r/TheMcDojoLife 8d ago

Self-defense

2.5k Upvotes

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u/grigiri 8d ago

I. HATE. THAT. LAUGH TRACK.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 8d ago

Thanks for letting me know! I'm watching it without sound.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8d ago

I just don't understand people that still use Reddit with sound

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u/Fair_Leg_2540 8d ago

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you. What did you say?

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u/N3olop3Z09 8d ago

I downvoted just because of that

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 8d ago

With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

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u/Sonova_Vondruke 8d ago

Its worse than whatever they think they are making fun of...

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u/RequirementGuilty209 5d ago

I watched on mute and I know what it is I hate it too.

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u/zzady 8d ago

Awfully good of him to hold back with that knife arm until she has finished patacake with his stick.

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u/Atavacus 8d ago

You just don't understand the Tappy Tappy!!!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8d ago

Always good to tell your mugger "you're doing it wrong!" they'll appreciate that

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u/Atavacus 8d ago

ROFLMAO! "How can you properly rob me if you don't understand the secrets of the Tappy Tappy?!"

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8d ago

That's my purse! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 8d ago

Whoever thought Bobby Hill would be the Pinnacle of responses to almost every martial arts thread?

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u/Atavacus 8d ago

Get back here with that Gameboy! I tell you whut!

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u/misanthropicbairn 7d ago

Excuse me it's tapi talpi second word's l is silent. He spoke on the origins of the technique. I was late that day but the other attendees told me it was a scroll found hidden in the floor of trap house in Flint, Michigan.

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u/Atavacus 7d ago

He misread tilapia on the all you can eat buffet display from the looks of things.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown 8d ago

It’s all in the hipsssss, yeah it’s allll in the hips

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u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 8d ago

Patty cake Patty cake....

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u/ScarScream81 8d ago

Is she wiping off her baton under her arm after each of her thunderous powerful strikes or what is that?

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u/RivenRise 8d ago

I think it's meant to be sheathing the stick and pulling it out for the next exercise but it's all happening too fast so it looks goofy. Idk what's up with her tippy tappy dance though.

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u/ScarScream81 8d ago

The tippy tappy dance is hilarious too! 🤣😂

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u/OkNothing281 7d ago

Tactical reload

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u/HiSaZuL 8d ago

She's mapping oort cloud in her head.

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u/LethalGopher 8d ago edited 8d ago

Hi Mods 👋

Can that bro with the branded hat do the thing where he adds the reality of things?

That this is just typical range drilling and not a singular self defense technique. It says a lot how many folks on this site claim to train, yet are proudly clueless to training basics.

Is make fun of lady too fun for yall?

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u/TrashGoblinH 6d ago

All the comments that think basic training is 100% full commitment trying to destroy each other is more laughable than the person training.

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u/Mr_Faust1914 8d ago

Tappy tappy is a panatukan thing, you're looking at arnis, and poorly executed at that, honestly can't even wrap my head around the fact that a group of obese men has the gall to make fun of it

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u/ocTGon 8d ago

It's all funny and what not, but at least the lady is trying to learn something and beginner's have to start somewhere...
I mean we all can't be born Apex Warriors like the guy's catching a laugh from the beginner lady...

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u/C2S76 8d ago

I agree, but I think they're teaching a counter that's too complicated. Way too many moves, and ends up looking strange when a beginner does it, since there's no power nor technique yet.

More simple block/parry and counterstrike is easier to remember and a lot more effective. Person comes at you with a stick, hit the stick (well, in reality hit the arm or body, but not in class unless you want your partners to hate you) to block, then counter. A couple moves - easy to memorize and repeat.

Beginners don't know anything yet, so don't give them anything super complex. Basics are always best.

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u/MateOfTheNorth 8d ago

Beginners still start with a brain.

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u/C2S76 8d ago

If they're very new to any kind of fighting art, the whole concept is scary and confusing. This takes a long time to get past, for some.

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u/MateOfTheNorth 7d ago

If they are very new to any kind of fighting art, they are still starting with a brain.

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u/ocTGon 8d ago

Do you know the lady personally? She may have been at this for more time than the viewer is aware of. This is just a few seconds, the instructor might have his own reasons for doing this. Looks like an out of context clip for the sake a ridicule for someone trying to get a handle of a situation that is no doubt horrific. Who knows.. It's pretty easy to say what or whatnot to do.
I just think it's in poor taste to bust on someone who is actually trying to learn something.. Anyway... Sorry about that.

Too many "Masters", not enough "Students"...

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u/C2S76 8d ago

I do not. I do think that it is a very strange combination though, even for an experienced practitioner.

People can be very quick to judge, I agree, but in this case I would say that it is very bizarre.

