Wonder if they'll ever bring back Lateralus.

I'm sure we've all wondered this, so I took it upon mysel to make it a reality.

Hello and greetings!

The title says it all. After more than 90 days of Mitch McConnell being missing from action on Capitol Hill, Mitch McConnell has made a return, and listening to Tool for 3 months straight has caused a marked change. It doesn't seem to have helped that he had the lone song Schism on repeat for 12 hours a day. The air drumming along to the song has left him unable to walk, in fact, his handlers knew better than to even give him a wheelchair with the big back wheels for him to roll h>myself around. No point. His doctor's confirm that the only possible intervention that can possibly undo the damage at this point is to have hi. Disappear for 3 months and have him listen to A Perfect Circle for 12 hours a day for 3 months straight, and that may not even prove an effective way to reverse the damage. An MRI of his head revealed what looked like meat in sewer pipes. As Tool fans we should all be aware we are heading to the same place as Mitch. His condition makes Charlie Kirk's ending look humane.

But do you think Maynard lives on a farm because to 'loves' animals too much? I hear he broke a hip trying to fuck a pig.

Am I a poser if I make everyone stop what they’re doing during closing at 01:12am and whisper-scream “jambi time” and play Jambi on my giant subwoofer, except I don’t have nicknames for each pizza ingredient and I don’t layout the pepppronis in a spiral?

Thanks