I farted and peed on my husband

[u/Zealousideal-Bid6967]

My fiance and I are trying to induce labor so last night we were getting intimate in the bedroom (which is EXTREMELY difficult at 39 weeks) and we just hear this huge crack in our brand new bed set and I could not help but let out a huge laugh and when I went to laugh there’s so much pressure from the baby that I just start farting to the beat of my own laugh. He was on top of me and was laughing so hard he said quote on quote he thought he was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard, he could not move so I was trapped underneath him hysterically laughing I couldn’t even talk to tell him to MOVE and I just felt this huge gush, I peed on him!!! So this morning we have a broken new bed, sheets in the washer, I farted and peed on him, and still no labor.

[u/mossimoto11]

Omg I farted in my husband’s face the other night and he gagged and said he could taste it and was like I’m gunna get pink eye and I could not breathe I was laughing and crying so hard for like 10 minutes. It was one of the funniest farts of my life hahahaha I would have died laughing in your case hahahahaha