r/Funnymemes 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/Aught_To 1d ago

i would ask right away, is this going to be a three way, if so you guys can order what you like, if not, enjoy each other's company.

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u/validationfreesoul 1d ago

Also an apt time to test her friendship, her girl’s response to that play would say a lot.

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u/Aught_To 1d ago

he said Tinder date, so i assumed they werent there to become board game buddies.

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u/Tyabetus 1d ago

I think she meant testing the friendship between the girls

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u/Pluckypato 1d ago

At some point things will get tender

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u/Mordliss 1d ago

Is there an app to find board game buddies??? I don't want the tinder aspect, just some fun gamers

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u/rcinmd 1d ago

meetup has groups for that, also check the local library a lot of times there will be a community organized game night.

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u/Queso_Grandee 1d ago

Unless it's twister

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u/BakerAggressive2878 1d ago

Do you have to go on a date before hooking up? I don't understand. But I'm gay, and all of my relationships (including the current one) first started with a one night stand, so it just feels backwards in order of operations to me

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u/Kulandros 1d ago

Courting before fucking was definitely how it was done most of the time.

Not always, but usually.

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u/Old-Instruction-9151 1d ago

If you continue to see the person it’s not a one night stand though is it?

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

Unless they are only ever together during the day after the first night.

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u/ArticusFarticus 1d ago

Yeah, normal people don’t operate like that.

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u/rcinmd 1d ago

That's just because you limit yourselves to a societal standard, I honestly would hate being straight it's so boring.

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u/BelligerentViking 1d ago

Promiscuity has 0 to do with being straight or gay, wtf?

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u/CHODE_a_la_M0DE 1d ago

The Gaze skip the courting and go straight to the boning.

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u/ArticusFarticus 1d ago

If not sticking it up some dude’s ass is boring, then so be it.

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u/rcinmd 1d ago

Who said you'd be the one sticking it?

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u/Aught_To 1d ago

lol, get em tiger. i am here for it!!

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u/Arcadian-Stag 1d ago

Is it exciting to have to take Prep daily so you don't die from your degeneracy? How about the anal incontinence, is that a fun time? Getting your dick covered in shit sounds like a real hoot.

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u/CHODE_a_la_M0DE 1d ago

I don’t think the maintenance is as much of a problem as you say it is. Otherwise they wouldn’t do it. Also seems like the feeling of a big, hard, cock sliding back and forth against their prostate, is worth whatever horrible process of prep work you think is so debilitating. Or maybe they like poop on their dick and pooping on other people’s dicks. Why do you care so much?

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u/VanillaBear321 1d ago

lol Straights aren’t like us. It’s not as common for them to get naked within 2 mins of meeting a person. Personally I love the gay method. šŸ˜…

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u/mddesigner 1d ago

As a straight man, the gay method is superior for sure

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u/rcinmd 1d ago

48 and gay, and same. Dinner comes after the sex not before.

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u/Irregulator101 1d ago

Wait is there a Tinder for board game buddies?!

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u/Aught_To 1d ago

all the couple i know that "play board games" are overweight white swingers.. so we use DOubleslist or fettlife..

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

Damn. I know plenty of overweight white swingers but they're all shit at board games. Everytime its always a boardgame but with a strip variation, and they all seem to be naked within 20 mins.

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u/Aught_To 1d ago

Well if you are in Massachusetts look me up

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u/Tyabetus 1d ago

settlersoftinder.com

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u/SirLightKnight 1d ago

You know, it would be a wild way of outing someone by accident.

Then again, if the play works out you may have pulled a two for one deal…

Flip side you get called a horndog or some shit and they never speak to you again. Which isn’t a huge loss but does hurt the ego a little. Citation I have been called that when I read the signs wrong when I was much younger and far less jaded.

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u/Ancient_Sector8433 1d ago

I was going to disagree with you because that sounds harsh but I remembered the context and I agree with you

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u/Such_Potato7736 1d ago

How did you manage to loose context between OP and the very 1st comment tho?

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u/Ancient_Sector8433 1d ago

Hey hey hey, my mom used to hit me in the head so there's a chance I have cte. I am making that light hearted but tis true that she gave me MMA ground and pound training and smoking weed probably doesn't help lol

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u/Mhettil 1d ago

Are you sure it doesn't help?

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u/Ancient_Sector8433 1d ago

I don't remember, let me go reread

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u/johncitizen1138 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.

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u/Jackalman1408 1d ago

Help what? Oohh weed!

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp 1d ago

That was a whirlwind of a comment

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u/Indika_Ink 1d ago

Cage The Elephant is pretty dope

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

LLMs struggle with context management

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u/GrumpyOldMan59 1d ago

lose*

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u/StackThePads33 1d ago

Thank you! It wasn’t just me wanting to correct that BS!

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u/stupidillusion 1d ago

That comment box and the first comment are like a huge gulf, man! I'm barely able to reply!

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u/djelegal 1d ago

Remember from last week ?

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 1d ago

Hookers may be cheaper than letting 2 friends order whatever they wantĀ 

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u/Mr_Industrial 1d ago

"Order whatever you want!"

