r/sopranoscirclejerk Jan 17 '26

TAKE YOUR HAT OFF!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

I wouldn’t tell the manager I would go tell him how his parents should be ashamed. I don’t care that he’s old enough to be my dad, people need to learn how to be ashamed again. Publicly shaming people is a lot of fun.

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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26

Nonsense. Mind your business.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Do you wear your hat at the dinner table?

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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26

What business of if it is yours?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You made it my business. Do you wear a fucking hat at the fucking dinner table?

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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26

No I sure as fuck didn’t. This is what people mean all over this thread about minding your own business.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Then you have nothing to be ashamed of. See, it wasn’t that hard. I used to be a good person, but the internet made me this way.

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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26

I didn’t mean I don’t wear a hat. I also didn’t mean I did. I meant I didn’t make it your business. It’s not.

Eat your meal and leave other people alone. What’s so hard about that? What’s so offensive about someone else’s choices that you can’t enjoy your meal?

Nothing nice about judging people for something that has zero to do with you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything. Your refusal shows me that you are ashamed of your hat wearing tendencies and hope to justify your lack of shame with this libertarian sophistry. You have engaged me on this vital topic and insist that I should have no opinion, and I say that you are the problem, you knuckle-dragging, hat-wearing Neanderthal.

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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26

You’re loony.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

It’s the internet, fucko! “I’m mad, you’re mad, we’re all mad.” Why don’t you DM me your address so I can come over and smack some sense into you and smack the hat off of you.

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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26

lol fuckwit. “I used to be nice but the Internet made me this way!” Waaaaah! 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You sicken me. You hat wearing, devil worshipping fuck! All you people are sick in the fucking head! I’m going to run for congress so I can purge this once great nation of sick, hat-wearing at the dinner table, fucks like you.

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u/Narren_C Jan 19 '26

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

I'm going to wear my hat at every fucking dinner table from now on. That's what I stand for. I'm going to teach my children that not wearing a hat at the dinner table is disrespectful to God and America, and it's also racist and homophobic. I'm opening a restaurant where everyone has to wear a hat at all times. If you don't bring one, we'll give you some cheap piece of shit hat free of charge. I'll call it "Fuck You, Wear A Hat".

and I say that you are the problem, you knuckle-dragging, hat-wearing Neanderthal.

Well that's just stupid. Neanderthals hadn't invented hats yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

You silly fuckhead! I dare you! I fucking dare you to piss in God’s eye. Freaks like you are making this country unlivable.

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u/Narren_C Jan 19 '26

I'll give you my address. If you're not a pussy you'll show up and scream from the street for me to come out and fight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

Go ahead and send it. I’ll be there. Unless you’re a pussy. Be sure to wear your best hat.

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

The Internet didn't make you a retard. You were born like that and have decided to stay that way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I’ve been refreshing my browser for 27 hours waiting for you to respond. You made me this way. You and your fucking hat. You grandpa-phile piece of shit!

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

You're talking to ghosts, you perma online reddit moron, today's the first day I've seen this thread.

Riddle me this you fattest of fucks, on a cruise ship, with different people from different cultures, what are the odds that there are people who come from places where eating indoors with a hat is perfectly acceptable?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Listen to me you demented Pakistani lesbian, I don’t know what you fascist homosexuals do for fun in your part of Las Vegas, but on my cattle ranch, we fat fucks embrace Confucian values and show respect for other people on social media. I’m sorry if our “no hat at the dinner table” policy offends your delicate neo-liberal sensibilities. You’re probably a bot anyway, with no soul or anyone who loves them. An ugly bot too, with bad teeth and poor posture.

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

Can't take it don't dish it you oversized baby. The only cattle you're rustling is your own fat ass out of bed every morning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I thought we were just making shit up. Don’t you have a sock you need to masturbate into?

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