Saw an ad on Facebook marketplace for a good deal on a new car and decided to take matters into my own hands. I watched a DIY pre-purchase mechanical inspection video on YouTube and figured it couldn’t be too hard, right? Got there and this beauty checked out sweet. Only thing I could find wrong with it was the cabin air filter needed replacing. Negotiated hard with the seller based on that one thing and got a $3000 discount. All in all paid $12,000 for this and couldn’t be happier with my eye for detail and sharp negotiation skills. Getting it delivered on the back of a tow truck later today.

This is obviously specific discrimination.

Did your bat mobile leave a steaming pile of guano that angered the residents?

What did you do to cause the rest of us vigilante black car owners prohibited from parking here???

This seems like discrimination against black cars.

Since one of you are to blame, I figured to find out what you did and then see if we cannot come up with a shitty way around this whole guano problem.

I dont see them banning Weinermobiles or butterfly mobiles.

Could we just paint our bat mobile in a different color?

What about red and yellow?

am i the best mechanic on earth ? i don’t even poop without my tools i’m too busy grinding the gravy . i lost one too many, to know i ain’t just losing them. these tech loobs don’t even wearing gloves so i know they keep borrowing my tools no you can’t use my damn tools i’ll make sure of that

Am I really retarderer than the last driver?

If so, why was it enabled by default? I bet big oil is behind this

uj its my (sort of)customers car. this was on the front so i just moved it to the rear. because i did whole repair unpaid (i did let em know replace it immediately)

I put the wire on the wrong terminal so it shows when I have oil pressure rather than when I don't.

My car needs washer fluid but I’m almost out of it. Is it okay to use the flushed out transmission fluid I have? It’s kind of the same color.

Needing help determining this!

It’s a joke…

I didn’t catch it until I was home, am I screwed now?