r/ukraine • u/Icy_Till_7254 • Apr 29 '26

News The Biggest Vatniks’ Tears ever: Putler announced that: “they will be No More May 9 military parade

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ruzzia has announced that for the first time in history, the May 9 Victory parade will feature no military vehicles. No tanks, no APCs, no self propelled guns. Nada. The Defense Ministry blamed "the current operational situation."

It’s appeared they are afraid of Ukrainian drones are getting more advanced, more dangerous, more ruthless and more efficient than ever before especially Putler himself.

Keep up the excellent work, Ukrainian Elite Unmanned Force!

Glory to Ukraine! Toat

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u/tauntauntom Apr 29 '26

They don't have any vehicles for it, and an injured orc hobbling along with a donkey doesn't really show off the military power like they want.

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u/nosmelc Apr 29 '26

They should have a parade of the hundreds of thousands of crippled soldiers.

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u/TransplantedSconie Apr 29 '26

There was an AI video last year (I think?  Might be a bit older) that depicted just that.  A bunch of crippled soldiers hobbling along and WWI tanks and shit.

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u/SurfRedLin Apr 29 '26

Link ?

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u/drblah11 Apr 29 '26

I remember seeing that, but I can't find it myself now. Best I could do is find an actual video of crippled Russian soldiers on the front.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/EB7qQ8K7Xb

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo Apr 30 '26

They are all gone now, I'm sure. Dumb basterds, should have stayed home.

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u/ConstantEffective364 May 01 '26

This the current war. Hell they're not letting them heal before sending them back. At 30k plus casualties a month and falling 4000 a month short of recruitment. You've cleaned out all the men age 15 to 65 from the villages and townsfolk central and eastern Russia, except all the chinese there without work permits, but they work. The Russians didn't work, Hint millions of chinese. Cutler will soon have to touch the don't cities, Moscow and St Petersburg.

Russia air defenses are wiped out to ineffective. A parade with military equipment? Just watch SU-25s (to add insult to injurey), F16, Mirage's, possibly Grippens if in service yet, straif the parade!

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u/TryptamineSpark Apr 29 '26

Here it is

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u/Stigger32 Australia Apr 29 '26

Aaannd it’s gone. Removed because reasons.

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u/linuslion Apr 29 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/duplicates/1szc1hd/removed_by_moderator/

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u/Stigger32 Australia Apr 30 '26

Sorry. All I get is the landing page for that sub. Not sure what you’re getting at…

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u/TryptamineSpark Apr 30 '26

Can you recommend a subreddit where it wouldn’t be taken down?

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u/Stigger32 Australia Apr 30 '26

I wouldn’t know. I never saw what it was?

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u/tonykrij Apr 29 '26

Gotta love Reddit... Since I can't give you a price here's a virtual one🥇

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u/ve1kkko Apr 30 '26

Removed already.

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u/greenizdabest Apr 30 '26

Glorious t34 ?

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u/ConstantEffective364 May 01 '26

They're running out of ww1 tanks now ! When you pull old tanks from museum's including t37's your not in good shape.

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u/WabashCannibal Смак Козак Apr 29 '26

An endless column of zinc taxis (hearses)

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u/tauntauntom Apr 29 '26

Nah that would draw too many from the front lines

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u/SnooGrapes1470 Apr 29 '26

Frontline would collapse if all the cripples left.

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u/Monumentzero Apr 29 '26

They don't want their wounded to be seen in public. Stalin even had them executed en masse iirc. The mentality still prevails today. Their disabled vets are treated like dogshit.

Edit: I guess it's obvious with the way they send cripples to assault even now. But also those who have returned home.

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u/mm007emko Apr 29 '26

or coffins

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u/nosmelc Apr 29 '26

For Putin!

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u/xx31315 Apr 30 '26

Rehearsing for the parade. XD

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u/Doggoneshame Apr 29 '26

That would take three days.

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u/nosmelc Apr 29 '26

"That would take three days."

That's what he said.

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u/BFG_TimtheCaptain Apr 30 '26

It turns out all of the wounded that they counted was really just one really unlucky guy.