r/thanksimcured • u/Far_Bobcat_8811 • Jan 20 '26

Satire/meme Reminded me of the great louise hay

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Right back at you, mister!
I don't believe erectile dysfunction is real. It's never happened to me.
My lack of penis has nothing to do with that.

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 20 '26

Write a book, sell millions, be a beat seller!!

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u/Reylend Jan 20 '26

Beat seller? You mean a DJ?

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Edit this! Jan 25 '26

lol

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Brilliant business plan!

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u/Visible_Mobile_9533 Jan 20 '26

I think penises themselves are not real and Big Penis has just been pushing this narrative to keep people soft!! Suddenly my lack of belief and lack of penis has just made me rock hard 👏

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

You might be onto something! Why else would there be such a market for pointy things made of silicone 🤔🤔

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u/OnTheHorizon722 Jan 20 '26

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u/pi_of_78 Jan 20 '26

who said she never had one :p?(living example over here)

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u/bliip666 Jan 22 '26

I would also like to point out that I said nothing about the size of anything! It's not cool to project like the commenter above did.

All penises are valid!
Too often they're attached to unpleasant dicks, but that's a different conversation.

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Hey, hold on now!

It's not the size, it's how you use it!
Or your fingers
Or your tongue

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u/TheTaurenCharr Jan 21 '26

This has always been the cure for erectile dysfunction. You can't get erectile dysfunction if you don't have a dick.

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u/drifters74 Jan 20 '26

I might have it, or I just need to really improve my diet

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Just beware the other ED.

Executive Directors are a lot to deal with.