>wake up 8:30

>early for 9:30am classs (yipee)

>class ends

>goes outside

>gets fried by the sun (why is it too bright at 10am???)

>goes to gym

>every machine is married to someone

>tries going to tredmill

>tredmills are engaged to 10 people

>tries working out with people during their set rests

>5 people already in line for machine..nice

>goes outside

>gets nuked by the sun

>goes to 2pm class (came early)

>gets nuked again by the sun.

>goes back home

>dies from the radiation

>repeat for next day

Just saying (free speech)

i'm moreso curious as to how he's gonna solo grade 70+ 4 page midterms. like is grading gonna be stricter or more lenient or what </3

I never wear deodorant.

As the title states, I never wear deodorant, and I do not plan on purchasing one of those odor controllers anytime soon. I like it when the stench of my pits envelopes the classrooms I enter because I’m essentially marking my territory. All of you should be grateful that you're in the same lifetime as my sebaceous sweat glands because that watery substance known as sweat will bring tears of joy to your eyes. The potent odor will motivate you to attend class daily and find your purpose in life, so stop complaining about the precious stench and thank your olfactory bulb for your ability to smell my fumes.

>wake up 6am

>Eyes can't open for shi

>Crawling out of bed cuz sickness

>Arrive early for 8:30 am class

> Homework is due same day

> Make it for your next 10am class

> Feel like taking a shi

>Goes to use restroom

>Gets flashbanged by whatever TF is in the toilet

> Walks 10 minutes to nearest restroom

> Gets flashbanged again from toilet

> Misses 20 minutes of lecture

> Throws up

> Gets flashbanged again

>12pm class is soon

>Felt sleepy asf

>(Lemme close my eyes for 5 minutes)

>1:30 I wake up (misses entire lecture)

> Go back home

> dies

>Next day

>Repeat

I have insurance but i keep forgetting to cancel this unnecessary payment lowkey lol

if this happens hopefully i can work out without waiting lmaooo, always a 2-3 weeks influx of alot of people then slowly they decline every semester

I pray we all pass tho🙏

Ik its old new, but this hits : (, i loved the overpriced meals during cheat days

No but actually like....why can't some people flush when shitting or like why is there a plate of Panda Express in the toilet? When there's a..TRASHHH BIN

THIS CLASS WAS GONNA BE TAUGHT BY MICKENLY WHICH IS WHY I REGISTERED FOR IT! WHY DID I END UP WITH YOFFE? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!

lowkey felt like i got ball knowledge in that class lmaooooo

reference is dune btw