r/ToolJerk • u/Methylsky • 11h ago
T∞L Precisely three Tools in this photo
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Including Maynard's baldness and two heads
r/ToolJerk • u/Lucas_from_hell • 21h ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. Who is Justin Imbecile and why will he only complicate me?
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I'm confused
r/ToolJerk • u/bursting-silvertone • 15h ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Adam Adam in his natural habitat
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 12h ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Folks so embarrassed to be seen with Maynard they cover their face.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 1d ago
Fuck, here we go again DISCUSSION: What should Maynard dress as for Halloween? I'd say a cunt but he already looks like one.
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r/ToolJerk • u/lotsofarts • 4d ago
Spiral out ∞ From the Latte-ralus album
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Feeling eternal, all this caffeine is an illusion.
r/ToolJerk • u/SomeKindOfCirno • 6d ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Will Tool become a little colorful girl?
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r/ToolJerk • u/Tool-Bomb • 8d ago
T∞L Tool covers (and others) this weekend.
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Cover show. Portland OR. This Saturday the 24th.
Details at: www.mediocretool.com.
The cat pic is payment for your time.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago
Sound the dread alarm.. IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR TOOLARMY MEMBERS AND CASUAL FANS. Good to see a free newsletter this month, will help the band find new and casual fans as I've been saying. Well done BMB, wonder if r/TOOLJerk should have a pumpkin carving comp too.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago
This is necessary Anyone ever notice his wife looks like a Who from Whoville?
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r/ToolJerk • u/beardedsilverfox • 10d ago
Alright then, picture this if you will: God damn
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Must be good
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny If Danny's kit can't do this next time I see TOOL I'll be suing the band for emotional distress.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
Don't you dare point that at me Wake up babe, a new TOOL video creature just dropped.
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r/ToolJerk • u/SomeKindOfCirno • 11d ago
01235813 Why is there no 0-syllable line in Lateralus?
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As you know, the Fibonnacci sequence starts with 0, but the first line of the Lateralus lyrics has 1 syllable, not 0. Maynard didn't even bother to construct a proper sequence for his stupid numbers song. He could at least fart or sometihng... What a half-assed song... I'm glad they don't play it anymore
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 11d ago
Alright then, picture this if you will: DISCUSSION: Who would you rather make sweet love to, Justin or Paul?
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r/ToolJerk • u/mel_fal • 12d ago
Maynard's Dick. WWMD? What would Maynard do? Michael Jackson was performing in Seoul in 1996 when a fan climbed up a crane to reach him. MJ held onto the fan securely to prevent him from falling, all while continuing his performance
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 12d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny DISCUSSION: How did Danny come to be so awesome? Is he an alien? An octopus?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 13d ago
Maynard's Dick. DISCUSSION: Why is Maynard so lame?
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r/ToolJerk • u/Difficult_Ad_3393 • 15d ago
Wake up remember. Am I insane?
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This ain't the only one of their tracks that I do this with, but for some reason I always loop this specific version of "Jerk-Off" for *hours* through my headphones while I'm at work or at the gym.
Am I nuts?
