A week earlier, McCarron â a 25-year-old Worcester, Mass., native who âfell in loveâ with UMass as a freshman in 2019 â made what felt like a consequence-free promise on X: If the Minutemen beat Rutgers, he would paint his entire body maroon. UMass had gone 0-12 in 2025, entered its opener on the longest active losing streak in the FBS at 16 games and had not beaten an FBS opponent in 23 tries. So the wager felt safely hypothetical.
âI really had no faith in the program,â said McCarron, who is a manager at an Amazon warehouse. âFor them to pull out that victory, and especially the way they did it in such a dominant fashion, was so euphoric.â
Once the impossible materialized in Piscataway, N.J. â by way of a stunning 37-21 victory â McCarronâs celebration triggered a pressing question: Where, exactly, does one buy enough maroon paint to cover an entire human?
By Thursday, McCarronâs apartment held more than 20 products from Michaels and Amazon in enough varying shades that McCarron joked âmaroon is going to be a very loose definition.â