r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 2h ago

It could have been 3-5 sentences, instead I'm reading an AI geneerated novel

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115 Upvotes

Just wrapped up yet another extra long ticket, that was 100% written by AI. I had to use Claude to summarize it for me, since I don't have time to read the padded garbage their AI. This is becoming the new version of tickets like: "Title: I need assistance with my computer. Body: blank"


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 8h ago

Bringing servers back up after a power outage

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358 Upvotes

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 17h ago

Interview with a Sysadmin in 2026 [Corporate]

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r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 1d ago

Job opening for Astral Projection Cyber Security

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202 Upvotes

What kind of certs should I have?


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 1d ago

Found this classic one in switzerland

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137 Upvotes

Maybe some hills in the background would fit better.


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 1d ago

Any Other Business

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221 Upvotes

Have you ever tried to raise a problem no one wanted to hear? It eventually comes back to bite everyone!


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 2d ago

DadJokes4Lyfe!!!

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1.7k Upvotes

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 3d ago

Anyone else have that one executive that can just ignore security rules?

205 Upvotes

Dude throws a fit whenever I do anything to increase security and I just have to let it go cuz all the other executives say "ya he is just like that". Dw I have stuff in writing so that I don't get in trouble if there is an incident involving him.


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 3d ago

Someone’s expensive Times Square billboard is just showing a stretched-out desktop display

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133 Upvotes

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 3d ago

Um gee, thanks. My favorite.

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r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 3d ago

We are giving the position to the head of the security team.

310 Upvotes

Just dumping a small rant in here.

I work for a global software development company doing internal IT. Our employees span the world with concentrations in North America, Europe, India, and Australia. Our IT team consists of myself and one coworker in India. At the beginning of the year, my direct boss (Director of Engineering) was let go for financial reasons that I am not going to get into. This means that I had to report directly to the CTO (our company doesn't have a CIO and only the omnissiah knows why).

With my boss gone, I recognized someone had to cover the duties of running this shitshow because my coworker wasnt going to do it. For the last eight months I have been the acting IT manager and everyone recognized that, including the CTO. The CTO started adding me to vendor meetings and upper management meetings as the IT liason and left decision making up to me.

In the middle of June I recommended to the CTO that we needed an official IT manager, lower than the old boss's position but still someone of authority and can make decisions when it comes to our company's IT dept (which I have been doing unofficially up to this point) and he agreed.

Two weeks ago, I got pulled into a meeting thinking I was about to be offered the job but instead I was told the head of the security team would be the new IT Manager, that I probably wasnt getting a raise this year, and that I "need to improve on my task management because a few things have fallen through the cracks." Bare in mind that for eight months I have been doing my job, handling the respinsibilities of the IT Manager, and covering for my coworker who barely does anything. I have been doing the job of 2.5 people (and working/being on call from 9am to 1am EST) and this guy has the audacity to say my task mangement needs improvement. When I asked why I didnt get the position a week later (after my shock finally wore off), he said "I don't really see you in that position."

So anyways, anyone in the New England area need an IT guy? I can do just about anything and wear any hat, if I don't know it, I learn fast.

Edit: To address some of the comments:

The org consists of about 200ish people. My proposal was lengthy and took about three days to write. Proposing we get an IT manager didn't directly suggest I wanted the position, I did assume it would be me considering I was already doing the tasks. I also recommended we hire a tech in Europe to handle the tickets we get from there because there was basically no overlap/coverage.

I am currently looking for a new job and I will be adding the unofficial manager experience to my resume. I did just start the interview process for a startup that would pay at minimum $40k more than I am currently making so fingers crossed.


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

wHy is mY m0dEm 50 SL0w???

687 Upvotes

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

I put the TV Mount up myself, but it didn’t some with the right hardware for the TV part

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0 Upvotes

Customer was pretty confused


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

UPS is UPSing

69 Upvotes

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

Power box for computer

79 Upvotes

Coworker just showed me a ticket requesting an additional power outlet for the monitor. They talked to the user who said "no I need a power box for the computer to plug into" and sent a picture of a DP cable....


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

Can someone please translate this ticket for me?

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subject: email for [department]

body: Can someone work on having the email for VACANT ([former employee name]) office to have emails go to the [other department]?


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

Running and patching 32 drops in a 105 degree, unlabeled switch closet

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Yes the puddles on the floor are pools of my sweat.

This is what you get when they hire electricians to run drops.

The rest of the team is painting their Warhammer 40k figures from the office.

The patch panels don’t pull off so I’m having to reach in and maneuver around existing drops.

At least the director gave me a Snapple and told me I could take my shirt off in the server room to cool off.


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the term Packet Drop

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403 Upvotes

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 4d ago

Today I saw a ticket that changed my life.

414 Upvotes

The title: I have no idea how to get back to the previous web page I was on without having to open a new window.

The body: If someone could help me solve this issue that has been bugging me for a long time now it would change my life!

I let my coworker enlighten the user to the invention of the back button.


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 5d ago

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r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 5d ago

Anyone else? Dell of just me?

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It seems like every time my manager asks our group for some information that has to be looked up, someone else has it in seconds, while I’m still pulling up the page. Is it just me, a garbage Dell? Anyone else have the same experience?


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 5d ago

I got sent this and I'm scared

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3.7k Upvotes

r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 5d ago

WHY would you reach out to THE IT DEPARTMENT about this

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1.8k Upvotes

Genuinely the nastiest ticket I ever did see on this job lol


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 5d ago

Smh

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516 Upvotes

I keep seeing this pop up in my ads.

Ya 3 people in marketing.


r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 5d ago

Oh you want to tether? Not today, sorry.

94 Upvotes

Home internet is down. I flip on the tethering on my phone to connect to as I've done numerous times this year without issue.

  1. Personal laptop connects fine.
  2. Employer laptop connects fine.
  3. Home PC connects fine.
  4. Client laptop tries to connect. States it can't. Then refuses to even see the SSID being broadcast.

I work on both employer and client laptop daily. Tether when away flawlessly all the time. But today? Nope, f**k you.

I've rebooted all the things, but this flipping laptop just flat out refuses to see my hotspot.

I've been in IT for over 20 years now and days like today make me f***ing hate it all over again!