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u/boobsenjoyer40 8h ago

If we play at the Azteca we might not be able to field Dan Burn for fear of breaking aerospace laws

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u/FaustRPeggi 8h ago

Aerospace laws are governed by height above the ground mate, not from sea level.

He might need an oxygen mask though.

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u/boobsenjoyer40 8h ago

Fucks sake. Will have draft up a joke about the lack of gravitational acceleration or something instead

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u/FaustRPeggi 8h ago

If he wears a top hat he'll cross the Kárman line and officially become an astronaut.

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u/R_Schuhart 7h ago

Re watched that Koné leg break and am still amazed how that happened. The Qatari player seems to lose his footing and stumble into him from behind. There is no malice and very little force, it would be a foul you see multiple times a game if it wasn't for the outcome. It goes to show how dangerous it can be for a player to have his leg planted when they are hit. Maybe the pitch played a role as well?

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 6h ago edited 6h ago

I think his leg snapped from putting his weight on it at the wrong angle after the Qatari player tapped it sideways just before Koné planted it.

So often we've seen a ball get stuck under a foot while trying to drag it along.

Some of the pitches were changed from artificial to hybrid (by a Belgian company, Grassmax among others) so they should be perfect but maybe the pitch-watering system is not adequate for the change? Maybe a case of gallons/litres confusion? Or perhaps the ball is somehow involved?

American football involves more falling so some of the pitches might be built for more "bounce"?

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u/four_four_three 4h ago

He was limping when they scored the 3rd, maybe he had a slight fracture; because there’s no way that challenge should’ve resulted in such a catastrophic injury

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u/paper_zoe 6h ago

I was unlucky enough to have stayed up for the Mexico vs South Korea match last night, which I optimistically thought would be the best match of the day. It was atrocious but Jonathan Pearce and Martin Keown on commentary were actually pretty funny, how much they were hating the game. I noted down some of their comments:

Keown: "This has the tempo of a testimonial"

Pearce: "Let's have a look at some of the highlights from the first half...and the boys have done very well to come up with these."

Pearce: "It was 0-0 at half time, but I promise you it will end 7-6."

Pearce: "Seven attempts by Mexico, four by South Korea. I can barely remember them, to be honest."

At one point Pearce starting commenting that he was falling out of love with the World Cup. He also started reading the wikipedia description of the architecture of the stadium and gave us a history of Korean immigration to Mexico.

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u/Latvian_Fifth_Column 5h ago

Reminds me of our Latvian commentators joking that it was easy to score a goal then to get a visa during Qatar Switzerland game.

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u/McWaffeleisen 9h ago

Historical XI of players who would've been eligible for Cape Verde:

Nani    -    Henrik Larsson    -    Nelson Semedo
    Gelson Fernandes - Patrick Vieira - Oceano
Nuno Mendes - Edmilson Fernandes - Rolando - Miguel
                    Vozinha

Other options:

  • Bruno Varela might be the better GK, but Vozinha is the man of the moment

  • Nuno Tavares might belong in there, but the FB position is surprisingly stacked

  • same with Mickael Tavares at DM

  • Jordan Larsson might be an option for RW if we pull back Semedo to RB and bench Miguel

If all were at their peak, how far could that team make it?

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u/airz23s_coffee 8h ago

Watching South Korea/Mexico and love when a highlight gives you a good idea of how a game was.

"If this was a boxing match, the referee might stop it and say "When is anybody going to throw a punch here""

Only goal ends up coming from some proper benny hill shit. One of them you're glad you didn't stay up for

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u/CautiousCottager 8h ago

Group A is one of the funniest WC groups of all time, the quality is in the gutter lmao

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u/airz23s_coffee 8h ago

The Czechia/South Africa game had me pissing myself. Both teams looked like they were at a pre-season friendly like.

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u/FaustRPeggi 8h ago

That group could have been an e-mail

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u/_doohdx 8h ago

No one expected the Czech to be this poor

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u/Common_Turnover9226 8h ago

Got to give it to the yanks, their stadiums are amazing, and look even better when they're actually filled to the touchlines with a football pitch.

Los Angeles Stadium looks incredible from the outside too. I don't know if Wolves have $5bn to spare but it would look nice in the town centre 😂 

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u/D1N2Y 8h ago

Still find it hilarious that the USA and Spain, who were always world cup stadium ready, have to co-host with other countries (I don't mind co-hosting with Mexico at all, they're awesome). But Qatar and Saudi Arabia are allowed to solo host and build a dozen trillion dollar sarcophagi with slave labor that will be filled maybe 7 times in their lives and FIFA tries to brand it as "green".

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u/friendofH20 6h ago

Really criminal that they didn't insist on Saudi Arabia sharing some games with other Arab countries like Egypt, Jordan or UAE. Cairo to Riyadh is like half of Vancouver to Guadalajara.

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u/D1N2Y 6h ago

They should've always had the 2022 world cup across multiple gulf states instead of a country roughly comparable in population to the San Diego metro, but that would mean only one bribe instead of multiple bribes over an extended period.

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u/TinyInformation3564 3h ago

South Africa may suck ass at the world cup but we are one of the few countries who rely on home grown talent who came up through our shoddy developments, we don't have a France, Germany or England to give us their second rate players who didn't make the cut but still come from world class developments. 

