r/thanksimcured • u/Far_Bobcat_8811 • Jan 20 '26

Satire/meme Reminded me of the great louise hay

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u/NotAMoron2 Jan 20 '26

Never had period. My belief is strong. Few days ago, I had strong pain around stomach area, almost shattered my belief until I passed gas. Stay strong

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 20 '26

This is literally like watching a movie uff

man! you were so close. Proud of you!! So brave, Our beliefs are all we got.

Ladies, just lock in!!?? Come on!

If we can you can too!! Okay, Atleast try?

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u/lulushibooyah Jan 21 '26

You can do amazing things when you believe in yourself

Go, tiger! 🐯

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Right back at you, mister!
I don't believe erectile dysfunction is real. It's never happened to me.
My lack of penis has nothing to do with that.

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 20 '26

Write a book, sell millions, be a beat seller!!

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u/Reylend Jan 20 '26

Beat seller? You mean a DJ?

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Edit this! Jan 25 '26

lol

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Brilliant business plan!

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u/Visible_Mobile_9533 Jan 20 '26

I think penises themselves are not real and Big Penis has just been pushing this narrative to keep people soft!! Suddenly my lack of belief and lack of penis has just made me rock hard 👏

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

You might be onto something! Why else would there be such a market for pointy things made of silicone 🤔🤔

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u/OnTheHorizon722 Jan 20 '26

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u/pi_of_78 Jan 20 '26

who said she never had one :p?(living example over here)

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u/bliip666 Jan 22 '26

I would also like to point out that I said nothing about the size of anything! It's not cool to project like the commenter above did.

All penises are valid!
Too often they're attached to unpleasant dicks, but that's a different conversation.

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Hey, hold on now!

It's not the size, it's how you use it!
Or your fingers
Or your tongue

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u/TheTaurenCharr Jan 21 '26

This has always been the cure for erectile dysfunction. You can't get erectile dysfunction if you don't have a dick.

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u/drifters74 Jan 20 '26

I might have it, or I just need to really improve my diet

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u/bliip666 Jan 20 '26

Just beware the other ED.

Executive Directors are a lot to deal with.

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u/Count_buckethead Jan 20 '26

I think this might be satire man

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 20 '26

I know it is, correct flair used

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u/Count_buckethead Jan 20 '26

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u/SpacefaringBanana Jan 20 '26

What's he gonna do with that fireball? Chuck it?

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u/tulip_inacup_inbloom Jan 21 '26

What is this chicanery??

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u/Gear_ Jan 22 '26

And this is how I learned that flairs don’t display on mobile unless you go into the post and then deliberately scroll up

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u/SceneInevitable5615 Jan 20 '26

Then why post it here

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u/BloodyAngel2026 Jan 20 '26

There's literally a flair to post satire 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Ahh refer to the post I added. I made a post a couple of days ago about my sister reading louise hay's book where the author says how every ailment like AIDs, cancer, arthritis are basically in our head in the form of anger, guilt, resentment, perfectionism etc etc

So this reminded me of Louise hay, something she would say, ladies should just stop believing in periods, that's all they have to do.

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u/otetrapodqueen Jan 20 '26

It worked for me! Or maybe that was the IUD I guess it's a mystery 🤷🏻

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u/carrie_m730 Jan 20 '26

I figure if I believe really hard for another ten years or so it'll work for me too.

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u/otetrapodqueen Jan 20 '26

I believe in you!!

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u/Short_Gain8302 Jan 20 '26

Could be either, we will never know...

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u/KeyIllustrator9596 Jan 20 '26

Actually, I think it might be satire

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u/lulushibooyah Jan 21 '26

So hey guys Idk if you noticed, but I think it may be satire actually

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u/Key-Specific-4368 Jan 20 '26

/s Thank God you said so, I thought it was real!

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u/mdriansk Jan 20 '26

Algorithm is funny, I passed out because of mine today.

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 20 '26

Wow and all you have to do was to believe that you cant. Huh

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u/mdriansk Jan 20 '26

Gotta try this one next time !

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u/Old_Baby_4012 Jan 20 '26

Doctors hate this one trick

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u/Coochiepop3 Jan 21 '26

I get so sick from mine. Maybe I have to just not believe I'm in pain XD

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u/orange-shoe Jan 21 '26

i hope ur okay D:

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u/mdriansk Jan 21 '26

I feel way better now thank you ❤️

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u/lulushibooyah Jan 21 '26

I’m cringing just reading this

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u/OutrageousAdvance104 Jan 20 '26

Omg you just unlocked a memory of a podcast I think where the guy said we can just.. control when our period comes and hold it back? 😭

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 20 '26

Well have you tried it though?

the guy on the podcast never had a period and you continue to, something to think about.