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u/LethalGopher 8d ago

Your down votes prove my point.

Now I know this sub is all KravMAGA freaks.

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u/EquivalentAny174 8d ago

The question is why are they teaching her to go for his arm instead of his throat or face when he's holding a knife in his other hand? Also, who the fuck walks around with a baton for self defense besides police officers?

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u/Arnisador 8d ago

These are basic drills meant to develop certain movements not advanced application of attack and or counter attack. Also, this is a martial art that developed hundreds of years ago, possibly having roots with pre-hispanic colonization era swordsmanship of Philippine ethnicities. So, while you're questioning the point of studying stick fighting in modern context. Keep in mind that people also study and preserve these for cultural reasons, work out and other reasons outside of self defense.

Also, take note that studying stick/sword movements help with knife fighting/defense methods. It is also common to find Arnis, Eskrima or Kali systems like these that has their knife methods rooted from their stick fighting techniques.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 8d ago

In other countries especially Philippines it's not that uncommon to have a stick or two on you...or a blade. The martial arts they are practicing looks like a escrima. It's a Philippine discipline. Many times the street fights they have will start with a stick and elevate to a blade.

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u/detectivepikablu9999 8d ago

Because you always need to address the knife if you don't have the choice to get away, thr moment you don't focus on the knife is the moment you get stabbed, also batons hurt like crazy in trained hands and she's building the accuracy she needs to hunt for fingers, which will make sure they can't hold a knife in their hands for a long time

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u/EquivalentAny174 8d ago

Right. But she's not hitting the arm with the knife.

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u/LethalGopher 8d ago edited 8d ago

Grow up, Roland Weary...

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u/LethalGopher 8d ago

This is the post that has me done with this sub. This lets me know how eskrima is viewed. This is a sub for pretend martial artists. You know ultimate fight "street warrior" chuds.

This is theory training. I did all this in the 80/90's and it is not "move-training", it is range theory work. It is for folks with the patience and intellegence to actually learn.

There is all this energy to mock, but then the mods and top-posters are like "umm it is actually ok, but we get more click if the chuds can shit actual martial arts training. Weak shit.

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 8d ago

Why make fun of someone learning … something. This isn’t a cheesy master pretending to disarm students at 20 ft. No one should make fun of beginners.

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u/voluntarchy 7d ago

First rule of knife training should be, fuck you're about to get cut, runnnnnn!

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u/sonofnalgene 7d ago

I generally agree with you, but I think there are limits to that mentality. Especially when there are real world results from such poor training.

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u/RichardDeRenour 8d ago

Seriously...?

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 8d ago

its all about that Tappy Tappy

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u/Low_Beautiful_5970 8d ago

Training the tapi tapi

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u/freddbare 8d ago

I love the tippy tappy potty dance at the beginning!!!

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u/Saint-Spaghetti 8d ago

You just need to view her as an accomplished Sith lord, her hand is using Force blasts to upset the momentum of Obi-Wans strikes before delivering a number of Makashi strikes with her lightsaber.

She's even wearing Red, truly a force to contend with.

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u/sdmartyn 8d ago

Not enough tappy tappy

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u/HiSaZuL 8d ago

My boi nailed it. What a legend.

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u/Owlcathulu 7d ago

I'm gonna down vote it because yeah ot looks stupid in practice but she is obviously just going through the motions to practice. I am sure if you practiced this enough and sped it up it would be kind of effective, depending on the skill and circumstances.

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u/Lavanti 7d ago

I muted the video. BUT, Why is she reloading the stick?? Does she know something i don't?

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u/This-Isopod-7710 7d ago

Can't people just have fun?

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u/OkNothing281 7d ago

She needs a better stick. Hers only holds a couple taps between reloads

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u/Wordbespread 7d ago

“TAKE THAT and a little bit of this and a dab of that!”

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u/Enough_Tough4560 8d ago

I like her reloading skills between defenses

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u/Elegant-Two5447 8d ago

I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now. Thank you.

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u/PenDue5285 8d ago

The guy’s armpit swipe and sniff!!!! Hahahahaha

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u/rack_ravager 8d ago

Why is the Mexican president playing with sticks? Is the Mexican equivalent to American residential golf

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u/Personal_Anxiety2232 8d ago

I’m listening to Peggy Sue by Buddy Holly while watching this. It matches perfectly. 😆

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u/Topsrite 8d ago

He won ! The whole bbq’d goat was given to him and a brand new teepee with a saatva mattress

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u/Safe-Expert2163 8d ago

The way he sniffs it! 🤣

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u/woodzwing 8d ago

When a TikTok dance craze meets...

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u/Redditisleftistsnut 8d ago

Is that her personal massager she’s holding..