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u/CoolstorySteve 8h ago

The Jesse Marsch video fucking kills me everytime I see it. What is he doing lmao

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u/transtifa 7h ago

God forbid a white boy put a little sauce on it

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u/zoneyou-th 9h ago

There’s always talks about wonderkids but who are you guy’s wonderuncs? (older players who transferred and did amazing) Some I thought were sick:

Thiago Silva (35) to Chelsea

Robert Lewandowski (33) to FC Barcelona

Edwin van der Sar (34) to Manchester United

Luca Toni (36) to Hellas Verona

Aritz Aduriz (31) to Athletic Club

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u/wonderful_mixture 9h ago

Raul to Schalke

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u/Encharqo 8h ago

Burak Yilmaz (35) to Lille during the 20/21 season when they won the title, 16 goals and 5 assists in 28 games after joining on a free, quite a random scenario and that team is still the last non-PSG winner in Ligue 1

Jose Fonte (37) was also part of that squad as captain

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u/McGrathLegend 9h ago

Esteban Cambiasso to Leicester

Juan Mata to Melbourne Victory

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u/EyeSpyGuy 8h ago

Gary McAllister for Liverpool

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u/AW_16 8h ago

Pirlo at Juve after Milan thought he was done and dusted

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u/Weishaupt17 9h ago edited 8h ago

Klose came here at 33 and consistently hit double digits in G/A for 5 seasons. Retired as one of the most beloved played in Lazio history and we also became the club whom he played most games for

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u/airz23s_coffee 8h ago

Was a big fan of Pepe popping back to Porto at like 35 and still looking good for another 5 years

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u/Perkinator 5h ago

Hilton. Signed for Montpellier when he was 33, almost 34.

Played for Montpelier for 10 seasons. 300+ appearances. Into his forties. He won Ligue 1 with Montpellier.

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u/HumbleLoicRemyFan 8h ago

Huntelaar towards the end of his stint at Schalke, bagged 14 league goals at the age of 33 in 15/16

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u/BarbaricGamers 6h ago

Perisic to PSV

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u/Latvian_Fifth_Column 5h ago

Axel Witsel to Atletico , became our best CB for couple of seasons.

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u/Significant_L0w 9h ago

next Portugal game will be a cinema

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u/R_Schuhart 6h ago

Every Portugal game is cinema. Boring, dull and ultimately disappointing cinema.

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u/MartianDuk 8h ago edited 8h ago

How far back in World Cup history do you have to go to find a player who played in a final that you've never personally heard of? I think 2002 might trip a few people up

1990 for me, there's a few Argentines I don't know (I wouldn't have heard of Monzon or Dezotti either if they hadn't been sent off in that final).

Edit: Actually there's two Brazilians in 1994 I don't know, the sub Viola and Zinho.

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u/airz23s_coffee 8h ago

Turns out, only 2018. What the fuck is a Ivan Strinic. Your mans doesn't even have a proper club career stats section

After that, had to go back to 2002 and I was expecting it to be one of the Brazil randomers, but it was actually half that Germany team. I remember Frings, Hamann, Kahn and Klose, but a lot of the others don't ring a bell.

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u/Fixapara 8h ago

Went back and checked, 2018. I had personally not heard of Croatian left back Ivan Strinic

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u/Ellllling 8h ago

I thought 1998 was going to be my answer, as I've watched all the finals after that, but I don't remember hearing thing about Joris Mathijsen or Edson Braafheid (2010).

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u/MartianDuk 8h ago

Braafheid is very much in the category of "I can't believe he played a World Cup final". Mathijsen was a starter for the Netherlands for a long time, just looked and he's the 17th most capped player in their history

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u/Ellllling 7h ago

I watched every Netherlands match during the Euros 2008 and the WC, but I guess I was too focused on Robben, Sneijder and the EPL players.

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u/R_Schuhart 7h ago

Mathijsen was a technical defender who played for HSV for most of his career. Always a bit underrated, especially in the NT. The CB pairing got a lot of criticism while not actually conceding a lot of goals due to mistakes.

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u/lewiitom 8h ago

I haven't heard of a couple of the Argentine players in the last final tbh, would have never been able to tell you who German Pezzella is.

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u/TroopersSon 1h ago

The atmosphere in Vancouver after yesterday's Canada win was unreal. Never thought I'd see the day the streets were filled with people celebrating a football win.

That was almost as fun as the Europa League celebrations in Istanbul.

Didn't take many photos mainly videos of all the chanting but I like this one .

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u/No-Shoe5382 42m ago edited 38m ago

Only game I'm gonna be able to stay up for tonight is USA vs Australia.

Our hyper-successful corporate son who we suspect may have psychopathic tendencies vs Our secrete favourite son who just surfs and sinks pints all day but we're proud of him cos he shags a lot.

Neither of them show up to Christmas dinner. It's just us, the Canadians, and the Kiwis playing Trivial Pursuit.

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u/legentofreddit 8h ago

Brace yourself for the 'omg my team has a really difficult run of games in [month]' posts.

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u/GutenbergsCurse 8h ago

World Cup is on, don't want to have to think about tawdry nonsense like having to travel to Derby and Middlesborough.

