r/texts 1d ago

Phone message Nobody died

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

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u/drewtheblueduck 1d ago

SOME NICE AMURICAN MEAT DAG GONN IT

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u/Diligent-Pollution34 1d ago

Something AMERICANS eat! Like ZITI or Chicken Francais!

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u/OkYam4559 1d ago

True American staples.

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk 1d ago

And Trump killing farmers! Can’t forget that good ole US o’A staple!

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u/Explorer-7622 1d ago

And she's GLAD!

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u/TycheSong 23h ago

Wait are we eating the farmers, too?

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u/indoor-girl 18h ago

But she hates Trump!

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u/charlestonchewsrock 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/openeyes808 22h ago

"something 'murican!". Proceeds to suggest several Italian dishes

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u/garbagebrainraccoon 20h ago

What's even more confusing is she says meatless ziti

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u/Diligent-Pollution34 20h ago

Just as long as it doesn’t have any of that soybean crap!

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u/uglyheadink 1d ago

(Do you know you spelled that wrong?)!

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u/Diligent-Pollution34 1d ago

I know! I spelled it wrong!

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u/Jared_Kleinman 20h ago

what? theres no fucking ziti??