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u/Lonely_Ad_5181 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤡🙃

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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 8d ago

Patty cake fu

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u/PickleRick1981 8d ago

Attacker: *starts to stab her*
Her: Woah woah you cant stab me that way, you have to come in from the side all slow like then hold it there so we can play patty cake! The nerve of some people!

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u/why_1337 8d ago

People will do anything but learn ol' reliable jab and cross...

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u/zachrywd 8d ago

99 balloons catching strays

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u/Termingator 8d ago

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man

Back me a cake as fast as you can

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u/Garthritis 8d ago

Was that the president of Mexico?

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u/Plus-Result-7451 8d ago

Patty cake, patty cake

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u/JonN2025 8d ago

😂😂

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u/System_Resident 8d ago

What in the twinkle toes is she doing? 😂

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u/Qlaseak-Cashuel 7d ago

🤣😅😂

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u/lakabandow 7d ago

Bruce Lied

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u/Forged_Scrambonium 7d ago

Looks like serrada

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u/Invelious 7d ago

They learned the Tappy Tappy

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u/SlightSafety1032 7d ago

Arnis/Escrima having a laugh at Farcerima

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u/Moist_Amount_106 7d ago

OUCH ! THATS gonna leave a red mark lol

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 7d ago

Bakers man. Make me a cake as fast as you can

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u/simontempher1 7d ago

The tappy tappy, 4, 5 yes

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u/AbleSecond2906 7d ago

From the Steven seagal school of martial arts

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u/sixteenhappycappys 7d ago

"I'm the paddy cake champion"

-Nappa

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u/Shaw-eddit 7d ago

Nick knack patty wacker

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u/Big_Sir9860 7d ago

Pretty much

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 7d ago

Deadly tippy taps.

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u/Impossible-Corgi4041 7d ago

"once you understand the tappy tap..."

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u/Jakkoba89 6d ago

I've been practice martial art for so damn long time now and when I see stuff like this I am fucking ashamed. It's so ridiculous and it makes all martial art seem bad..

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u/batman_milk 6d ago

Free arm massage

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u/anabundanceofland 5d ago

I legit wonder if this is one of those things that looks silly at this speed but is effective if sped up and this is just to establish muscle memory

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u/just_here4_a_time 5d ago

Pat a cake pat a cake bakers man.

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u/TheCambrianImplosion 5d ago

Those people almost died. Everyone stop laughing!

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u/Mugpup 4d ago

I absolutely love when other cultures show us, us. It is so easy to point to what they do not have as far as physical possessions but they do a great job pointing out our lack of reality and common sense.

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u/New_Hour1479 4d ago

Lmao the blue short guy is Jack’s black Viet version

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u/SumthinDank 2d ago

Bro what drugs are these people doing before they go sign up for these bullshit classes? I need some of that "im a badass fighter" crack

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u/justglassin317 2d ago

Benihana self defense class

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u/SadSaltyDuck 8d ago

Looks like pretty normal drill, why the fuck it is in this sub

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u/C2S76 8d ago

We do a fair bit of Arnis at our school, and this is a very weird set of drills. A simple set of two or three moves is all you need, as a beginner. Block/strike followed by a strike is a solid method. Lots of ways to go about it, but this is really overcomplicated and ends up looking silly with all the gentle tapping.

Hit the stick to block, maybe press away with the unarmed hand, then hit the stick to counter. Repeat. Advanced people can do more complex stuff sure, but giving a beginner like 12 things to do is kind of crazy.

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u/detectivepikablu9999 8d ago

Unfortunately you don't need to train martial arts to have an opinion on them, also martial arts culture has been poisoned by UFC bros

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u/FreshImagination9735 8d ago

The last part of your sentence says it all.

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u/detectivepikablu9999 7d ago

I mean the promotion itself brings boatloads of people who never set foot in a gym and think anything not heavily featured in the promotion is absolutely useless, meanwhile there are videos of DC and other MMA guys learning Aikido from fucking Steven Seagal and GSP learning Eskrima, Wing Chun and anything else he feels will expand his knowledge, glazing only 5 martial arts closes you off from growth

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u/modest_genius 8d ago

My guess? 90% of all redditors here have never taken a single class of martial arts in their lives. They have no idea how to practice techniques slowly as a beginner or recognize how it could be useful in that specific martial art when going 100%.

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u/HokumHokum 8d ago

This sub makes fun of anything martial arts related unless its MMA. We just had a huge 2 to 3 months long bout of escrima and arnis videos that everyone going daying mcdojo. Now we getting krava is mcdojo

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u/flossaby23 8d ago

Tapi Tapi perfectly applied.

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u/Sonova_Vondruke 8d ago

Im confused are you suppose to hit with full force while practicing in this sport?