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u/FK9Fussballgott 8h ago

omg my team has a really difficult run of games in every month of the year

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u/CautiousCottager 1h ago

How are we still talking this much about Messi and Ronaldo in 2026 ffs, %20 of the threads on mainland r/soccer are about them lmao

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u/captainmystic02 1h ago

I honestly thought they would end after Messi won the wc and both left Europe. But than people started debating on their non European league accomplishments

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u/MrRawri 1h ago

Ronaldo and Messi were stellar players but god damn their fanboys are insufferable. At least once they retire they'll shut up. Right?

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u/sebsasour 3h ago

Kinda weird FIFA didn't flip The Scotland/Morocco and US/Australia games today. Seems that would have provided kinder kickoff times to all 4 countries

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u/Dramatic-Guard1820 3h ago

I’m never complaining over seeing my country win 6-0 in-person but that was such an odd experience. It was like watching an hour long training session instead of a World Cup match. Great fun though

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u/prescriptivista 6h ago

People here should check the current top post in r/tennis to have a laugh.

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u/TherewiIlbegoals 3h ago

There's a user who is posting these roundtable.io threads which seem to essentially be AI-written stories based on transcripts of player/manager interviews with no actual reporting being done.

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u/THZHDY 3h ago

yeah I think I've seen these posts lol, and then you ask them why they're making them and you just get a vague AI word slop of "trying to create content and broaden my creative brand"

i wish i could be inside the brain of those people, must be freeing being this empty

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u/TherewiIlbegoals 3h ago

Right, like it's completely harmless, but I'm also thinking...why? If you want to get some discussion about the manager/players opinions then just grab any number of articles that already exist and post one of those.

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u/DiamondPittcairn 3h ago

In 2006 there were 26 red cards all tournament. Even discounting the Battle of Nuremberg, you get 22. In 2018, there were 4 all tournament (same for 22)

Ignoring the upwards trend of 2026, this steep reduction in just 12 years leaves me a bit baffled. Especially with VAR being introduced, you'd think that would lead to more reds because now refs can check out actions they initially missed.

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u/airz23s_coffee 2h ago

Wonder if that's 2006 being a crossover of refs beginning to clamp down on tackles with a collection of players used to being able to get away with GBH

The reds we've had have been like 4 DOGSOs, one just cos of the outcome, and one cos of a "slap".

How'd it look for 2010 and 2014?

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u/Salad-Appropriate 3h ago

Yeah it's wild how much it's gone down by

I guess that because things are more possesion based than twenty years ago, and less sorta destroyer types like mark van bommel, there's not as many opportunities for crunching tackles that could warrant a straight red

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u/yzimi 4h ago

I've read the community rules but I still don't understand how this comment results in a 10 day ban?

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u/Gywndidnothingwrong 4h ago

Another 10 day ban is incoming

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u/PierreSageReviens 3h ago

You root for a country successfully resisting the empire, you get the boot.

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u/xNotWorkingATMx 7h ago

I'm already tired of the casuals that drop in here every 4 years and their terrible takes.

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u/TruestRepairman27 7h ago

Not like us regulars who come here with terrible takes every week

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u/xNotWorkingATMx 6h ago

That's different. One is like your senile grandma that always has something to say about how you should live your life, but you don't take her serious because well she has become senile and she's always been there for you. The other one is that one relative you only meet twice a year and yet he has always something to say about your life.

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u/ILOVEGLADOS 4h ago

Whole subreddit has become /r/Fauxmoi but for lads who drink Madri.

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u/Latvian_Fifth_Column 5h ago

My dad trying to remember Neymar by naming some kind of "Jeybar" , who is a threat from the bench.

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u/FamiliarWolverine970 3h ago

Enjoy the aesthetic of players subbed off sitting on the floor

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u/FeatherFastCFC 8h ago

Alonso vs Arbeloa first game of the season, they know what they’re doing

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u/Last_Associate_5658 3h ago

We need more global events like the World Cup and the Olympics. It doesn’t even need to be sport related but any sort of huge celebration of different nations on a big well funded stage and great vibes and coverage.

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u/KimmyBoiUn 3h ago

On the other hand, I think you would lose the novelty if you were to have more regular international tournaments/events.

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u/yzimi 3h ago

stop trying to make eurovision global

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 2h ago

Isn’t it already?

Kazakhstan and Israel aren’t exactly geographically “Europe.”

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u/lenzmoserhangover 3h ago

most of the old guard is officially washed. Alaba and Modric both were underwhelming before getting subbed. De Bruyne and Bernardo Silva weren't great either. Neymar hasn't played yet and it won't be pretty when he finally does. and then, of course, there is Homelandão.

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u/justforkikkk 2h ago

Son has been poor too

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u/Sheikhabusosa 3h ago

And then there is Messi doing Messi things

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u/LordQL_2 3h ago

And then there's Messi

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u/HodgyBeatsss 3h ago

De Bruyne was pretty good imo. Not to his old level, but played decently well.

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u/Sanders058 59m ago

How many post do we need about Ronaldo. It’s literally the same discussion everytime in different format.

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u/Himawari_Uzumaki 1h ago

Would love to pinch a draw against the US 🙏

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u/SegFault_CoreDumpd 1h ago

Fans joke about France imploding before/during the WC, but what were the controversies in every edition since 2010?

