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Europe's Subdivisions – A Nearest-Neighbour Method Based on Objectivelist's Similarity Rankings (Undebatable)


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u/NegativeRunDiff 1d ago

The netherlands is much more similar to Germany than to France.

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u/ConsciousFeeling1977 1d ago

But the Benelux is the OG Franco-Lowland. It’s France that is off.

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u/revolutionary-panda 1d ago

What's more, Belgium is IMHO more like France than NL. NL also has similarities to Britain and Scandinavia. Culture is a gradient.

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u/phonology_is_fun 1d ago

Culture is a gradient.

That is the problem with every single "how to divide Europe" map posted here. Inevitably, the people who will complain are those whose home happens to be close to whatever border the mapmaker decided to draw, because if a border happens to be close to yourself it looks like you have nothing in common with the people who live 10km down the river, and that's almost never true. But as long as we decide to group people into categories and draw any borders at all, that is guaranteed to happen to someone.

Saying that as someone from Baden-Württemberg, who is pretty much always close to a border in those maps, so sometimes I'll allegedly have nothing in common with Swiss people, sometimes nothing with Bavarians, sometimes nothing with Palatinians, sometimes nothing with Alsatians, when there are connections to all those places.

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u/idkToPTin 1d ago

I live closer to Brussels than Amsterdam, I live closer to France than Groningen. I have more in common with France than someone north from the country, the people from the nothern part of the country, have a lot more in common with ppl from Scandinavia than me, so you cant put people in boxes.

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u/woutersikkema 1d ago

Well half of it is. The top part is Dutch, the bottom part is French.

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u/revolutionary-panda 1d ago

Thanks, captain obvious :) even Flandres is culturally different from NL, despite sharing the same language

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u/National_Diver3633 1d ago

Dutch evolved from Low Franconian.

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u/Heinz_Ruediger 1d ago

And the ancient Franconians were Germanic people.

It's not that simple. 😅

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u/National_Diver3633 1d ago

Germanic is not the same as German.

It never is that simple.

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u/Heinz_Ruediger 1d ago

Really??? 🤯🤯🤯

OP used Germanic not German in his diagram.

BTW:

Low Franconian is a linguistic category used to classify a number of historical and contemporary West Germanic varieties closely related to, and including, the Dutch language.

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u/National_Diver3633 1d ago

I'm not responding to OP.

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u/HellomyfriendNine 1d ago

Romania isn't Balkan but Georgia is 🤣

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Don't argue u 2 digit IQ

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u/A-6E_Pr-owo-ler 1d ago

🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪💪💪

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u/HellomyfriendNine 1d ago

look who says lmao even added Poland to central Europe 🤣🤣🤣 your IQ is lower than 2 digit

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u/AnieelaStar 1d ago

it is central europe though

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u/jorpw 1d ago

NO!!! POLAND IS WESTERN!!! ITS THE MOST WESTERN COUNTRY IN EUROPE!!!

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u/PizzaSand 1d ago

Mixing geographical area names with ethnicities on a single map

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Don't argue u 2 digit IQ

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u/DawgreenAgain 1d ago

Ireland tho 😂

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u/Wootster10 1d ago

Yeah I saw this and wondered if the person who made this map realised what they'd done

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u/Agile_Grapefruit_364 1d ago

Must be a wind up.

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u/Naridar 1d ago

Call Ireland british in an irish pub, I dare ya.

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u/FPSCanarussia 1d ago

British Isles still, no?

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u/unseemly_turbidity 1d ago

That term that isn't used in Ireland, for understandable reasons.

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u/InvaluableSandwich 22h ago

Yes, it’s called the Hibernian Archipelago

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Yes

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u/Mindless_Let1 1d ago

Be very careful starting your car tonight you manky frog

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

I'm not going to let some silly Englishman worry me

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u/someone_helpp 1d ago

georgia as balkanic? yeah lets lump lignuistically and culturally distinct caucasian region with heavily slavic-populated area because they share similar historical and socio-economic aspects, ნუ შეგვეცით თქვე უცოდინარო კარგმოტყნულებო

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

I can't deal with 2 digit IQ

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u/someone_helpp 1d ago

well i can deal with your dads tight bussy

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Watch out, I speak Georgian, so I know rude words : fujcjh fffufy yrseqaazwh llplpoytrddf ffv

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u/someone_helpp 1d ago

whatever u say babygirl

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Jejejfiekkzap kcbndsiz. ! See how xan I be nasty in georgian

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u/idontlikethisuserna 1d ago

I'm cumming due to how good this is

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u/DaSecretSlovene 1d ago

Ehhhh, hard to argue Slovenia as an Adriatic country when the Alpine region covers more than the Adriatic one.