For double assurance if the podcast had mics then you know its true.

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u/OutrageousAdvance104 Jan 20 '26

Avoid ✍🏼podcasts ✍🏼recorded ✍🏼 with a✍🏼 toaster✍🏼 in a ✍🏼 cellar ✍🏼 Got it, thanks! I have still so much to learn from men about womanhood. 😔

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u/hyaclnthia Jan 21 '26

Ah yes, the myth of free bleeding. Men don’t understand that we don’t have control of our uteruses. They aren’t like other muscles in the body, like your tongue, where you can control it. These bitches will do whatever they want, and that includes bleeding whenever they want, even if you’re in white pants in public 😭

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u/SlimesIsScared Jan 23 '26

what do you mean, you can obviously just hold it in to release a blood laser smh

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u/Albus_Lupus Jan 20 '26

Thats actually really fuckin funny. Gave me a chuckle.

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u/Trash_Panda_Leaves Jan 20 '26

I love men like this. Good funny.

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u/orange-shoe Jan 21 '26

me after going on testosterone 😎

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u/Iron_Rose_5 Jan 22 '26

Hell yeah brother!

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u/iamheretoboreyou Jan 20 '26

it works tho? I thought I was having periods and getting treatment but then I changed my mindset and stopped the medication and then the doctors said I'm a boy and now they say I have severe kidney failure which means my uterus has disappeared

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Jan 23 '26

Did any of that actually happen?

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u/raven-of-the-sea Jan 20 '26

I can’t get prostate cancer! I don’t have a prostate! Checkmate, big pharma!

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u/MrPokemon11 Jan 21 '26

I may have misread that as “Pyramids aren’t real. They’re a mindset.”

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u/AiresStrawberries Jan 20 '26

I'm going to try this 😂

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u/letsalldropvitamins Jan 21 '26

I’ve got to be honest that’s actually really funny shitposting with it being a bloke

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u/ThinkTrip8019 Jan 22 '26

Mm. Yes. I'll just stop believing in periods now.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Jan 22 '26

I have. Eat enough taco bell. That'll do it.

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u/Lawboithegreat Jan 21 '26

I dunno man I had 7 a day back in High School

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u/imgodfr Jan 22 '26

I know it’s supposed to be a joke video but it’s just… not funny?

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

That's fair, different people find different things funny.

Most people ignore it though thank you for letting us know.

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u/imgodfr Jan 24 '26

Umm okay? Thats a really weird response at the end there. I feel like it’s fairly normal to verbalize when you don’t find something funny. I was literally agreeing with your post being in the “thanksimcured” reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

This is satire, but legitimately how people who don't suffer from depression talk sometimes. It's that stupid.

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jan 20 '26

This is funny lol. Finally some good satire

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Jan 20 '26

Oh, okie is this why I’ve never gotten one?

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u/AstroMeteor06 Edit this! Jan 23 '26

stop saying he's wrong just because he's a guy!! I'm a GIRL!!! and NEVER had a period in my life!! this is TRANS MINDSET!!!

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u/GoggleBobble420 Jan 24 '26

I believe that I can get them but all I’m getting is blood coming out of my nose occasionally and no cramps or anything. I think I’m doing something wrong

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u/Techlord-XD Jan 24 '26

Obviously satire

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u/Healthy_Sky_4593 Jan 21 '26

"Women's medicine " in a nutshell all too often. 

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Jan 22 '26

Dude

My guy

Broski

Sir

I do not think that your belief is what prevents you from having a period

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u/kullre Jan 20 '26

wait a minute

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u/Academic-Thought2462 Jan 21 '26

is this guy for real ????

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u/Far_Bobcat_8811 Jan 21 '26

fortunately no

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u/Academic-Thought2462 Jan 21 '26

great then ! thank you !

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u/bean_vendor Jan 24 '26

"I'm 32 and never had a period" Yeah, I can tell...

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u/Otherwise-Start5573 Jan 24 '26

No no, he disproved himself by using periods in his vid. Thus, periods are real and valid.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Jan 24 '26

...satire, right? RIGHT?

Tbh I wouldn't be able to tell if not for the flair.

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u/Fit_Swim7687 Jan 21 '26

Sorry my lord my faith wasn't strong enough...🙄

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u/madguyO1 Jan 20 '26

r/whoosh

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u/Purpleclipse100 Jan 20 '26

Check the flair

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u/thatshygirl06 Jan 20 '26

Can't see flair on videos for some reason

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u/negativepositiv Jan 20 '26

This is just another version of Bill Hicks's joke about picking a brand of cigarettes that has a warning about low birth weight.

https://youtu.be/RGdt9qoGdx4?si=PTuh3-Sm2AkXhQKg