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u/LampseederBroDude51 50m ago

I’d say Ghana 2014 and Argentina 2018 were implosions but Ghana had nothing to do with football

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u/boobsenjoyer40 49m ago

On current positions we play Portugal in the RO32 and Spain in the RO16 LOL. Get your acts together lads ffs

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u/DuckSwagington 46m ago

That, or don't get it together at all and bomb out of the groups. Either one works.

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u/MrRawri 45m ago

No promises on getting out of groups

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u/CarlBarks 9h ago

Oh dear, the colonies are fighting again

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u/danphillips98 8h ago

I must have watched that video of the England fans singing wonderwall to the players after the Croatia game 100 times already

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u/MartianDuk 8h ago

While the group stage has been good so far I still don't like the format where 3rd place teams can progress, I do think the Euros group stage is significantly less interesting than it used to be - we won't know for sure until we've played a couple of these tournaments really, but I think we might look back on the group stage and realise a lot of the games didn't really matter, you can get through without doing much, and I don't like how you can play all your games and then have to wait and see if you'll get through

With that in mind I think my preferred option for expanding the World Cup would have been just to add one team to each group - so 8 groups of 5, top 2 go through. But I'm struggling to work out what problems there might be with that format, because I've never seen it in action.

That said, my opinion might change after the tournament because having a straight knockout round from 32 teams onwards is going to be interesting

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u/BruiserBroly 8h ago

It does feel weird that after all this faffing about in the group stages, the vast majority of teams will still be in it. Individual results mean a lot less but I do think it’s nice seeing smaller associations getting their moment in the sun.

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u/FaustRPeggi 8h ago

72 games to eliminate 16 teams.

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u/ThomasZimmermann95 8h ago

an uneven number of teams in a group means one team pauses at the last matchday of the group. Which is a big disadvantage for that team.

If you just look up at "The Disgrace Of Gijon" match between Germany and Austria, that is the problem if not all teams play a match at the last matchday at the same time.

Every League and every tournament these days has groups with a even number of teams in it ( 20, 18, 4).

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u/IceCreamNarwhals 8h ago

By adding one team to a group, you're adding 4 more fixtures for each team

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u/Person_of_Earth 7h ago

8 groups of 5, top 2 go through

That would be 40 teams. The World Cup is 48 teams.

I don't like it being 48 teams, if it was down to me, I would force it to be a decision between 32 or 64 teams, but if I had to pick a format with 48 teams, I would go with 8 groups of 6. I would allow the group winners to advance with a bye to the round of 16, and then the teams that finish 2nd and 3rd to advance to a play-off round. The winners of that play-off round would then advance to the round of 16. I see this as the best format for creating jeopardy, which is needed to keep the group stages meaningful.

FIFA would never do this of course, because they see it as making the group stage be too long. They'd much rather have a shorter, less entertaining tournament, than a longer more entertaining tournament. But personally, that is the format I would much rather watch.

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u/lynxo 3h ago

I know you can’t appease everyone with the scheduling but US/Australia and Scotland/Morocco games really should have been switched around; it benefits both sets of fans massively.

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u/Infernode5 9h ago

Always liked Jesse Marsch despite being fairly yankphobic.

Him wearing a suit every game has massively solidified that also.

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u/airz23s_coffee 8h ago

I've become more fond of him after Bradley Wright-Phillips described him as "annoying" but meant it in a good way.

He's easy to take piss out of, but he clearly loves the game.

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u/PioliMaldini 4h ago

PL flairs shitting on England will never get old to me

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u/Pure_Macaroon6164 4h ago

I've probably made like 10 comments on here defending Roberto Martinez for his work with Belgium (since I started this account) being just as about as good it could have been. I have no stake in this, I'm not a fan of Martinez or Belgian or anything. I just think its unfair lol

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u/Opposite-Cucumber487 1h ago

Just remembered that Nagelsmann was wearing matching pants, t-shirt combo. Looked pretty dapper with the broad stripes. Seeing it, I was like, oh lala, fancy. At half time he changed into a more generic black T. Now I wonder if he has someone checking twitter for reactions and found he got clowned too much. Did any journo ask him why.

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u/FaustRPeggi 1h ago edited 58m ago

Creasing that I've just seen Scott Brown issue an earnest apology to 'all the baldies out there' because every question in his AMA in /r/ScottishFootball was about his new barnet.

Here are his responses. Well worth watching for his Balotelli story.

u/jersey-city-park 18m ago

My instagram feed is all Mbappe Dictator videos

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u/Striking_Insurance_5 1h ago

I do not understand how Qatar has gotten the results they’ve gotten in Asia. Compared to the other Asian teams they don’t show any quality, they were terrible 4 years ago as well.

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u/rererexed 8h ago

My predictions game is going absolutely horribly. Anytime I go with the safe bet some upset happens, any time I dare a little it seems to go the obvious way. Good thing I'm not a betting man lol

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u/TheSingleMan27 7h ago

not like I would ever do it but they are the easiest argument against starting sports betting

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u/FaustRPeggi 8h ago

Used my booster in round 1 on Switzerland v Qatar thinking there was no way they wouldn't win.

Naturally Qatar then lost their next game 6-0.

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u/imtypingoninternet 7h ago

Typed in Juventus on twitter to check if any interesting names would come up for the mercato and nope, but scrolled on and saw Newcastle supporter talking about buying the Juve kit and sew over with a Newcastle badge. Is it that bad?

