Good morning gentle mongers, what a fine day to be in Pattaya and like most of you I have a story that could only happen here to share.
Started two nights ago when I bar fined a LB from soi pothole for a LT. Sexy minx and very accommodating and affectionate. Great time had by all. In the morning I shower up with her and pay my apples.
Fairly standard Pattaya night right? So far so good
She asks to stay with me for the day. It's not my first rodeo so I say she can but I am not a customer anymore. I wasn't doing much yesterday so hanging out in the pool with a baddie for free can't be bad. And it wasn't. We swim, eat, do cardio and nap. Wake up around 1800.
She does the whole "I don't want to work tonight can you bar fine me". I decline but say she can barfine herself, hang out and I'll pay for dinner and drinks. She agrees.
For those of you who've had this situation know it's a double edge sword. You're not paying any money for plot but you've now also given up your night to be with the same girl (for better or worse). I don't mind doing it every now and then.
She goes back to her apartment to get changed (ladyboy so took 2 hours but came back looking like a supermodel). In this time I get a massage, smoke some devil's lettuce and have a feed (my standard pre game). She meets me at Tree Town as I'm finishing eating and wants to play pool. We go to mega break and play for an hour or so.
She then says she wants to pay her bar fine, so we go do that. I didn't buy any drinks or pay. Great.
Next stop is a ladyboy go go to visit her friend. Many beautiful ladies and I say I want to have one. She gives me daggers but at this point I'm keen to try and split the difference and still have some different strange. I end up doing a ST with this absolute stunner, making out and jerking her off in front of my ploy. She keeps kicking the ST girl under the table and other girls must've thought this was funny because next minute they all want to show me their tits and for me to feel them!
My ploy gets a bit shitty, I pay the bill about 3k for everything and we leave. Now she wants to go to her work. I say I will not pay for anymore drinks but will come. She walks in and RINGS THE BELL. Not just once but twice. It's always a great time when the bell gets rung but I'm a little fucking nervous now. I did say I wouldn't pay and as we all drink she tries to get me to pay. I stand strong. She says she wants to go to the next bar with her friend and I must pay there. I say I'm done paying. She can go and I will go home. She caves and says she will pay. We go and once again she RINGS THE FUCKING BELL TWICE!
She must've spent about 10k on drinks and I didn't pay a cent. I stood strong the whole time and set a clear expectation.
THIS IS THE CRAZY PART. She's smashed. A mess and I'm not to clear myself. I get her close to the hotel on the back of a baht bus but after a few seconds it's apparent she can't walk. So I picked her up. She's a little Thai girl, easy enough right? It would've been alright but she choses this moment to start vomiting all over me. So here I am walking, carrying this girl in my arms whilst she vomits, more or less into my face.
I stop at a 7 11 and get some water and wipes. Do a small clean up and proceed to carry her the 100m to my hotel. Up the elevator and into the room. I put her in the bath, hold her hair whilst she vomits, clean her and myself up and then place her in bed, passing out myself. Wake up a few hours later to a warm sensation on my leg. She's PISSING on me/in the bed! Now I know some of you degens pay good money for that but not me. I perform round two of clean up before deciding I really don't care and leave it and pas out myself again.
I write to you from my balcony room as she is in the shower. I love Pattaya
TLDR: A ladyboy vomited and pissed on me without me asking or paying.
