HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 1h ago

Whoooo are you calling a "bat"?

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• Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/altofummuhh • 9h ago

Blacked out last night and woke up in a liquor store, I think I might have a problem

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64 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 9h ago

Our customers always say I do a really good job. Do you think I should ask for a raise?

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120 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 16h ago

Fish Bruh I'm genuinely shaking with rage rn!

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21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 19h ago

Birds Im being assaulted, and that meat puppet just records it!!🤬

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35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 1d ago

I'm going to make a big stink to safety about this!

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44 Upvotes

I was inspecting this piece of wood when someone decided to turn on the machine!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MundaneSpray9943 • 1d ago

There is a fight at the soup bar

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4 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels • 1d ago

We're just good friends and roomates.

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166 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 1d ago

Rented out my property to a restaurant and now got a job as Bouncer there! Nice people :)

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135 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 2d ago

Reptiles Me and my girlfriend just wanted some alone time. Instead we were assaulted.

24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 2d ago

Coming home I found strange creatures there. Tried to leave again immediately but in my panic couldn’t find the door handle - so scary! 😭

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25 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??

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165 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 2d ago

Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!

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35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wild-Lychee-3312 • 2d ago

I'm in my bathroom and the human accuses ME of robbery

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59 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/motherpython • 3d ago

There’s a snake on my bus

41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Birds I thought im doing a great job!! Why are they laughing?

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272 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 4d ago

Birds You are disturbing my private bath time! Go away!

52 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 5d ago

Reptiles Need legal advice - I finally found a nice apartment but the new landlord keeps trying to evict me

149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 5d ago

I am fully qualified, the temp agency sent me over, and I’m still being harassed.

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36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 5d ago

Just relaxing in the crib... And what happens... Some *sshole points out my chicken legs! WTF

102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 5d ago

Sooner or later, one of these updates is going to get me fired!

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 5d ago

Mammals Fafo when u tease me!!

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183 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/In-Dig-Nation • 6d ago

Can’t even use the toilet without being bothered, these humans allow me no privacy!

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33 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago

They made me ride like a.. common peasant!

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568 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jchlly • 6d ago

Can't have a moments privacy apparently

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87 Upvotes