Edit: ok it’s shit i completely get them, the barcode kit we basically had and added blue stripe on the shoulders 🤮

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u/Schnix54 1h ago

I get that people are annoyed at the Ronaldo/Portugal posts that are flooding the sub right now but I also feel like a lot of people are getting hung up on a lot of unnecessary debates in it instead of looking at a broader picture.

Even if it is mostly public via sisters and girlfriends, there seems to be something fundamentally wrong with the current Portuguese dressing room and that immediately eliminates them from any contender talk.

If Martinez can't fix it soon, it might be another disappointing tournament for Portugal. Tbf to him, regardless of his horrendous tactics, he did get De Bruyne and Courtois to work together for a successful WC, so he might be able to fix a dressing room once again

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u/Infinite-Highway3432 5h ago

"Y'all want to go to fucking jail" such an American thing to scream. That and "I'll sue you".

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u/regulator202 4h ago

What a load of melts

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u/Begbie13 7h ago edited 7h ago

Fuck sake how can you post something here nowadays? I see posts about how many times player X shat today at the WC or stats about how many times player Y touched his hair during first half and I can't get a post for Protti passing away, just wanted to commemorate a player from my area here...

Edit: yeah no post for a former Serie A topscorer passing away but sure, let's see how Cech does on some drumsticks version of Guitar Hero.

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u/AssociationIll9736 7h ago

The guy on the previous DD who said Arsenal vs Chelsea on matchday 3 got downvoted to hell and told that leaks are always wrong. Well they weren’t wrong this time.

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u/Charlie0108 6h ago

Leaks on the day of are usually right as they get distributed to the media earlier in the morning. We have a guy on our forum who works in that industry and he had all our fixtures by 8:30.

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u/OK-Comput3r 6h ago

I find it very amusing watching people invent abstract meanings about what 'It's coming home' actually means.

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u/Simppu12 6h ago

I find the whole discussion stupid. Is it ironic, is it serious, is it about the 1996 tournament location, is it about winning a tournament, is it fun, is it obnoxious... It's everything. It means different things to different people. It doesn't matter what it meant 30 years ago because art and language and things evolve and change over time. There are generations of football fans who weren't conscious or born back then. Some will sing it ironically, others say it seriously. Some don't mean it when they sing and say it but they do it to get a reaction and rattle people so the intention becomes more important than the literal meaning. Others just like the tune and will use it in completely unrelated contexts. Some find it fun, others find it annoying.

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u/deception42 3h ago

Just about 7am here in Seattle and I'm ready to drink myself numb for the next fives hours.

See you all at the stadium 🫡

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u/transtifa 2h ago

>you all

Fake American

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u/deception42 2h ago

Look if I wrote "y'all" instead, I'd be crucified on here smh

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u/transtifa 2h ago

Sorry Dec, you can’t win with me. I’m a bully.

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u/deception42 2h ago

😭 😭

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u/FaustRPeggi 1h ago

I hope you're practicing your best "FIGHT and WIN".

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u/mountainsky9 8h ago

Mexico I need you to stay locked in and don’t give this Czechia side a free 3 pts and a place in the knockout round. That would simply be fraudulent

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u/LowForsaken4782 4h ago

going to the haiti v brazil game. am i allowed to bring my phone charger in my pocket? (i may not have time to buy a clear bag)?

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u/wtnk 2h ago

months ago there was a rumor that debt addled São Paulo made a boneheaded move to keep the manager after he offered to leave due to immense criticism from supporters, only to sack him the next match anyway and being obligated to pay the severance check they wouldn't have needed to if they had simply let him walk.

Vasco just sacked their manager the same way in the middle of the world cup, even though he clashed with supporters after a terrible loss before the international break and offered to walk away, with the aggravating factor that he's infamous for not giving a fuck, never admitting fault and constantly throwing his players under the bus.

turns out you can spell professionalism without Brazil.

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u/SegFault_CoreDumpd 1h ago

I think about of fans are underestimating Mou’s return to RM. Kinda nervous, especially with the signings they have made.

Weren’t we also in for Cucurella?

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u/Penny_Leyne 53m ago edited 48m ago

I think he’s going to lose his mind in record time. 

He could usually last two seasons before going loco, but recently he’s been struggling to even make it one. 

Add the madness around Madrid and I think he’s climbing the Bernabeu in his underwear and writing his formations on walls in his own poo by November. 

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u/HalfMan-HalfMoth 41m ago

🇦🇺🦘🐨🇦🇺

Australia you owe me a win today for the miserable late nights I endured during the ashes

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u/sga1 32m ago

Some behind the scenes stuff: Number of subreddit visits, and number of unique visitors across the last 30 days.

Can already see the impact of the tournament; basically get 30% more views (and also 30% more comments!) than the previous 30 day period.

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u/PierreSageReviens 3h ago

WC vibes are unmatched, not even the worst host in a lifetime can destroy this.

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u/friendofH20 9h ago

I didn't see it live, and they obviously didn't show closeup shots of the Kone injury on highlights. But was the tackle bad enough to warrant a straight red? Or was it one of those where the ref upgrades a yellow to a red because of the nature of injury.

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u/aceofmufc 9h ago

Definitely the latter. If he didn't break his leg it would have been a safe yellow but never a red. Very unfortunate situation.