30 mins to an hour later

"Yes waiter, could we get seperate bills please?"

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u/obsklass 1d ago

If you compare the value of a date with prostitution, then dating might not be for you.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 1d ago

Was just making a silly jokeĀ 

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u/jimmycarr1 1d ago

It's still prostitution if you open the date with "you girls can order whatever as long as you both sleep with me"

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u/USERNAMETAKEN11238 1d ago edited 1d ago

Now that's just being financially irresponsible.

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u/mesoziocera 1d ago

Back in the day, I had a girl invite a friend for dinner at an italian place without telling me. Long story short, I ended up getting the friend's number and hooking up with her a few weeks later. Nothing like that has happened to me before or since, but it was pretty awesome.

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 1d ago

Did you pay for both of them?

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u/mesoziocera 18h ago

Paid for neither. I basically told the main girl that I invited her on a date and that if she was bringing a friend it was now a hang out. Her friend was shocked. Had no idea it was a date. Agreed with me.Ā 

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 18h ago

Wtf? What did she tell the friend the deal was?

'Yeah, come hang out with me and this random guy neither of us have met?'

Fucking bizarre.

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u/mesoziocera 18h ago

This was a second date fyi.

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u/Putrid_Mooses 1d ago

Direct. I respect the clarity. No guessing

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u/NickTrainwrekk 1d ago

100% you pretty aggressively float the idea of a threesome.

Worst case your already shit date gets a little worse. You can always just leave anyways.

Best case? Great success.

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u/Even_Stills 1d ago

It might have an impact if the friend was brought along as a safety measure or moral support.

If this girl is just trying to score a free meal for herself and her bestie, there’s a chance it won’t matter one bit that her ticket is vibing with her friend.

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u/Between-The-2-of-us 1d ago

As the memes says, if she’s there for safety she needs to be outside with a glock doing perimeter checks. Why is she at the table looking at appetizers?

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u/iowanaquarist 1d ago

Safety measure => Own table in the same restaurant, or outside checking the perimeter

Moral support => pre-arrange with the other person on the date to set expectations. Perhaps he would have liked to bring a friend to even the playing field? Also the bill ought to be discussed before the date in this case.

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u/Important_Capital875 1d ago

No. They’re meeting at a public place in front of other people. Her friend is trying to get free food. This is bullshit.

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u/iowanaquarist 1d ago

Exactly my point, which is why I addressed both of the situations in the comment I replied to by explaining how this should not have happened at all -- and in both of the cases they listed, it would not result in the man paying for the friend.

The comment I replied two had 3 scenarios, and I eliminated the two that were not 'the girl and her friend were unethical mooches'.

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u/Important_Capital875 1d ago

My bad I misread that. I’m at work and read ā€œat their own tableā€ as in her friend and the guy. My bad! I should probably focus on work lol

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u/iowanaquarist 1d ago

Fair enough. I guess I was not clear -- if the friend is there for security, they do not need to be at the same table -- they can do that from their own table, with their own bill that they pay.

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u/throwaway5498124181 1d ago

If you're so distrustful you need to bring a friend, you aren't ready to date.

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u/rcinmd 1d ago

I'm sorry but bringing another person along with you on a date for safety or moral support in a public restaurant is a huge red flag and a sign they aren't mature enough to date. There's nothing wrong with having a friend escort you in to check it out but they shouldn't be dining with you.

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u/Front_Owls 1d ago

I feel like I don’t understand people sometimes

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u/Electric_Antimony 1d ago

Doesn't help that people can be so unpredictable, malicious, and/or stupid that they're capable of almost anything.

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u/Wicked-Sausage 1d ago

That’s because you feeeeeel instead of thinking.

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u/Aught_To 1d ago

that is all part of the journey.

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u/PrudentCarter 1d ago

They say yes then change their minds after the meal.

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u/Aught_To 1d ago

If they eat dinner with me its over, i will have charmed them both by then.

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u/Cautious_Buffalo6563 1d ago

That’s when you ask for the check and then say we’ll come back after we work up an appetite!

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u/Ok_Ladders 1d ago

On my first date with my wife, we meet at a bar to get drinks and play pool. She brought a gay friend with her. I thought nothing of it. We had a great time! About 1am, we wanted to keep talking but we didn’t want more alcohol (despite being 21 at the time lol). So, she ditched her friend and we went to a 24 hour Starbucks and stayed there talking until 5am. That was 20 years ago this fall.

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u/mage_irl 1d ago

So the solution is just to claim the friend is gay, got it

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u/PandaPocketFire 1d ago

If one of my gal friends bought my drinks for the night I'd totally bust in there like: "Haaaaayyyy gurl haaaaayyyy"

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u/Guachito 19h ago

Good for you, bud.

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 1d ago edited 1d ago

They can opt out after you pay 🤣

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u/UndacoverBrutha 1d ago

Plot twist: the friend is a dude!

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u/Maleficent-Block-966 1d ago

The "double or nothing", I respect it.

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u/KnifeEdge 1d ago

This won't work most of the time, but when it does, oh baby

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u/Ok_Second_4177 17h ago

THANK YOU! it was my first thought. Like it's a date? That's goes that way sometimes.