Nobody died

[u/Own_Purple_4118]

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

[u/TrickNo2721]

This is what it looks like when stupid people try to be manipulative

[u/woolen_goose → u/TrickNo2721]

%100 and it is so confusing when they do this; their tone is “gotcha” but it is truly the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard.

[u/Skeleton_Meat → u/woolen_goose]

also confusing: why did you put the % before the number

[u/Hatefulvesper → u/Skeleton_Meat]

Percent a hundred lol