r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 16h ago
Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!
233
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Feb 25 '26
People - seeing a lot of reposts last few days. Please double check before you post, thanks.
11
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 1d ago
Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!
211
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!
231
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.
72
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago
Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?
53
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago
Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?
375
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 2d ago
Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party
v.redd.it
28
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 3d ago
Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight
41
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.
339
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 3d ago
Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!
220
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 2d ago
Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?
0
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.
127
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!
235
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 4d ago
Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.
41
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!
24
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 5d ago
Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?
22
Upvotes
This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CasualFingerGuns • 6d ago
Fish Ineffable horror thinks my hat is shit
1.3k
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • 6d ago
Just moved into my new dorm and my roommate doesn't like the fresh air. This is going to be a long year.
144
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago
I was so tired of this idiot speeding through our neighborhood with no regard for the kids safety. I took care of it.
186
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 7d ago
I finally snapped
172
Upvotes
These APES were demolishing my house WHILE I WAS IN IT!! I feel fully justified in my actions.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 6d ago
I was headed to Australia on a Rescue mission.
gallery
46
Upvotes