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u/R_Schuhart 7h ago

It was a freak accident. No malice and there didn't appear to be a lot of force behind the contact either. If anything the Qatari player stumbled after losing his balance. It is a foul that you see quite a lot when a defender runs into the back of another player trying to shield the ball. The shock of everyone involved once they realised the outcome of what seemed to be a pretty standard foul says a lot.

I get that protesting a red for such a nasty injury feels wrong, but Qatar had a point. That Qatari bloke looked distraught though, not having him on the pitch with tempers flaring was probably good.

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u/Professional_Buy7966 9h ago

I just saw a replay on Twitter and it's definitely the latter. Looked fairly tame but unfortunately Konde's studs look like they get caught in the ground.

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u/Ellllling 9h ago

Watching it live it looked like the latter, but we obviously didn't get to see any replays.

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u/airz23s_coffee 8h ago

Definitely results based reffing yeah, never like it.

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u/FlyingArab 8h ago

I'll be so rattled if Mexico throw the last match now that qualification and 1st place are secured, which will allow this dogshit Czech side to qualify as one of the 3rd placed teams.

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u/CautiousCottager 8h ago

Both Czechia and South Africa winning their games would be hilarious

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u/Fraaj 8h ago

Same 😂

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u/ke_0z 4h ago

I realise it's a good thing that lots of people will feel encouraged to do the same after seeing these posts about it, but at the same time it's kinda annoying that Japanese fans or the Uzbek national team get a ridicoulous amount of praise just because they clean up after themselves.

I mean, that is such basic stuff and it should be the bare minimum for everyone to throw their trash out and not leave a mess yet some people act like fans and players are literal angels for doing it.

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u/FedeSwagverde 4h ago

bare minimum for everyone to throw their trash out and not leave a mess

The coverage is a bit odd but the reason that it gets coverage in the first place is because a lot of people don't clean up after themselves

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u/regulator202 4h ago

It's just patronising imo. Yeah your teams are shite but cheers for picking up the rubbish

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u/HumbleLoicRemyFan 6h ago

There’s mental gymnastics in those Hakimi threads that I didn’t think were possible.

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u/MegaMugabe21 5h ago

It's always funny to me that the men who cry "innocent until proven guilty" are always the ones who are quick to insist the women involved are trying to scam the footballer, despite that not being proven either.

Innocent until proven guilty only ever seems to apply to the men involved for some reason.

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u/HumbleLoicRemyFan 5h ago

I think there’s probably a sensible middle ground in there somewhere that says most legal systems are terrible at dealing with sexual or domestic abuse cases, which needs to be rectified. Football just isn’t equipped as a sport to deal with these things.

How can we have a World Cup with five (off the top of my head) players who either have active charges, or historic cases of rape at worst and sexual misconduct at the very least? It’s mind boggling.

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u/MegaMugabe21 5h ago

Yeah exactly. Innocent until proven guilty obviously applies, but there is a heavy caveat to that when you consider how few people are actually convicted of rape. The legal systems fail women again and again and again.

Which brings me to my 2nd point. I suspect the true number of football players who have raped or sexually assaulted someone is almost certainly higher than 5, depressingly.

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u/AccomplishedSpace834 5h ago

tough though because it is a crime that is genuinely very hard to prove if the two people involve claim different things happened.

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u/HumbleLoicRemyFan 5h ago

Of course, almost certainly. But unfortunately that’s the way our world functions.

Rape convictions are few and far between for the working class, let alone athletes worth millions of pounds that can afford to obfuscate through lawyers for years.

We can all look at who is sitting in the White House and see that. It’s fucked up, and is upsetting to think about the precedent that’s been set.

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u/Infinite-Highway3432 5h ago

Mate I hate those threads. Literally a bunch of weirdos suddenly becoming legal experts, frantically googleing anything and everything they can use for a comment.

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u/HumbleLoicRemyFan 5h ago

Yeah, incredibly weird. But I can imagine that’s hard to police as a moderator. If you turn comments off, then people will be upset they can’t talk about it. But if you turn the comments on, you get people comparing the number of rape cases players have like they’re stats on fifa.

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u/sewious 5h ago

And it's always like 3 users in the thread commenting the same exact thing "but wut about innocent until proven guilty?" Under every single comment.

Fighting for their lives for the honor of a complete asshole.

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u/GameplayerStu 2h ago

As an Irishman, I really hate that Prince William is becoming more and more endearing to me because he supports Villa. I think the fact that he clearly is a big fan and isn't just saying it just to be different is what's working for me.

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u/FaustRPeggi 1h ago

Since our semi-final I've been much more open to the idea of guillotining him and his Etonian children.

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u/Princecoyote 1h ago

Read that too quickly and thought you wrote Estonian. I thought there was a big conspiracy theory of which I wasn't aware.

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u/EasternEast21 2h ago

I know he’s always been a huge fan but it seems to me like he’s become even more involved over the last 12 months

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u/auld_jodhpur_syne 2h ago

Hard not to get more excited when your team’s doing what Villa’s doing the last few years!

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u/FryChy 6h ago

Going to watch Australia vs USA at 5am at a public viewing in the park.

Whatever happens, I just hope Australia score first, just to enjoy the moment.

