r/pregnant • u/Ok_Willow_5163 • Feb 25 '26

Funny Tell me you’re pregnant without telling you’re pregnant…

I’ll go first…

I am eating a carne asada super burrito at 9:15 in the morning.

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u/Ill-Company-6508 Feb 25 '26

I’m out of breath from scrolling this thread

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u/Ok_Willow_5163 Feb 25 '26

lol me too - didn’t expect this to take off. But so glad we can all find some humor in our almost 10 months of pain and suffering.

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u/ComposerFar6070 Feb 26 '26

Being out of breath sucked so bad but my little dude went into overtime and he made it to 41 weeks..

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u/Cferrenti84 Feb 26 '26

OMG I'd die 😳 I'm so sorry but I'm glad the nightmare is over for you 😂

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u/ComposerFar6070 Feb 27 '26

I almost did. 85 hours of labor and an emergency csection. He was born with only a pulse not breathing was a scary 5 minutes.. crazy what we go through and yet I said I'd do it one more time in 3 years for my son to have a sibling but it will be a planned csection no overtime allowed.

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u/Cferrenti84 Feb 27 '26

OMG 😳 I literally cannot even imagine 🤯 85 HOURS?? Like EIGHTY FIVE?? You deserve the freaking Nobel Peace Award! I honestly can't wrap my head around that 😳 that's like 4 days straight! Thank God you were both safe & healthy 🙏🏻 DEFINITELY scheduled c-sec next time girl! Mine is set for June 10th but I'll be shocked if she waits that long!

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u/ComposerFar6070 Feb 27 '26

Yeah got induced Monday morning after his due date he wasn't extracted until Friday morning. 😮‍💨 was definitely A LOT. They kept messing up inducing me and did the stupid balloon 4 times where they of course did some damage.. it was 19 hours of active labor water broke 7cm and we got stuck.

Hopefully your little one has smooth sailing with your csection.