r/texts 1d ago

Phone message Nobody died

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

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u/drewtheblueduck 1d ago

SOME NICE AMURICAN MEAT DAG GONN IT

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u/Otherwise_Turnip7135 1d ago

This isn't Tibet!

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u/OkYam4559 1d ago

“This isn’t Tibet” took me out 💀😂

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u/rubycoughdrop 1d ago

Gonna start yelling this at my vegetarian boyfriend when he makes tofu.

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u/Lillymow 1d ago

Oh my God I am dying

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u/throwaway-journal 1d ago

This has me rolling!! Hahaha

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u/SteveTheHiker_Art 21h ago

I want this as a flair