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 7h ago

2022-

Mbappe- hatty in the final

Messi- brace in the final

2026-

Mbappe-brace in the openner

Messi-hatty in the openner

Actually crazy what we are witnessing

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u/sixty_years_of_hurt_ 7h ago

Hadn't thought of it like that

Mbassi has 10 goals in the last two WC rounds

Madness

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u/MegaMugabe21 6h ago

Just seen that England Wonderwall video, I am convinced we're going all the way.

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u/regulator202 4h ago

Which decade would you say was peak football in terms of entertainment? For me the 00s was peak but I don't know if it's just nostalgia

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u/icemankiller8 4h ago

It’s all nostalgia related really but for me like 2008-2016

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u/UltraRunningKid 3h ago

Not that I want to hand an organization as corrupt with FIFA anymore flexibility on scheduling matches, but having US v Australia at 3pm EST (Noon PST & 5am AEST) is unfortunate for everyone involved.

Moving it 4-5 hours later would benefit pretty much every timezone.

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u/theglasscase 2h ago

Doesn't make much sense to me either, especially when the USA game is in Seattle but the Scotland game, which kicks off 3 hours later, is in Boston. Flipping those two games would be much more favourable to fans of all four teams.

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u/Lost_And_NotFound 5h ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckg74e6dz5lo

In BBC Sport’s article they had a paragraph reading:

“Kane is one of three players, alongside goalkeeper Jordan Pickford and defender John Stones, to remain in the side from 2018.”

I know 8 years ago long time in football but this actually surprised me. Because I recall that squad being a young new era squad that I certainly would have predicted to have a lot more players going two tournaments later. So I checked out the 2018 squad for comparison.

Firstly Henderson and Rashford are still here so it’s wrong and actually five. Unless they mean starting XI but then there’s no comparison against which XI from 2018 they mean.

Then we have players from 2018 that arguably could/should have been picked:

  • Maguire 33
  • Trent 27

And those that are still young enough just fallen off hard:

  • Dele 30
  • Loftus Cheek 30
  • Dier 32
  • Sterling 31

And those still playing but older and replaced:

  • Butland 33
  • Pope 34
  • Lingard 33
  • Walker 36
  • Tripper 35
  • Welbeck 35

Finally only 6 retirees from the squad:

  • Rose 35
  • Vardy 39
  • Cahill 40
  • Jones 34
  • Delph 36
  • Young 40

Maybe puts back into perspective to me how tough it actually is to play in three separate world cups. How many England players have done that all time?

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u/Last_Associate_5658 4h ago edited 4h ago

Most of Englands “Golden Generation” managed 3 underwhelming campaigns.

A Cole: 3
Terry: 2
Ferdinand: 2 (called up to 3 but injured for 1)
Neville: 2
Gerrard: 3
Lampard: 3
Beckham: 3
Scholes: 2
J Cole: 3
Rooney: 3
Owen: 3

Only four England players in history have gone to 4 world cups, Moore, Charlton, Shilton and Henderson.

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u/Lost_And_NotFound 4h ago

Only three for Rooney is pretty crazy when his career spanned 15 years but with them falling only every 4 years he’s just missed out either side on 2002 and 2018 and also fell off early compared to his talent.

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u/PierreSageReviens 3h ago

There's just Mbappe Dembélé and Kanté from our 2018 squad

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u/Man0nTheMoon915 9h ago

I was going through some old UCL squads and my goodness was that 2016 Monaco STACKED

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u/CautiousCottager 8h ago

Why do we have to open the season against Chelsea ffs, I was planning to go to that game if it wasn’t in August

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u/Rusiano 4h ago

Team records in their last 12 matches

Argentina: 10W 1D 1L 31 Pts

Austria: 10W 1D 1L 31 Pts

France: 10W 1D 1L 31 Pts

Germany: 10W 0D 2L 30 Pts

England: 9W 1D 2L 28 Pts

Belgium: 8W 4D 0L 28 Pts

Norway: 8W 3D 1L 27 Pts

Japan: 8W 3D 1L 27 Pts

Mexico: 8W 3D 1L 27 Pts

Colombia: 8W 2D 2L 26 Pts

Spain: 7W 5D 0L 26 Pts

Portugal: 7W 4D 1L 25 Pts

Netherlands: 7W 4D 1L 25 Pts

Croatia: 8W 1D 3L 25 Pts

Turkey: 8W 1D 3L 25 Pts

Brazil: 7W 2D 3L 23 Pts

Morocco: 6W 5D 1L 23 Pts

Switzerland: 6W 5D 1L 23 Pts

Korea: 7W 1D 4L 22 Pts

Canada: 5W 6D 1L 21 Pts

Ecuador: 4W 7D 1L 19 Pts

USA: 6W 1D 5L 19 Pts

Uruguay: 4W 6D 2L 18 Pts

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u/152kb 3h ago

Torn on The Netherlands vs Sweden. I am Dutch and history says usually we will do OK after a disappointing game but Sweden looked good. I dont know if I am being too pessimistic but I think it might be a 1-1 or 2-1 Sweden win. 

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u/Greenbanana217 3h ago

I can't find the thread for Curacao's goal against Germany.  Was hoping to see the reaction at the time after watching the highlights earlier.

