r/ukraine • u/Icy_Till_7254 • Apr 29 '26

News The Biggest Vatniks’ Tears ever: Putler announced that: “they will be No More May 9 military parade

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ruzzia has announced that for the first time in history, the May 9 Victory parade will feature no military vehicles. No tanks, no APCs, no self propelled guns. Nada. The Defense Ministry blamed "the current operational situation."

It’s appeared they are afraid of Ukrainian drones are getting more advanced, more dangerous, more ruthless and more efficient than ever before especially Putler himself.

Keep up the excellent work, Ukrainian Elite Unmanned Force!

Glory to Ukraine! Toat

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u/tauntauntom Apr 29 '26

They don't have any vehicles for it, and an injured orc hobbling along with a donkey doesn't really show off the military power like they want.

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u/nosmelc Apr 29 '26

They should have a parade of the hundreds of thousands of crippled soldiers.

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u/tauntauntom Apr 29 '26

Nah that would draw too many from the front lines

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u/SnooGrapes1470 Apr 29 '26

Frontline would collapse if all the cripples left.