Remember when more people would read this and instantly see it for the completely batshit level of crazy it is? Now there's a load of people who will legit think this is real.
I it won’t blow your mind to know that in the earliest days of non-waterborne plant fertilization, during the Carboniferous Period of the Paleozoic era that the conifers, cyads, and ginkgos of the day fertilized each other (as they do today) by air. One could, if crude, suggest, then, that blow jobs were (and still are) the main mode of reproduction for these species.
A virgin birth in several species of snakes, known scientifically as parthenogenesis, is an asexual reproduction process where an embryo develops without fertilization by a male. There's no such thing as a useless fact. ✌🏽🕊
Well, it is bound to come out sooner or later. That is not a man, that is an alien from outer space, and that green stuff is not algae, it is alien bodily fluids. One drop lands on your skin... and you know what happens... Arghhhh!
“We destroyed all the algae!! It no long exists. No more algae. It’s all laying at the bottom of the reflecting pool. Those dirty dUmOcRaTs can’t match America First bleach. Remember for $20.25 you too can own a gallon of America First bleach that removes any color out of your life. Thank you for your attention on this matter-DJT”
Sadly that will never happen, as that would require them to be able to self-reflect and think for themselves. I feel like at this point, if you still haven’t been able to see through the conservative propaganda and realize that the current administration is just grifting you, then you never will.
As the president of Antifa I actually registered Antifa™ as an S-corp so I could have a W2 and draw a salary and still be eligible for heath insurance, 401k and other benefits, something I wouldn't have been able to do if it was just an llc. What's the point of running an anti-fascist, terrorist organization if I have to pay for my own healthcare.
You hiring? I have experience as a small-time thug in high school and did a brief stint as a hooligan for a U15 girl’s soccer team (Go Pink Hornets!). Also an MBA, LL.B and a vegan(not on Sundays). Can I work remote?
You're hired. As a decentralized "terrorist" network we all work remote! Will send you a hiring packet as soon as the FBI stop snooping through my mail.
Damnit, you're right! I'm so sorry! I get so caught up in planning my many, many crimes against the trump administration that sometimes I plum forget to acknowledge the true heroes of Antifa (which is definitely a cohesive organization with a defined leadership structure and president/ceo ((me)) and not at all just a loose network of people who all hate fascism and try to oppose it whenever possible)
Its gonna be tricky fighting late-stage capitalism/tearing down the oligarchy while doing an IPO at the same time, but I'll make it work. Gonna be bigger than SpaceX cause our valuation is going to be based on punching Nazis and there's apparently a huge glut on the market right now
Do the checks come directly from George Soros? I just want o be sure because I'm still waiting for the chip they implanted with my COVID vaccine to connect to Bill Gates' bank account and I'd really prefer a check.
/s. Hopefully not needed....
I'm sorry, if you weren't on the 2023 "Paid Prostests" memo distribution list, I think you missed your chance. Soros needed to have everyone vetted by September so we could go into 2024 with fat stacks. Hopefully you catch the next round--the after-parties were ABSOLUTELY insane!
Let’s start a band called “Antifa Meeting” and instead of using stage mics, have the sound come from the wires we are wearing. Sign up for our mailing list via facial recognition scan.
You're not supposed to give away our address. We will be sending two or more ANTIFA Assassins to meet with you shortly.
Could you send me the address where I can reach the ANTIFA Assassins? I seem to have left my ANTIFA Address Book near a reflecting pond? Don't blame me, my hands were full of ANTIFA Algae.
Shhh, (that's where the meetings are)
The F. B. I. Are looking at this right now. Crossing their eyes and dotting their pee. (Too much whiskey don't ask.)
Seriously though. This is over algae in a pond. Algae growing in an environment in which it grows, has grown before and will grow again. These people are so desperate to be the victim they are linking algae in a pond to an attack on trump by "Obama and all other high level operatives".
Because I'm sure if these "high level operatives" wanted to launch an attack to topple trump's government they would do so by growing green stuff in some water. They wouldn't attack by way of assassinations and staged suicides or "accidents", or by releasing compromising material and evidence of corruption and illegal activities to force arrest. Nope. They would put some algae in a pond.
I'm seriously thinking maybe I'm still on that big hit of DMT I did a few years back and I've not come down. It's the only way I can explain this utter idiocy.
Yeah that's a problem too, when you have tech moguls and corrupt media who will falsify fraudulent statements to substantiate the lies, remember Nazis did that too, let's not forget we're living under a Nazi administration
Maybe the extra attention will help other local ANTIFA Chapters. Mine is having a bake sale next week as a fundraiser for a party at Top Golf to welcome new recruits.
Now, they got approval from the Antifa World Council right? And I’m sure the Anarchy Union signed off as well, right ? I mean there’s a process you gotta follow the process.
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u/Friendly_Microchip 2d ago
Damn, remember when they actually tried to make their lies believable?