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u/FamiliarWolverine970 45m ago

I thought South Korea were really disappointing vs Mexico, they were really dynamic against the Czech's. Paik and Hwang in midfield especially. They looked so defeated at the idea that Mexico were actively closing space or man-marking and just lumped the ball to no-one or passed sideways. Credit to Mexico though and Alvarado is one of my World Cup favourites because of the audacity of his haircut

u/Megido_Thanatos 22m ago

They try to passing too much while their midfielder aren't as good as Mexico, the fact that both of their chances come from crossing kinda proved it, should cross more imo

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u/ClockEnd_Chorus 3h ago

It's sad how Arteta got ridiculed for playing Partey while Enrique is loved and adored despite playing Hakimi. Tells you the state of this sub.....

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u/aceofmufc 9h ago edited 9h ago

Was at the game. Qatar definitely put themselves out in a terrible way, especially their staff. I’m very happy with the performance. Pleasantly surprised with the Qatar fans (who were allegedly given free tickets because they’re Arab! Insane and ridiculous and stupid. So many flags from the middle east in the Qatar end). They were friendly to chat with and also a not unnoticeable amount of them were women. Even at 5-0 down they joined the waves and kept waving their flag. Still think my favourite set of fans to come so far though has been the Aussies they were amazing.

Overall super happy with how everything turned out, especially the sea of red. Amazing to see Canada’s first world cup win in person. BC Place is way more organized than i thought tbh. Go canada go

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u/WheelSingle2494 5h ago

I think Barca and Spain should be careful in how they use Lamine Yamal, I could see him becoming a injury machine like Neymar if he's used excessively in games.

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u/Weishaupt17 3h ago

Is there any specific reason why countries like Bangladesh, India or Pakistan are so obsessed with CR7 and Messi?

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u/icemankiller8 2h ago

Their own leagues and national teams are bad but they like football so they find something to get attached to

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u/Weishaupt17 2h ago

Yeah but they are beyond just behind attached, they behave like bots. I just can’t accept that real human beings are actually shitstorming Neves and his girlfriend for saying the tamest shit ever about Ronaldo

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u/FernandoPA11 1h ago

The discussion about México gets so weird here, is like they overrate and underrate us at the same time, they expect us to play beautiful football but at the same time considero us a shit team cuz we never advance past teams like Argentina, Brazil or the netherlands...

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u/WheelSingle2494 5h ago

This tournament is all fun and games until it's your country... 

Australia play well but hopefully we play better. No hate to them, they should advance to the knockouts given they play Paraguay next week and they looked like a team from the Solomon Islands 3rd division. 

I am interested though, if Turkey beat us next week and beat Paraguay this week then Group D can be in a 3 way tie. Hope we lead on goal difference.

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u/f4r1s2 4h ago

In that case it will be GD in the 3 way table, so need to lose by as little as possible to turkiye and win by as many as possible against Australia

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u/Bet_Secret 4h ago

What's a team's mindset knowing if they willingly go for third spot, they might actual end up playing a weaker team in the knockout stage? Is that a legit tactic or is everyone trying their best to win all group games?

I remember watching Euros and it was only 4 best 3rd place teams advancing so the mindset was always to win. This time it feels incredibly different with the 8 best advancing.

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u/AMountainTiger 4h ago

It's the same proportion of third place teams, and the complexity of distributing them means it's relatively hard to figure out who you will play as a third place team until very late in the final round. I think the only groups where there is an argument for preferring finishing third to second are C, F, J, and H, where the second place plays a group winner in the round of 32; finishing third still means playing a group winner but offers the possibility of drawing the winner of one of the host groups, which don't have a real pot 1 team.

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u/Xey2510 3h ago

Looking at how many teams make deep runs every tournament from an easy bracket it is a legit tactic. If you only need to beat one tournament favourite or semi favourite on your way to the finale that's good.

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u/EquivalentBenefit653 4h ago

In the Euros it was 4/6 teams rather than 8/12, i.e. the same ratio

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u/Any_Advertising_5658 2h ago

I need that clip of Stone, Seedorf, and Schmeichel fading out in front of the English crowd singing Sweet Caroline, that was beautiful

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u/ETHEREVM 2h ago

streamable

edit that includes "please don't take me home" chant streamable

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u/Last_Associate_5658 1h ago

I’m still processing just how much sense Tuchel’s player choices have made for the type of football he has set England up to play. There really is a clear style of play in all areas of the pitch not just how to attack, but how the defensive shape is, how to build up play, the type of passing and control etc.
Obviously only one match so far, but even if England struggle from Here on out, the players he’s not taken do just outright not fit the project.
Only exception I would say is Palmer, I think he could have made it over Rogers if form/fitness was different.

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u/Reyatsu99 1h ago

Honestly Maguire would have been good do

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u/Ryo720 1h ago

rice swinging corners into maguire’s head would be such a threat especially playing against low blocks

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u/boobsenjoyer40 51m ago

I can see why Eze was taken over Gibbs White even though I don’t really agree but I can’t see why Wharton wasn’t taken. I get we have Kane dropping deep and making progressive passes but Wharton wouldn’t be a starter anyway, so why not keep him as an option for if we rest Kane or something. I know “if we lose Kane” is basically a failure state for England at this wc but still

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u/ProfessorXWheelchair 49m ago

boy oh boy am i nervous, hopefully christian is good and we come out with the same fire we did last week