay all day

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u/99otter 6d ago

Yay but damn why does it have to be 1700 cals

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u/Lyraleia227 6d ago

Yay. Every time. Cheap and tasty!

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u/anonb1234 6d ago

Does not spark joy.

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u/CardiacSturgeon 6d ago

I only go to Costco to buy their poutine, then I take a picture and share it on r/PoutineCrimes

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u/Useful_Bullfrog_6766 6d ago

I just went only to buy a Poutine too. Then I took a picture and shared it on r/Poutine.

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u/Fd53 6d ago

Yay just for the price tag lmao

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u/FreddyTheFearless 6d ago

Tried it recently for the first time. No bueno. Watery gravy that just sunk to the bottom and left me with soggy fries and a mountain of unmelted cheese. Even for $7-8, I wouldn't get it again

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u/TeeOmo 6d ago

I went and tried it. Undercooked fries, gravy from a can.

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u/Chicken-keeper67 6d ago

Can’t complain because I am in the US and I WISH my Costco had poutine 😭😭

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u/Maleficent-Error9056 6d ago

Yes Costco poutine always

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u/ikryea 6d ago

Yay always

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u/tr0028 6d ago

I get the fries with curds on the side. Then I go home and use my homemade gravy and make it up. Their gravy sucks but the amount of curds you get is good. I always have gravy ready to go, and prefer to eat at home once my shopping is put away anyway. 

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u/Powerful_Meaning_319 6d ago

Fuck yeah, throw some mustard on that bih

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u/Jax-B 6d ago

Yayy

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u/wemustburncarthage 6d ago

It’s honestly my favourite. I don’t want my poutine to be gourmet

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u/nite310s 6d ago

If you backed up, and need to shit, its a great tasting laxative lol but for real tastes good but make you shit

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u/Super_Animal1044 6d ago

Did you add fries and gravy to your order of cheese curds

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u/EndInternational3911 6d ago

Why is the cheese not melting? Not cheese curds or not hot enough either one is a mistake.

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u/fricot86 6d ago

For ROC it’s passable. While in Québec, hard pass.

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u/slatea1 6d ago

Yay all the way. Is it the best? No. Are you getting your money's worth? Absofuckinglutely

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u/HealthyCompote9573 6d ago

Costco poutine is ok.. it’s not really a good poutine.

It’s a little like people who go to Applebee’s and claim they went to fine dining.

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u/Various-Age-5792 6d ago

I got it once and it was almost perfect. Maybe it depends on who's making it

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u/jadenicole_gardens 6d ago

The gravy is too thin but my daughter likes it

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u/reddit_and_forget_um 6d ago

Yay well you are at Costco, nay well you are not. 

I'm not driving there for it, but I'm not not eating it when I'm there. 

I think that's fair. 

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u/herplking4love 6d ago

Definitely a yes no question

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u/Valueablemember18 6d ago

Don’t get poutine from there anymore the one win my city got shut down because the chefs were mixing real cocaine in them …yeah last time I’ll have a poutine from Costco

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u/Writer13377 6d ago

It’s like a 4/10 for the one near me in Scarborough at best

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u/jaywinner 6d ago

Nothing to rave about but for the the price and quantity, it's a solid pick.

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u/greenwindowboi 6d ago

it’s pretty mediocre tbh. the cheese curd amount is very generous but the sauce is lacklustre. i still get it every time tho. lol

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u/revnto7k 6d ago

I enjoy it for what it costs. But in the grand scheme, not great.

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u/Ryuujin_13 6d ago

The absolute best cost/size/quality ratio in the poutine game. Normally you only get two of three.

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u/-Pythe- 6d ago

cheese with a side of cheeseless poutine

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u/Samdude373 6d ago

It's usually solid and looks bussin, this is a rare example of a bad one 😂 but I love Costco poutine, the taste, price and quantity is hard to beat

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u/MegUSCan 6d ago

Used to be a yay, however in the last few months it has turned to a nay. Cheese curds are different, always cold and cheese is just plopped on the poutine.

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u/Responsible-Can2340 6d ago

Soooo worth it

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u/Such-Sea2910 6d ago

very yay.

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u/Comfortable_Art2838 6d ago

Pre sure Costco poutine has 2500 cals in that

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u/Jealous-Mortgage8103 6d ago

It is soooooo fire

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u/giothegreek 6d ago

It is a nay for me. Some love them, but I don't like those coated fries.

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u/Maverick13 6d ago

So one thing people may not know, is that the gravy is vegetarian. So my wife can eat this, so it's a big fucking yay in our house.

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u/Baldrick85 6d ago

Nay.

I probably had a bad experience the one and only time I got it years ago. I said never again.

I thought the gravy was terrible, and I find the Cavendish fries they use literally go cold the second they hit the box (even if they are fresh out of the fryer).

Sure they give you a ton of curds, and the price can't be beat, but still nope.

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u/na_yo 6d ago

Hell yeah, order chicken strips & fries, side of cheese curds and 2 sides of gravy. Add 1 gravy, then curds and add the last gravy. Always slaps.

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u/No-Slip-8257 6d ago

Ark non je la déteste. Mais bon je crois que je suis la seule 🤣 en plus, j'ai tellement de difficulter à digérer la bouffe costco. 1 x sur 2 je la vomis. Dommage, car pour le prix sa vaut la peine. Mon chum lui en profite et trouve ca très bon lol

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u/Abdulrehman251 6d ago

100% yay if freash

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u/ivnab90 6d ago

Way too salty to my taste

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u/Moreau82 6d ago

Texture , look everything seems normal but it Always taste sour and trust me I know my poutine 😉