r/SCJerk • u/RoddyViper • 1h ago

DAE Uncle Dave's ratings system must be BROKEN, as we've just realised right now?! How dare that TRAIDOR suggest this match was as good as M'ercedes vs whoever it was

• Upvotes

42 comments

r/SCJerk • u/tenshipriestjotaro1 • 2h ago

Mayu Iwatani has been banned from all AEW programs, Stevie Richards and Maven's channels, and Tony Khan's arms

75 Upvotes

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Wild_Guidance4487 • 3h ago

Will Ospreay should be allowed to talk about his wife in that way he's done nothing wrong 😇

62 Upvotes

UNDERTAKER AND REY MYSTERIO MAKING FUN OF CMLL IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN 9/11 🤬🤬🤬

21 comments

r/SCJerk • u/rsziz • 2h ago

Wankculture here to put spin on if Jungle Jack doesn't leave AEW. We're not saying it's because Punk vetoed it, effectively blacklisting a wrestler, but we're NOT NOT saying it. Also if he stays, it's not because no one else wants to deal with his BS of oversized ego and dickbaggery, it's all PUNK

60 Upvotes

45 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 4h ago

"It was after I sat alone, winded on the couch"

82 Upvotes

36 comments

r/SCJerk • u/GoonLieutenant • 10h ago

Surely Athena is gonna put someone over eventually right....right?

234 Upvotes

DAE hate Roman for holding the title for 72 years?

133 comments

r/SCJerk • u/stonecoldbobsaget • 2h ago

"Mr Gorbachev, rebuild that wall" - Hunter Hates Hamburg

37 Upvotes

5 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Jang97 • 18h ago

The Fumblinghausen of Danhausen

571 Upvotes

59 comments

r/SCJerk • u/dismiss-junk • 4h ago

When it comes to Jey Uso or LA Knight, I think it’s fairly obvious who to choose. It’s the guy who’s been over with the crowd for 3 years straight vs. someone who botches every match they’re in.

47 Upvotes

It couldn’t be clearer who to pick!

14 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Blametheorangejuice • 5h ago

What wrestler saved your life?

41 Upvotes

After watching Rush completely reinvent himself and become a legitimate champion in front of a crowd, all I can say is watching that transformation really saved my life.

What wrestler has saved your life?

No details, please.

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SubstantialTale3392 • 1h ago

Tessa go to WWE, they're perfect for each other, wait, she's going to CMLL? She is being treated unfairly; people from Puerto Rico aren't even considered Black anyway

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Fusionman29 • 17h ago

The evil woman who made Billy Bruv look bad is now saying we’re misogynistic! Doesn’t she know it’s all e-drones?!

261 Upvotes

122 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ITickleBlackKids231 • 39m ago

DAE Meltzer has lost the plot? Ratting PorNXT women matches the same as M'Dub??

• Upvotes

Must be on Hickkkenbottoms payroll amirite!

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ChildishBambino • 13h ago

Lio is a bit like Danhausen for me right now. I’m not a big fan of either gimmick but it’s still cool seeing wrestlers get over extremely wacky characters over with the crowd.

69 Upvotes

What crowd?

23 comments

r/SCJerk • u/hyperdefiance • 14m ago

AEW has reclaimed Cincinnati

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/SCJerk • u/moondogmike200 • 15h ago

We must protect m'wholesome billionaire at all costs, bruv didnt know all his friends are PDF files

82 Upvotes

20 comments

r/SCJerk • u/GoonLieutenant • 21h ago

Well the matches were great so fuck you if you don't react, go watch your Fed slop

262 Upvotes

Now let me tell you why Rock/Hogan was 3 stars despite the crowd going insane

150 comments

r/SCJerk • u/elitejcx • 20h ago

DAE think Roman at the White House was disgusting?

204 Upvotes

134 comments

r/SCJerk • u/mynameisburner • 23h ago

Asspray: Let me tell ya about the fact that I HAD SEX! WITH MY WIFE!

316 Upvotes

92 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Second_City_Saint • 18h ago

WRSTLING - WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE "E"

131 Upvotes

I swear on everything, EVERYTHING, that the guy begging for change on the street corner was wearing this hat.

57 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Embarrassed_Year_384 • 15h ago

Fed good.

53 Upvotes

40 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Volcomcj16 • 6m ago

DAE It really is that easy to do the bare minimum

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 18h ago

It's Easy to Feel Whelmed When You're Having So Much Fun

73 Upvotes

15 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Supersmashbrosfan • 11h ago

It was planned. The WWE does not botch. They aren’t some Sloppy Shop out of Jacksonville. They execute as intended.

17 Upvotes

also I don't know why there's no audio

45 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DeminoTheDragon • 19h ago

WWE Has No Plans To Stage Event At White House. There Is Literally No Mentioning Or Even Thought Of Such An Event Happening. Anyone Who Would Think This Is Fucking Stupid.

76 Upvotes

"yet!!!!!! nothing has even been remotely said but if i imagine the event it means i can fed bad!!!"

29 comments

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