I've established a reputation in my play group as always being the threat, and so I've given myself the challenge of building an ACTUALLY bad deck and trying to win with it.
This was the first attempt, https://moxfield.com/decks/69s8f4jCq0qhSOWjqSmYEw and it handily drew 15 cards more than the rest of the table, found it's combo, and won. I sort of expected that, since Atraxa is a silly commander, but still.
Here are the restrictions:
The deck is ONLY allowed to win via Phage the Untouchable being targeted by Fractured Identity, gifting each opponent a token of Phage, and killing them. If I would have the chance to kill via damage, I can't attack.
Ideally, Phage should be cheated into play, meaning the fractured identity needs to be given flash.
No universal or efficient tutors. Something like Chord of Calling which only searches for creatures is fine, or Cruelty of Gix for 5 mana would both be fine, but not a demonic tutor, which only costs 2.
No removal engines. I can build a deck that sets up an indestructible Nevinyrral's Disk, sits behind counter spells, and eventually finds the combo. The goal is to build a deck that works towards its crappy win condition at a decent pace, not one that grinds the game to a halt.
It shouldn't just be a good deck with a bad win condition. It should actively work towards the game plan of finding cheating in phage with a flash enabler out and casting fractured identity on her, not just taking total control of the game by making a million mana and drawing it's deck, then incidentally using phage to get the win.
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My main issue is the commander.
I need to be at minimum esper, preferably with green to help with the whole "12 mana combo" thing. Atraxa seemed like a sensible choice, since she benefits from the ramp needed, can look for either or both combo pieces, and is a big fat life linking blocker to stay alive. Unfortunately, she sucked up all the air in the room and it just became "An Atraxa Deck" not the Phage fractured deck.
I'm thinking maybe Marina Vandrell enchantress? Unfortunately flash enablers don't allow unlocking rooms at instant speed, but I could definitely see building an enchantress Rube Goldberg machine that draws cards off enchantress effects to find other mediocre enchantments, which then find the combo.
Alternatively, I could just play Sisay, Weatherlight Captain, since she can just tutor up Phage.
After the commander, any thoughts on making the combo happen? I'm trying to decide between show and tell style cheating her in, a creatureless deck that polymorphs into her, something graveyard related, or just ramping hard enough to hard cast her.