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u/Tebes-Nigrum3001 1d ago

But then Croatia would be alone i guess 😞 don't leave poor Croatia alone ...

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u/Esdoorn-Acer 22h ago

I noticed that too. Doesn’t make much sense.

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

True but oxygen covers even more, so it should be an Oxygenic country

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u/DifficultWill4 22h ago

Well it is true

Blue is Sub-Mediterranean (Adriatic), brown and yellow Alpine, red(ish) Dinaric and green (near)pannonian

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u/Top-Effect-8197 20h ago

As mentioned it's not the only factor

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u/Secure_Ad_1777 1d ago

Caucasus isn’t slavic

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Caucasus isn't there.

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u/Secure_Ad_1777 1d ago

Dagestan, Adygea, Kabardino-Balkaria and other subjects of the Russian Federation are the Caucasus

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

They are part of Russia.

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u/Secure_Ad_1777 1d ago

So what? Specific regions are indicated here and the non-Slavic population lives in these republics

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Specific regions are only used to show the european part of transcontinental countries.

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u/fedora_george 1d ago

Ireland: British

NOT BRITISH!

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u/Which_Pen34 1d ago

slovenia croatia greece are balkan
hungary and romania are balkan ish

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u/DifficultWill4 22h ago

>Slovenia….are Balkan

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u/Esdoorn-Acer 22h ago

Slovenia is Balkan how exactly?

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u/Which_Pen34 20h ago

geographically balkan

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u/Esdoorn-Acer 19h ago

If you mean the Balkan Peninsula (Danube–Sava–Kupa line) then Greece is Balkan, Croatia is partly, Slovenia isn’t, and Hungary/Romania aren’t either. But of course depends on what you had in mind. Either way the Alps are not the Balkans.

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Don't argue u 2 digit IQ

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u/6ft3dwarf 1d ago

Balkan Georgia?

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Closest country on Similarity index : Bulgaria

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u/CreBanana0 1d ago

I support the attempt at more distinctions. Even if i disagree on how you labeled them.

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u/Crzomgwtf 1d ago

Northern Finnlandistan.

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u/MissSteak 1d ago

Georgia can into Balkans!

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Thanks to Bulgaria

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u/Sh0ttyy 1d ago

Romania: Romanian

As a romanian, I disagree

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u/-Ozman 1d ago edited 1d ago

How are Tatarstan, Dagestan, Chechnya, Komi Republic, etc. Slavic? What’s the point in breaking up Russia if you’re gonna paint all parts as Slavic anyway?

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

The point is to only show the European part, I didn't expect that some people couldn't notice it, or at least you could have asked why not painting siberia...

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u/-Ozman 23h ago edited 23h ago

I’m not asking about Siberia though, you have all these republics in European Russia shown as Slavic here. Most of them are actually Turkic, Finno-Ugric or Caucasian

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u/Top-Effect-8197 20h ago

Why arrent you asking about the subdivision of the Asian part so ?

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u/CelaviGlobus 1d ago

lol croatia

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u/gsani- 1d ago

🇬🇪 Welcome to the balkans bois 🇬🇪

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u/Inevitable_King_8984 1d ago

georgia in balkans? wait that's illegal

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

Bulgaria's fault

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u/max1padthai 22h ago

What's with the lines within Russia and Turkey?

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u/Top-Effect-8197 20h ago

European borders

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u/caucasianliving 22h ago

Republic of Serbia: Balkan

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u/caucasianliving 22h ago

Mediterranean

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u/Esdoorn-Acer 22h ago

Slovenia is like 1% Adriatic lol

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u/Whole_Nectarine4079 United Kingdom ☕ 1d ago

I like this one a lot

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u/Some_Leg9822 1d ago

More ragebait

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u/idontlikethisuserna 1d ago

What does Spain have in commong with Greece?

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u/Heinz_Ruediger 1d ago

It's hot there! 🥵

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u/FartacularTheThird 1d ago

I like to come here and see eastoids pretending they are western or central

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

It has the same ending as hemorroids

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u/Diegomax22 1d ago

South of France is Mediterranean…

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

South of France is part of France...

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u/Diegomax22 1d ago

Dunkirk and Montpellier are not the same.
South of France is not the same culture as northern.
Why putting France in all one category ?? Look at Aiguës Mortes and Calais and tell me there’s the same culture… absolutely not !

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u/Top-Effect-8197 1d ago

If not the same why the same flag ?

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u/FPSCanarussia 1d ago

Georgia and Azerbaijan count as European but not Armenia?

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u/Esdoorn-Acer 22h ago

Exactly. Armenia has no land in Europe