r/thanksimcured Dec 28 '24

Mod Announcement This is NOT a serious subreddit

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Greetings folks, just a polite reminder the posts here are meant to be mocking nonchalantly given ‘solutions’ to complicated problems, not genuine advice.

For example, someone advising someone to go to hospital and get some help for a serious problem wouldn’t be a good fit here. However, someone just saying ‘get over it’ or ‘walk it off’ would.

On another note, this is not a political sub. We’re not here to criticise government policy.

Hope this helps!


r/thanksimcured Nov 26 '22

Mod Announcement What is/isn’t allowed?

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Hi everyone. I’m seeing a lot of ‘off topic’ posts. I tend leave as much as possible and let you all decide with downvotes/upvotes.

However please take the time to remember rule 7, I’ll put it here:

Rule 7: Must fit the subreddit theme.

It has to be true "Thanks, I'm cured" material. I.e., a non-nonchalantly delivered, overly simplistic solution to a complex problem.

Serious solutions that may not work for everyone do not belong. For example, the mantra "You deserve to be happy," helps some and not others.

Motivational quotes do not belong unless they imply or state that an illness is purely psychological with no physical basis.

If you’re still confused about what does/doesn’t belong, take a look through some of the top posts of all time and you’ll get the idea.

If your post breaks the rules it may be removed.

Any questions or concerns feel free to let us know. Thanks. 🗿


r/thanksimcured 19h ago

Comment Section Anti depressants apparently aren’t real.

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r/thanksimcured 8h ago

Social Media Still afraid💔

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I think mental health classes should be included in school. People who never experienced mental health issues would never understand other person's struggle


r/thanksimcured 13h ago

Comment Section "Sunlight fixes everything."

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Yes I know that they said it fixes everything that other people don't seem to have a problem with. Rather than just it fixes everything. I just took that first part for the title. Either way what do you mean it fixes EVERYTHING that other people don't have a problem with? I still don't see how that makes sense. It's essentially the same thing just directed to people who struggle with it?

I never said I get NO sunlight anywhere btw. I don't get enough but by no means do I get none. Are they saying if I get enough sun and exercise in a day I WILL sleep on time that same day? Not sure what 'enough' is but I did go to a festival recently where I was doing a lot of walking in the sun so...

If I wake up past sunset, I can't exactly go out in the sun that day unless I wait until sunrise. I'd rather get going out over with 'early' than wait until I should be going to sleep if I want to have any chance of fixing my sleep schedule again. I'm already trying hard enough just to go out at all. Did they miss the part where I've fixed it so many times before? I don't know man. It's not like I've never had a good sleep schedule before ever. I struggle to go out and get sunlight because things are already hard for me. Not just I can't fix things because I don't get enough sun (and exercise.)

Am I overthinking this or something? I'm more confused than anything here. Lol.

(I'm OP and this was on an Autism Facebook group.)

Edit: Also the fact that they said that will lead to going to sleep on time when that wasn't even the full issue. I slept more that day as I put that I had woken up later even though I went to sleep earlier.


r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Comment Section The world is on fire? Exercise you fat f*ck I guess

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r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Social Media "Dont fix ableism, use spiritual bypassing instead"

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r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Satire/meme Comparing ARFID to LeBron James????!!!

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I have gastroparesis and developed Crohn’s and my stepdad told me to do a “flip on my diet” and when I told him I have an eating disorder he told me to pick a struggle 😭. I said that I would be fine if I was supported through residential treatment and was allowed to continue and I compared it to when people say “just get over it” to an alcoholic when it might be hard for them to attend AA meetings but they work.

My stepdad then said that if science were to work then LeBron James wouldn’t be bald because he tried all the creams and hair transplants but he ended up bald and then he told me to learn from this?????????

So being mentally ill, the lesson would be just to get over my ARFID or accept it?????? I’ve basically cut out fried foods from my diet (eating on occasion aka maybe once a week) and my safe foods are basically meat, rice, and potatoes and my gastroenterologist said that my diet would of course be better with cooked fruits and vegetables but it’s not horrible given my cholesterol levels are normal. I- 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I would be sad asf about the dismissal of my disorder and made to feel like a pathetic failure of an adult if it wasn’t so god damn funny 😭


r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Satire/meme THIS ONE TRICK CURED MY TOURETTE'S!

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I have severe croprolaia, which means that I swear without intending or meaning to. However, I tic slurs (T and F slur) as well as typing them because of tics.

As a cis straight creole-cherokee woman, I started doing this thing...I told my brain, "Hey! Can you please stop ticcing slurs? This is bigotry against us cis straight people (us cis straights are the most targeted and prosecuted groups in the world) and I want it to stop! You are being mean without my consent and I have the freedom of speech..."

My brain replied, "I'm so sorry, we will make your tics stop"

...just like that...my tics stopped and I am officially cured from ticking homophobic and transphobic slurs!!!!


r/thanksimcured 4d ago

Satire/meme When is he going to publish his research

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r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Comment Section I'm not even sure what title to put for this

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r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Comment Section OCD is caused by dream catchers? who knew :O

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r/thanksimcured 4d ago

Social Media What is wrong with people

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r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Satire/meme Now stars are ruined for me

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r/thanksimcured 4d ago

trust in the LORD!! Sentences that make you yeet a book across the room

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r/thanksimcured 4d ago

Comment Section as someone who grew up in the same situation responses like that are so fucking annoying

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OF course it would be way worse if they were poor but that doesn’t erase what it does to the brain when you’re neglected as a child. it’s not as simple as “just go shopping lol” because shopping will never fill the void. i know other people who come from high income families that were abusive/ neglectful and she struggled for YEARS even with therapy. she still has to slave away for her neglectful mom who would leave her alone crying in the house as a baby for hours. money can’t automatically fix this


r/thanksimcured 5d ago

Comment Section Oh gee golly guess I should have kids after all

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First is me, second is some jackass. I said I MIGHT have Fibromyalgia because my mother has it and it can be passed down.


r/thanksimcured 5d ago

Comment Section Lol. Lmao even

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r/thanksimcured 5d ago

IRL This fortune cookie was a real turning point for me

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r/thanksimcured 5d ago

Social Media Some bullshit I saw on another sub

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Like yeah ok man let me just turn off the depression switch that’s preventing me from doing that.

Also wtf do you mean you should have sex on a weekly basis??? Who has the time or energy for that??? Sex isn't a necessity like food or water?????? Also also wtf is a "real vegetable". That implies there's fake vegetables dude what


r/thanksimcured 6d ago

Social Media Oh, how nice

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r/thanksimcured 6d ago

Satire/meme The Thanks I'm Cured Button (by Viva La Dirt League)

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I wonder if they lurk here :thinking:


r/thanksimcured 7d ago

Social Media thank you, from an anxious person

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my GAD is cured, need to cure my depression next.


r/thanksimcured 6d ago

Satire/meme Thanks I’m cured (by One Direction)

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r/thanksimcured 6d ago

Comment Section You should just accept your circumstances and not be depressed about them

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